Top 1200 Funny Birthday Quotes & Sayings - Page 14

There are really funny alternative comics and really funny straight comics who write and perform traditionally.

Comedy came early. I knew when I was a kid that I was silly, and I knew that I liked people who were funny, but I don't think I knew I was funny. I didn't really think about it.

I have been asked to pose for Penthouse on my hundredth birthday. Everybody is going to be sorry.

People always ask me, Do you ever think you'll wake up one morning and not be funny? That thought would never occur to me--it's an odd thought and not realistic. Because funny and me are not separate. We're one.

What turned me into an environmentalist, on my eleventh birthday, was seeing the first strip mine.

The worst part about celebrating another birthday is the shock that you're only as well as you are.

I think names and suits are funny. Normal names in insane situations and dumb suits are funny.

That day which you fear as being the end of all things is the birthday of your eternity.

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday.

When I look on my mantelpiece and see these cards wishing me a happy 100th birthday, I can't believe it.

Instead of improvisers who want to be funny by themselves, we aim to try and make the scene itself as funny as possible. As a creator, I think that's someone you'd rather work with, whether it's a movie or a sitcom; that kind of methodology is good for collaboration. People want to be with those kinds of performers.

Before we get started, let's all say 'Happy Birthday' to Elvis Presley today.

A sponge is a funny animal to center a show on. At first, I drew a few natural sponges - amorphous shapes, blobs - which was the correct thing to do biologically as a marine science teacher. Then I drew a square sponge, and it looked so funny.

For the youth, the indignation of most things will just surge as each birthday passes.

One of the shocks of a 50th birthday is realizing the fundamental fact that your youth is irrevocably over.

So how did he look at me?" "Like it was his birthday and you were the cake.

There are some women and a lot of dudes who are into my look, but I need to convey that I'm funny ahead of time. That's how I got laid. Every girl I've ever been with is because I was funny, not because they were into a 300-pound bearded, pale dudes.

One begins to realize that one is getting old when the birthday candles weigh more than the cake.

Instead of celebrating my birthday, it would be my proud privilege if 5 September is observed as Teachers' Day.

As soon as I became a mom, my birthday stopped having any meaning whatsoever.

The funny thing is the songs that people think are about me probably aren't. And the songs that are probably are the ones they wouldn't think... so that's where it kind of is funny.

It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years.

I decided that every year on my birthday, I'm going to release a new clown mask.

I had a birthday party with my family and friends at a house, and Chipotle catered. It was beautiful.

If there's one thing I really want for my birthday, that is for the mining company not to mine my daddy's reserve.

Thanks for all the birthday love! I feel like the luckiest girl in the world today!

People often ask me how I make things funny. I don't make things funny.

Everybody should plant a tree on any happy occasion or birthday and celebrate.

Happy birthday,” she said. “And next time? Eat the stupid cupcake.

If you are an actress in L.A., on your 40th birthday they should just hand you the keys to the lunatic asylum.

Only then, approaching my fortieth birthday, I made philosophy my life's work.

People wince when something is in bad taste. They laugh when it's funny. If it's too dirty or wrong, they won't laugh. But if it's a big, dirty, smart, funny laugh, they love it.

When I was in high school, there was 'Superbad' and 'The Girl Next Door' and 'Wedding Crashers' and all these great movies. You hope to be a part of something that's smart, funny and in that Todd Phillips-vein. You want to make something like 'Superbad.' That movie was so good and so funny.

I can't watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets me. I get comedy indigestion. I just hate anybody else being funny. That's my job.

I'm a very jovial guy. I like to laugh, and when things strike me as funny, I don't hide the fact that it's humorous to me. It almost doesn't matter where I'm at: I will burst out and laugh if it's funny to me.

I've always loved watches. It's been the one thing that I've asked for, whether it was every Christmas or a birthday.

It's funny because it's funny.

Chris Hemsworth is like Christopher Reeve in that he can do two things: he can wear a big red cape without a shred of self-consciousness. But he's also funny as hell, and he's so sweet. So with all the fish-out-of-water stuff, he's so funny. So he does almost two jobs in a way.

My father was a shaman. He told me that time doesn't exist. He didn't use a clock. He didn't know when my birthday was.

In every generation there are a few people who are authentically funny. The cosmetics change. You may not be able to articulate it, and you may laugh at them and get a certain amount of enjoyment. But when you're asleep at night, and you wake up at 3 in the morning, and you're alone in your bed, you know who's really funny.

I met Leonardo DiCaprio and Busta Rhymes the same night, on my birthday in New York.

On my 7th birthday, in 1970, I left India and came to America: to this land of incredible opportunity.

I love photography. My boyfriend's got a great camera, which I bought for his birthday.

Hey, it's your birthday ?. Sit back, relax and enjoy it ? you've earned it! Have a Great One.

I saw a man killed in front of my eyes just before my eighth birthday.

May the moments of today become fond memories for tomorrow. Happy Birthday

And identity is funny being yourself is funny as you are never yourself to yourself except as you remember yourself and then of course you do not believe yourself.

It is not funny that a man should be killed, but it is sometimes funny that he should be killed for so little, and that his death should be the coin of what we call civilization.

Thanks to you, I always am so happy. Now I want to give you all the happiness on your birthday.

Christmas can be transformed into a celebration more attuned to honoring the One whose birthday we celebrate.

I am the guy dressing up in, you know, the caveman outfit for the kids' birthday parties.

People would ask me, 'Is he as funny at home as he is in the movies?' ... I would have to answer, 'Well, he can be funny. But he is also very serious. He has insomnia and if we him up early, he would bawl the hell out of me'.

Sometimes I think I'm funny. But then sometimes I see myself, and I think, 'There's somebody trying to be funny.'

Wait. Let me guess. You’re giving me the cold shoulder, right?” With that, she sighed. “Shouldn’t you be with your friends, staring at yourselves in the mirror?” He laughed. “That’s funny. I’ll have to remember that.” “I’m not being funny. I’m being serious.” “Oh, because we’re so good-looking

When confronted with a birthday in a week I will remember that a book can be a really good present, too.

Every year, I think you earn the right to eat cake on your birthday.

I always add a year to myself, so I'm prepared for my next birthday. So when I was 39, I was already 40.

I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up.

Let me tell you something. I'm a funny girl, and I gave birth to what? Funny. I can't help it. It just is what it is, and my kids have been around my antics so long, it kind of rubs off a little bit. So when it comes to what you see, you only see what is really manifesting in our lives at the time.

I play PC and Xbox games at home, and I just got a PSP as a birthday present.