Top 1200 Funny 4th Of July Quotes & Sayings - Page 6

I was always funny, but I didn't know being funny was a gift.

I never analyze stuff with comedy because it's boring. It makes you stop being funny. Just be who you are and do what you do, and you're either funny or you're not.

Optimism isnt funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. Its exaggeration.

I think there's something in the fact that it's hard to be good looking and funny. You have to have an oddball quality; people have to sympathise with you to find you funny.

He's never portrayed as being funny. He was a very funny, happy, lively person. Fun to be around and exciting. He was my hero.

I don't want to be a facilitator for other funny people. It doesn't seem smart for me to be in a comedy and not be funny. My spirit can't take it.

Music can be witty, but it's not funny unless it's conceptually funny.

When I'm with other people who inspire my silliness or sense of humor, I'm funny. When I sit down to write, it's hard not to be funny.

I grew up in Europe, and soccer was the first organized game I played. When we moved back to the U.S. in the middle of 4th grade, I switched to American football and stopped playing competitively until college, when I played intramurals.

Written by the ancient Chinese philosopher of the same name, the 'Zhuangzi' is one long perplexing puzzle of a rambling collection of enigmatic short stories. It's a strange feeling to laugh at a joke written by someone in the 4th century B.C.

I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny

I never think I want to try to be funny. And humor, if there is anything funny, should come from a real place.

I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.

Trying to be funny is one of the hardest things on the planet. I think that's tough for everyone. If you're just naturally funny it's a hell of a lot easier.

May 4th is a particularly memorable day in American history because 84 years to the day before May 4, 1970, there was another demonstration at the Haymarket Square in Chicago.

I love 'Saturday Night Live,' and it's such a funny show. I don't know if I'm funny enough to be on it but definitely would be interested in doing it.

Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.

You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't.

I was never funny. I'd be funny once a year at Christmas. I'd do impressions of how people talked and danced, but that stopped when I was about 11.

I remember Tucker Toomey was named so because "T's are funny!" And if Garry Marshall says it's funny, by god, it must be so.

Trying to be funny is arguably the least funny thing you can do.

Especially with comedy, you take massive risks because ultimately you're trying to be funny. If you're not funny, then it's really embarrassing and you look stupid.

There are some situations in life that are simply not funny, and there's nothing funny about them, but they're rare, and they don't last all that long.

I opened the door. He looked down at my shirt and smiled. "Funny," he said. "Don't call my boobs funny," I answered.

I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up.

I can't get booked on the Fourth of July, or it'll be, 'Do you want to open for the opener for Toby Keith?' Hell, no.

If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.

In order for comedy to be funny you have to play the truth of the moment. But if you're not being completely truthful to the basis of the character, its not going to be funny.

This provision (the 4th Amendment) speaks for itself. Its plain object is to secure the perfect enjoyment of that great right of the common law, that a man's house shall be his own castle, privileged against all civil and military intrusion.

So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of wasn't funny.

I wasnt particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.

When people are funny, I like to let them know that they're funny. There's so much negativity, it's cool to get some positivity out there.

When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown.

There are things that I won't joke about, but it's not because I don't think they're funny or they can't be made funny. It's just that they don't fit my particular skill set.

Audience laughter, when it's deserved, acts as a sort of fairy dust that makes funny moments not just funny, but joyous.

It's harder when people are playing along, because it's just not as funny. They're trying to be funny, and it sort of cancels out the whole joke.

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?

When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown

This flick is all I have to say about being 17, the United States Navy, Christmas and the Fourth of July.

It's funny what funny is, because everyone's style is so different.

I actually don't subscribe to the notion that comedy is easier than drama. When you're trying to be funny and you're not funny, that's really terrible. It's a horrible feeling.

I think you figure out how to be funny by necessity. It's not a natural thing, being funny in the face of tragedy is kind of demented.

I don't have this weird, natural funny bone that constantly comes out. It's not like my every instinct is to be funny, and I'm always having to dampen that down.

My job changes very little because I've found that the more you try to be funny, the less funny you become.

Peyton Manning is funny, hence the 'Saturday Night Live'; you see him in his commercials. He's funny.

A funny person is funny only for so long, but a wit can sit down and go on being spellbinding forever.

Making modern games funny would be easy as pie if it was anybody's goal to actually make a funny game.

I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny.

I grew up in New York City, and I've got wonderful memories of the Fourth of July fireworks.

[In comedy] you never want to leave the actors hanging out to dry. So you need to come up with funny individual stories for each character, and then you do this sort of comedy geometry, weaving them together. Once you've got a funny structure and you know why the scenes are funny, then you get super funny people to say your own lines, say their own lines, say things in their own way, and every scene is a live rewrite in front of the camera.

Esquire, in a July, 1957 issue, has a photograph of me playing the French horn at the Five Spot.

It's one thing to be funny in a tweet. It is another to be funny for an hour.

Writing is such lonely work that I try to keep myself cheered up. If something strikes me as funny in the act of writing, I throw it in just to amuse myself. If I think it's funny I assume a few other people will find it funny, and that seems to me to be a good day's work.

Whether you're old or young or white or black or however, funny is funny, and people want to see those videos.

I'd like to go out on top, preferably breaking a new world record on the Fourth of July.

The Fourth of July concert is invigorating in so many ways, in terms of what it feels like to be an American.

I wasn't particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.

I don't really hashtag things. Unless I'm talking to somebody and I'm being funny and I say something mean but then I'm like, Hashtag...something that's funny. I like to only hashtag funny things, not real stuff.

I can only think of a handful of artists that can make a funny painting or a funny sculpture without it feeling coined in someway.

If the first of July it be rainy weather, 'Twill rain more or less for four weeks together.