Top 1200 Funny Birthday Quotes & Sayings - Page 16

I like shows where the female characters are as funny as the male characters, not just commenting on how funny the male characters are.

As a kid, I thought of myself as a funny person who secretly wanted to be serious, but now I think maybe I'm a serious person who secretly wants to be funny.

I am six years old and instead of celebrating with birthday cakes, I chew on a piece of charcoal.

We've all seen comedians look like they're reaching just a little bit too much for the laugh. This is counterproductive. The conceit of standup is that it is effortless, which makes the prospect of generating new comedy a tricky one: you are trying to be funny without looking like you are trying to be funny.

Couples are really funny, because if they are together, they can fight and do fun things together. In Jane Austen books, marriage is the end of the story, but I actually think a really funny couple could be a fun thing to watch.

My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday.

I've never seen Kendrick Lamar crack a joke, and I've met him, but I'm sure he's hilarious, too, just because he's so good at rapping. J. Cole is a funny guy as well. Drake is funny. But who's the funniest guy I've met who is a rapper? I would say 50 Cent.

I was exceptionally opinionated as a teenager, never afraid to rant and ruin a birthday party or cinema trip.

The reason I met my husband was because I remembered a friend's birthday. The moral of the story is: Remember people's birthdays.

On my tenth birthday a bicycle and an atlas coincided as presents and a few days later I decided to cycle to India.

Ain't it funny what people say? Ain't it funny what people write?

One I built when I was a kid, and it was a real miniature of Disneyland. I fell in love with the park when I went there with my parents on my 12th birthday.

When you come to the Bay, we always had this slick talk. E-40 made it real famous. We make up words. We talk real funny. When you hang around a bunch of Bay cats, you're like, 'You guys are funny.' But that's our way.

I've looked after my money. As I started working around my third birthday, my first check went straight to the bank.

Working on good music is what brings happiness to my heart and I cannot think of a better way to spend my birthday.

I'm definitely in the market for being uncool. There was some funny stuff, like the thing about making sure I show people that I have tattoos and cigarettes so that they know I'm badass. But really, I do have tattoos! And I do smoke cigarettes sometimes, and I can't change that. But I am not badass, by any means. I do some stuff that's tongue-in-cheek, and some stuff that's on the line. And it could be funny, it could be serious, and I never even know myself, because it could be funny that day, and the next day it's totally embarrassing.

I pity the fellow who has to create a dialect or paraphrase the dictionary to get laughs. I can't spell, but I have never stooped to spell cat with a 'k' to get at your funny bone. I love a drink, but I never encouraged drunkenness by harping on its alleged funny side.

I quit high school on my birthday. It was my senior year and I didn't see the point. This was 1962, and I was ready to make music.

If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.

Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.

People like light and silly, and they like stuff that's really energetic, and you get a character in a film bouncing around and screaming, people laugh. That's all it takes. I don't find that funny. To me, what's funny is dialogue and nuance of character and performance.

Some people won't go the extra mile, and then on their birthday, when no one makes a fuss, they feel neglected and bitter.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

When carrying a jar of honey to give to a friend for his birthday, don't stop and eat it along the way.

Birthday Alarm was a very simple site based on being reminded of your friends' birthdays.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

My parents and my sister died... very close together, and after that, I lost quite a bit of my sense of humor. Most of it I think has kind of come back, but I know there was a time when I didn't think things were funny anymore. I kind of think they're funny again.

It don't gotta be Mother's Day, or your birthday, for me to just call and say Hey Mama

He will find out the hard way on his birthday that he has got a present he never wanted

The longer an event is anticipated-a milestone birthday, an eclipse, a new millennium-the more likely it is to be an anti-climax.

The times I've tried not to be funny, it's never worked, and the times I'm trying not to be dark and just be funny, that never works, either. As varied as my subject matter is, I think the worldview is pretty consistent: seeing darkness and seeing humor.

I also found it funny to think about blackness as the second person. That was just sort of funny. Not the first person, but the second person, the other person.

I think we're the only jokeless show on television. I mean really, we have no setups and no punch lines. It's not a joke show. There are funny lines and funny moments but again the comedy is born of the human experience and awkward pauses are a great part of what it is to be human.

I've been seesawing between not doing too much racial stuff - because I'd rather be known as the funny comedian than the funny Chinese comedian - but at the same time embracing my voice and who I am and what makes me unique, you know, which is the racial background.

Don't try to give a funny opinion; give your opinion in a way that will be funny.

I once choked on a chip at a friend's birthday when I was seven and had to be sent home, as I'd broken my collarbone coughing.

What I've understood is that to be funny is not my job. To see funny is my job.

When a man plays a woman in a dress, you're halfway there. It's inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for whatever reason, it's not that instant kind of funny.

This is a Happy Birthday card, Made with lots of love by me It's to a Very Important Parent A VIP... ...and you are she

Sex is always funny. I don't find it sexy, I find it really horrifying. But it's an act that we need. And that need, that desire, is what makes it really funny.

It turns out I share a birthday with Jose Mourinho. He is exactly 10 years older than me.

When you're a kid and you're in a classroom, anybody would die to be hanging out in London or having their sixteenth birthday in Japan.

Today is my grandfather's birthday." "How old is he?" "Sixty-three. It's hard to believe he was once a human being.

I havent won on my birthday since college, so its good to play hard and get a win by double figures.

Did you know you're supposed to soap and scrub for as long as it takes to sing 'Happy Birthday' twice?

I have angel wings and a halo on my wrist, which I got done on my 30th birthday in memory of my brother.

I regret behaving badly when I was younger. I did not know any better at the time. The thing is that the incidents that I caused were not funny... Youth is wasted on the young. It is better to have the wisdom of an old man in a young body... I was a bit foolish and teased people, trying to be funny.

We were all born on days when too many people died in terrible ways, but you still have to call it a birthday.

Today, I attended a friend's birthday party dressed as a ninja. I soon discovered that ninjas are very misunderstood.

This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.

My parents split before my fifth birthday, and I moved with Mom and my three siblings to her native Oahu.

It's not bad enough I am exiled? It's not bad enough you take away the few good heroes I'm allowed to meet? You think it's funny to send me this this ? this charbroiled runt of a boy to ruin my tranquility? This is NOT FUNNY! Take him back!

You find out in life that people really like you funny. So what do you give 'em? Humor. And then if you show them the other side, they don't like you as much. I find, too, that I can hide behind the idiot's mask being funny, and you never see the sorrow or the pain.

Laurence Olivier said in an interview once that when he plays a tragedy he always aims for the funny parts, and the other way around. Because in a comedy you look for what's serious. I think that's true. Sometimes things are really funny if you're absolutely earnest. If you're really serious, it's hilarious.

I am very shy by nature and I won't even have told people about my birthday, had I not been an actor.

Happy 110th birthday to Frank Zamboni, who left us in 1988 but still resurfaces periodically.

On my 50th birthday the Rolling Stones played at my party at Grosvenor House. That's not bad for a kid from Tooting.

I jumped out of an airplane on my 34th birthday because I promised myself I would. I have an interest in confronting my fears.

I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And there are times when something I don't think is funny makes the audience laugh so hard.

For my 21st birthday, my now-wife, at the time girlfriend, flew across the country and showed up at my house.