Top 1200 Funny Bones Quotes & Sayings - Page 5

Audience laughter, when it's deserved, acts as a sort of fairy dust that makes funny moments not just funny, but joyous.

A funny person is funny only for so long, but a wit can sit down and go on being spellbinding forever.

It's not always easy to go from funny on the page to funny on the screen.

[In comedy] you never want to leave the actors hanging out to dry. So you need to come up with funny individual stories for each character, and then you do this sort of comedy geometry, weaving them together. Once you've got a funny structure and you know why the scenes are funny, then you get super funny people to say your own lines, say their own lines, say things in their own way, and every scene is a live rewrite in front of the camera.

When I'm with other people who inspire my silliness or sense of humor, I'm funny. When I sit down to write, it's hard not to be funny.

I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.

I never analyze stuff with comedy because it's boring. It makes you stop being funny. Just be who you are and do what you do, and you're either funny or you're not.

There's nothing worse than trying to be funny and not being funny.

Music can be witty, but it's not funny unless it's conceptually funny.

When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown.

I love 'Saturday Night Live,' and it's such a funny show. I don't know if I'm funny enough to be on it but definitely would be interested in doing it.

I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny.

He's never portrayed as being funny. He was a very funny, happy, lively person. Fun to be around and exciting. He was my hero.

Trying to be funny is arguably the least funny thing you can do.

If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.

My job changes very little because I've found that the more you try to be funny, the less funny you become.

Whether you're old or young or white or black or however, funny is funny, and people want to see those videos.

I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.

I love to play it. I think it's funny. It's always been funny to me. Somebody who's large and in charge but totally wrong-headed.

I'll just talk and talk for an hour, an hour and half, until funny things come out of my mouth - often things that I don't think will be funny, often things that I just thought were sentences, turn out to be funny, because they're the sentences of an idiot. There's level of self-awareness that develops, and I write down things that were funny, usually when I'm on stage, and that becomes the show.

There are things that I won't joke about, but it's not because I don't think they're funny or they can't be made funny. It's just that they don't fit my particular skill set.

I was never funny. I'd be funny once a year at Christmas. I'd do impressions of how people talked and danced, but that stopped when I was about 11.

It's not funny when you actually get shot, but afterwards, yeah, it's funny.

My funny speech wasn't funny. That's not the first time a politician has done that.

Be Funny. Be naturally funny. If you're not, get out of the business. Be compassionate.

What's funny is funny. It doesn't matter what expense it's at. There are people who don't like that and I understand.

Making modern games funny would be easy as pie if it was anybody's goal to actually make a funny game.

I don't want to be a facilitator for other funny people. It doesn't seem smart for me to be in a comedy and not be funny. My spirit can't take it.

I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. And when you're very, very happy, you're not very funny. You're just happy. I'd rather be damaged and funny.

I actually don't subscribe to the notion that comedy is easier than drama. When you're trying to be funny and you're not funny, that's really terrible. It's a horrible feeling.

I never think I want to try to be funny. And humor, if there is anything funny, should come from a real place.

I opened the door. He looked down at my shirt and smiled. "Funny," he said. "Don't call my boobs funny," I answered.

Writing is such lonely work that I try to keep myself cheered up. If something strikes me as funny in the act of writing, I throw it in just to amuse myself. If I think it's funny I assume a few other people will find it funny, and that seems to me to be a good day's work.

There are some situations in life that are simply not funny, and there's nothing funny about them, but they're rare, and they don't last all that long.

Peyton Manning is funny, hence the 'Saturday Night Live'; you see him in his commercials. He's funny.

I don't really hashtag things. Unless I'm talking to somebody and I'm being funny and I say something mean but then I'm like, Hashtag...something that's funny. I like to only hashtag funny things, not real stuff.

I can only think of a handful of artists that can make a funny painting or a funny sculpture without it feeling coined in someway.

In order for comedy to be funny you have to play the truth of the moment. But if you're not being completely truthful to the basis of the character, its not going to be funny.

It's funny what funny is, because everyone's style is so different.

I think there's something in the fact that it's hard to be good looking and funny. You have to have an oddball quality; people have to sympathise with you to find you funny.

I was always funny, but I didn't know being funny was a gift.

I don't have this weird, natural funny bone that constantly comes out. It's not like my every instinct is to be funny, and I'm always having to dampen that down.

It's one thing to be funny in a tweet. It is another to be funny for an hour.

Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.

In America, funny women are allowed to be glamorous and funny, but over here, you're not.

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

I remember Tucker Toomey was named so because "T's are funny!" And if Garry Marshall says it's funny, by god, it must be so.

I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny.

You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't.

I don't come from Lake Wobegon, and that world is not mine. It's not that funny to me. It's funny to other people, and I'm not judging it, but the world that I come from is not considered funny by other people as well. There's so much pain in it.

When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown

When people are funny, I like to let them know that they're funny. There's so much negativity, it's cool to get some positivity out there.

I wasnt particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.

Optimism isnt funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. Its exaggeration.

I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny

I mean, it's funny, I'm not going to lie. It's funny saying it. We're the Pelicans.

There's nothing less funny than trying to force funny.

Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.

I wasn't particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?