Top 1200 Funny Boredom Quotes & Sayings - Page 4

I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.

I've been too funny in my life to have to play a character who's... moderately funny.

Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences.

You can give a guy a funny line, but you can't make him say it funny.

When I say something funny in a newspaper and I meant it to be funny, it doesn't read that way.

If something's awful, I find it funny. If something's funny, I find it funny. It's my natural, go-to place.

People are getting careers from YouTube and uploading videos. And they're totally different - you can't necessarily be funny on a video, and then all of a sudden you're live in a theater. You don't have the tools yet. It's a lot more involved to go from being funny on a little iPhone screen to being live in front of people and being funny.

Being me is funny. I've made this weird character, and I think it's really funny.

Optimism isn't funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. It's exaggeration.

To the U.S. and the world, I'm just known as some funny song and some funny music, some funny video guy. But in Korea I'm doing one of the biggest concerts; it's not a dance music concert. I'm playing with the band, so I change my every song to a rock song.

I was always good at being observationally funny - like, contributing something funny to the conversation.

I've always really enjoyed sounds and alliteration and funny words and funny melodies.

One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny.

There's nothing worse than trying to be funny and not being funny.

There are few lonelier sights than a good comedian being funny in a movie that doesn't know what funny is.

If there's an audience, I think they're going to expect me to be funny. But what if I'm not funny? What if I fail?

In reality, as a comedian, you're successful because you're funny, and you should be able to be funny about anything.

I'm not a broad comedy guy. I've been funny in movies, but I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who's sometimes funny.

There's nothing less funny than trying to force funny.

It doesn't matter how many times the audience has heard it before. If it's funny, it's funny.

I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.

My funny speech wasn't funny. That's not the first time a politician has done that.

I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else.

Why do all these people want [comedians] to be serious? The reason they want that is these are people who aren't funny. Anybody funny can be serious, but people who have no sense of humor, they can never be funny - and frankly, they're jealous. There's very few comic actors. Think about it. There aren't that many. It's hard because you have to be able to do both.

I wanna be funny, but if I have a chance to make a point while being funny - why not?

There are quite a few very funny people in my life. You know those people who don't mean to be funny, they just come out with these zingers that just make you howl with laughter. Usually you find these people in the road crew. A good crew is a key to a healthy funny bone.

The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny.

It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.

I like to be friends with funny guys, but I don't want to date a funny guy.

Be Funny. Be naturally funny. If you're not, get out of the business. Be compassionate.

I used to stutter really badly. Everybody thinks it's funny. And it's not funny. It's not.

The decision as to what's funny and what is not funny shall rest solely with Mr. Freberg.

There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.

I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny.

I grew up with an extremely funny dad, and my mom is super funny.

The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn't so funny.

If you try to deliver a funny line in a funny way, it comes out as wacky and you ruin the scene.

Comedy is not commercial; it is risky, because what is funny in one place isn't always funny somewhere else.

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!

I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part!

What's funny is funny. It doesn't matter what expense it's at. There are people who don't like that and I understand.

It's not always easy to go from funny on the page to funny on the screen.

I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.

The truth is really funny. It's uncomfortable sometimes, it's dramatic sometimes, but it's really funny. Life is funny.

In every show that you see, there's some stuff that's funny and some stuff that is not, or there might be stuff that you find funny and I don't. That would be true for any show, however funny or popular.

It's not hard for me to be funny. But it's really hard. I don't think a lot of people are funny. I meet a lot of people, and most of them aren't funny.

There are no funny lawyers - only funny people who made a career mistake.

If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny.

I don't make fun of my characters. I just like to laugh and I think people are funny and the world is funny.

I do not think that obsession is funny or that not being able to stop one's intensity is funny.

My name is Steven Crowder, and I happen to find blatant gayness funny. I mean really funny.

We just keep trying to beat every show with the funny stick until it's funny

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.

There's a difference between delivering real funny and just silly funny.

Funny is funny, and it can come in 8 billion different shades and flavors, so I think it's silly to kind of limit it.

I love to do comedy, and I don't think of things as drama or comedy. I think that if it's a funny line, it's a funny line. If it's a funny moment, it's a funny moment.

I'm a prankster, so some of the - you know, I like a good joke. I think when it's funny, it's funny.

Adam Sandler is a really funny guy in real life. Separate from all of the movies, that is a funny man.

What's funny isn't really me. What I do is point out what I find funny in others.

People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case.