Top 1200 Funny April Fools Quotes & Sayings - Page 16
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Last updated on November 22, 2024.
Rules are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men.
I am two fools, I know, For loving, and for saying so.
Whiskey don't make liars
it just makes fools.
Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools.
Fools lie, clever men stick to the truth.
Love makes fools of us all, big and little.
I like 'Only Fools and Horses' and 'Father Ted.'
Fools make news, and wise men carry it.
Tomorrow is the day when idlers work, and fools reform.
Rules are for the obidience of fools and interpretations of smart men.
I suffer fools gladly because I am one of them.
Only fools, liars, and charlatans predict earthquakes
Fools are apt to imitate only the defects of their betters.
My fans are so funny, they make me laugh so much. I've got some really, really, funny, clever fans.
No battle is ever won ... victory is an illusion of philosophers and fools.
The British public cannot be treated like fools.
Too many men are afraid of being fools.
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
I just think [Gangster Party Line] is funny and stupid and all the dudes in it are real dudes. It's just a funny construction.
Therefore the blind Jews are truly stupid fools.
Don't speak to fools, they scorn the wisdom of your words.
He said that he was sure you would be amendable to this course of action." April paused, eyes widening, before she said indignantly, "I believe he may have lied to me!
Fools laugh at others. Wisdom laughs at itself.
In avoiding one vice fools rush into the opposite extreme.
There are only fools who believe that art is a serious matter.
Fear and anxiety were exploited by zealots and fools.
I am not given to finding fault, for there are innumerable fools.
We didn't Make this World we're just the Poor Fools who are living in it.
Fools follow rules when the set commands ya...
When you do comedy in front of an audience, they are the ones who tell you whether it's funny or not and which bits are funny and which bits need to be fixed.
Only fools and philosophers waste time on the unknowable.
Fools rush in where wise men fear to trade.
Love's for fools wise enough to take a chance.
The wise make proverbs, and fools repeat them.
We’re young, we’re not monsters, no fools: we’ll conquer happiness for ourselves.
I want to be known as a funny comic not just a funny Latino comic. I want to be able to go everywhere and anywhere.
A thousand fools believe a lie, and it's good as truth.
At Athens, wise men propose, and fools dispose.
Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.
How easy love makes fools of us.
As a rule people don't think other people on drugs are funny. They think they are tragic. They have a point, but I still had the funny.
Got a call on April 16, 2014 from President Barack Obama - I remember the date because it's not every day that the president calls you and asks you if you want a job.
People often think that you have a sense of humor because you think that life is funny. Life isn't funny at all. It's appalling and tragic.
Wise men change, fools stay the same.
It is my fate and perhaps my temperament to sign agreements with fools.
I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools.
When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools.
Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office.
The older I get, the less I suffer fools gladly.
There had never been a shortage of fools in the world
Laughter... is like a hurricane: once it reaches a certain point, it becomes self-feeding, self-supporting. You laugh not because the jokes are funny but because your own condition is funny.
We did make fools of ourselves, but people were into it.
Patriotism is the passion of fools and the most foolish of passions.
Words are the counters of wise men, but the money of fools.
I guess when I think about it, one of the things I like to dramatise, and what is sometimes funny, is someone coming unglued. I don't consider myself someone who is making the argument that I support these choices. I just think it can be funny.
Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools.
Fools, when their roof-tree falls, think it doomsday.
I love when guys are funny. I love guys that are funny and goofy and over the top. And you know, I really like personality. I do.
Sometimes angels rush in where fools fear to tread.
Because other people are fools, must you be so too?
