Top 1200 Funny Bones Quotes & Sayings - Page 4

You can give a guy a funny line, but you can't make him say it funny.

I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny.

It's not hard for me to be funny. But it's really hard. I don't think a lot of people are funny. I meet a lot of people, and most of them aren't funny.

I used to stutter really badly. Everybody thinks it's funny. And it's not funny. It's not.

The decision as to what's funny and what is not funny shall rest solely with Mr. Freberg.

People who do not have funny in them are not funny when they read funny lines. Sorry. Just doesn't work that way. Seriously, this is the biggest rule of all. You live and die with your casting decisions. Your actors are the heart and soul of the whole thing. Without brilliant actors, you will not have a brilliant film.

I've been too funny in my life to have to play a character who's... moderately funny.

Why do all these people want [comedians] to be serious? The reason they want that is these are people who aren't funny. Anybody funny can be serious, but people who have no sense of humor, they can never be funny - and frankly, they're jealous. There's very few comic actors. Think about it. There aren't that many. It's hard because you have to be able to do both.

We just keep trying to beat every show with the funny stick until it's funny

Comedy is not commercial; it is risky, because what is funny in one place isn't always funny somewhere else.

People are getting careers from YouTube and uploading videos. And they're totally different - you can't necessarily be funny on a video, and then all of a sudden you're live in a theater. You don't have the tools yet. It's a lot more involved to go from being funny on a little iPhone screen to being live in front of people and being funny.

In every show that you see, there's some stuff that's funny and some stuff that is not, or there might be stuff that you find funny and I don't. That would be true for any show, however funny or popular.

I'm not a broad comedy guy. I've been funny in movies, but I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who's sometimes funny.

People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case.

I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part!

I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else.

If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny.

I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.

I don't make fun of my characters. I just like to laugh and I think people are funny and the world is funny.

Being me is funny. I've made this weird character, and I think it's really funny.

If there's an audience, I think they're going to expect me to be funny. But what if I'm not funny? What if I fail?

At home in my room, I'm funny, but if I'm commissioned to be that, I don't feel very funny.

If something's awful, I find it funny. If something's funny, I find it funny. It's my natural, go-to place.

I love to do comedy, and I don't think of things as drama or comedy. I think that if it's a funny line, it's a funny line. If it's a funny moment, it's a funny moment.

The truth is really funny. It's uncomfortable sometimes, it's dramatic sometimes, but it's really funny. Life is funny.

When we shot that [Westworld], it was so funny. Not funny - I mean, like, funny-strange because I, personally as an actress and as a person, am so used to having to play the damsel, that when we were shooting that scene, and Jimmi looked at me and said, "Dolores, run," I ran. Then I stopped myself, and I turned around and I went, "Oh my God. I'm so used to running."

I like to be friends with funny guys, but I don't want to date a funny guy.

Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences.

I'm a prankster, so some of the - you know, I like a good joke. I think when it's funny, it's funny.

Optimism isn't funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. It's exaggeration.

I've always really enjoyed sounds and alliteration and funny words and funny melodies.

There's a difference between delivering real funny and just silly funny.

I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.

I do not think that obsession is funny or that not being able to stop one's intensity is funny.

It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.

The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny.

I was always good at being observationally funny - like, contributing something funny to the conversation.

One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny.

There are few lonelier sights than a good comedian being funny in a movie that doesn't know what funny is.

The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn't so funny.

Funny is funny, and it can come in 8 billion different shades and flavors, so I think it's silly to kind of limit it.

My parents were funny. My brothers were funny. We just laughed and had a good time. Growing up, it breeds that. It breeds your funny. It breeds your creativity.

I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'

There are quite a few very funny people in my life. You know those people who don't mean to be funny, they just come out with these zingers that just make you howl with laughter. Usually you find these people in the road crew. A good crew is a key to a healthy funny bone.

I grew up with an extremely funny dad, and my mom is super funny.

If you try to deliver a funny line in a funny way, it comes out as wacky and you ruin the scene.

To the U.S. and the world, I'm just known as some funny song and some funny music, some funny video guy. But in Korea I'm doing one of the biggest concerts; it's not a dance music concert. I'm playing with the band, so I change my every song to a rock song.

I wanna be funny, but if I have a chance to make a point while being funny - why not?

Maybe some hidden, fragmented part of me had feared that if I admitted to Bones how much he truly meant to me, then I'd be acknowledging to myself that he had the power to destroy me more thoroughly than anyone, even Apollyon or the vampire council, could. All the rest of the world could only kill or devastate my mind and body. Bones alone held the power to demolish my soul.

In reality, as a comedian, you're successful because you're funny, and you should be able to be funny about anything.

There are no funny lawyers - only funny people who made a career mistake.

What's funny isn't really me. What I do is point out what I find funny in others.

My name is Steven Crowder, and I happen to find blatant gayness funny. I mean really funny.

I don't really find things funny unless they're deeply tragic at the same time. I think if you're funny just for the sake of being funny, it's just frivolous nonsense. To me, all the best comic plays have been written about really serious and rather bleak things.

It doesn't matter how many times the audience has heard it before. If it's funny, it's funny.

Adam Sandler is a really funny guy in real life. Separate from all of the movies, that is a funny man.

When I say something funny in a newspaper and I meant it to be funny, it doesn't read that way.

There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.