Top 1200 Funny April Fools Quotes & Sayings - Page 18

Last words are for those fools who believe they have not yet said enough.

It is impossible to design anything that is foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.

Revenge is sweeter than life itself. So think fools.

Fools live in fear, a wise man lives in strength.

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

Fools through false shame, conceal their open wounds.

Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.

If you focus too much on the fools, you will eventually become one.

Fools are as like husbands as pilchards are to herrings, the husband's the bigger.

Only fools make permanent decisions without knowledge.

This cold night will turn us all to fools and madmen.

Thus may poor fools Belive false teachers.

Stick to your knitting (what you're good at), don't compromise, and don't suffer fools.

The fools in this world make about as much trouble as the wicked do.

Bigotry murders religion to frighten fools with her ghost.

God always looks after the fools and — and the United States.

The glittering baits of titles and honours are only for children and fools.

JaVale McGee is one of the smartest guys I know. Like, he's a nerd, plays with gadgets, and is into technology. He's funny - he's got crazy jokes, and his timing with jokes is really funny. You have to be really smart to think the way he does.

Wise men listen and laugh, while fools talk.

I'd say my greatest weakness is impatience. I don't suffer fools well.

In my film "Benny's Video," I depicted violence but I failed to say all that I had to say, so I wanted to continue the dialog and that's why I did "Funny Games." The irony is that after I shot "Funny Games," but it hadn't been released at all anywhere.

Scandal is the sport of its authors, the dread of fools, and the contempt of the wise.

Fools that will laugh on earth, most weep in hell.

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.

Wise men argue causes; fools decide them.

Black women as a group have never been fools. We couldn't afford to be.

The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.

It is the false shame of fools to try to conceal wounds that have not healed.

I love my 'Survivor's Remorse' cast. They are so funny and crazy, like a big dysfunctional family. It's so much fun, and I love the issues that we talk about on that show. We deal with nuanced and controversial issues, and we do it in a way that's funny. It's comedy.

Life is just a plain bloody mess, that's all. And people are fools.

Fools talk, cowards are silent, wise men listen.

I will keep where there is wit stirring, and leave the faction of fools.

Politics will sooner or later make fools of everybody.

We are irritated by rascals, intolerant of fools, and prepared to love the rest. But where are they?

I was just a goofy little funny kid, who was always getting sent to the principal. It wasn't serious because I was smart. I wasn't like a true troublemaker, just rambunctious - like, talkative and trying to be funny. That was me in middle-school.

Sometimes the majority just means all the fools are on the same side.

Fools give you reasons and wise men never try.

Fashion makes fools of some, sinners of others, and slaves of all.

Let fools the studious despise, There's nothing lost by being wise.

Some people are funny, and some people are not funny. Many people who are not funny can make a living at it. You don't have to be great to make a living at it. Just like a doctor who doesn't have to be great can still make a living out of it.

When I was a kid I didn't feel like I fit in because - this is really silly and I probably shouldn't say it, but, I didn't think anything was funny. So I used to go home and literally cry to my mom and my step-dad at the time and I didn't think anything was funny. I couldn't laugh.

I think funny comes from tragedy and time. And I think that's where I get it. I'm able to take things that are serious and sad, and turn it into funny. In all honesty - this is after a lot of therapy - I think that, you know, I need love from something, and so now, I find it through performing.

Painters paint, and history continues to make fools of curators.

They are fools who do not know how much the half exceeds the whole.

The stupid speak of the past, the wise of the present, and fools of the future.

Logical consequences are the scarecrows of fools and the beacons of wise men.

I love fools' experiments. I am always making them.

Humanity is a parade of fools, and I am at the front of it, twirling a baton.

Even the paradise of fools is not an unpleasant abode while it is inhabitable.

I buy all my perfumes duty free - I think people are fools not to.

Nothing fools you better than the lie you tell yourself.

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.

Fools make researches and wise men exploit them.

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain - and most fools do.

Children, when they are little, they make parents fools; when great, mad.

If you protect a man from folly, you will soon have a nation of fools.

Wind buffs up empty bladders; opinion, fools.

House of Fools,' that was the first thing I was sad that we couldn't do any more.

All men are fools, and with every effort they differ only in the degree.