Top 1200 Funny Bush Quotes & Sayings - Page 20

Do you remember Barbara Bush? I call her the silver douchebag.

And I think that George Bush really is a very godly person.

Anything short of cannibalism is just beating around the bush.

If you have your eye set on somebody, don't beat around the bush.

It is not only all right but necessary to stand up to George Bush.

If you have your eye set on somebody, don't beat around the bush

[Barack Obama to be] much worse [than George W. Bush].

That's how I am - I don't like games, and I don't beat around the bush.

Yes, some women are funny. No, some women aren't funny. It's similar to how some women are tall and, you know, some women are short.

When I'm doing a drama, I wish I was doing something funny. When I'm doing something funny, I wish I was doing something more serious. I think it's just human nature.

I say the word N-U-C-L-E-R the same way that George W. Bush says it.

I speak plainly, I don't beat around the bush, and I'm just genuine.

Comedy is serious - deadly serious. Never, never try to be funny! The actors must be serious. Only the situation must be absurd. Funny is in the writing, not in the performing. If the situation isn't absurd, no amount of joke will help.

Jay Z and President Bush have a lot in common, that same brash confidence.

The thing that struck me is so many people that said, "Hey, I've been watching you since I was 12, and I'm 25 now." It was a weird shift, because you start off fighting for an audience based on doing something so strange that only you find funny, and it's weird when other people find it funny. Those people aren't always ready to laugh yet, and there's a sort of standoffish quality to it.

Evangelicals catapulted George W. Bush back to the White House.

Either I'm funny or the world's funny. I don't know which. The bottle and lid don't fit. It could be the bottle's fault or the lid's fault. In either case, there's no denying that the fit is bad.

For a short period of time, I was like, I have these jokes and if people get them, they get them. And then eventually, I was like, Oh no. It's absolutely my job to convey to people why what I think is funny, is funny. The whole point of standup is to get the audience to understand your weird point of view.

Bush, Sharon, Blair and Rice are names that history will damn.

The purpose of pruning is to improve the quality of the roses, not to hurt the bush.

Never have a dog. Let's not beat around the bush here: dogs are morons.

W. Bush, this man is a war criminal, and we will see that he is brought to trial.

I think Bush's immigration proposal is treason and he should be impeached.

I'm offended every time I see George Bush on TV!

For what are they all in their high conceit, When man in the bush with God may meet?

The man's [Bush] embarrassing. He's not my president and he never will be either.

I think George Bush is the most dangerous man in the world.

I was not a fan of the Bush administration, as I think many of us were not.

I think the Bush tax cuts should be made permanent.

The old line of thought used to be that local government is the bush leagues.

The thing I like about Bush is I think he hates liberals.

George W. Bush always said and did what he believed and he let it rip.

The funny thing is, I was not a fan of horror when I was a kid. I was scared to watch scary movies. And then along came 'Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein,' and 'Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy.' And I like those films because they made scary funny, and it was kind of ironic that I ended up doing the 'Hotel' movies.

I think religion played a huge part in Bush's re-election.

Bush humble foreign policy was hijacked into nation-building.

I didn't like my classmates at Yale. George W.Bush was in my class. I didn't know it then.

Under the Bush plan, Social Security gets weaker, not stronger.

To me, the musical is best when it's a musical comedy. So if you have a very, very funny show, and very good, funny songs, that's what the musical does best.

George W. Bush is long gone, and with him the idea that 'Israel can do no wrong.'

The cool thing about 'Transparent' is that the show is funny but not like a sitcom is funny. It all comes down to the writing... The writers on that show are so good that you don't have to worry about anything. There are so many things that can go wrong making a TV show or a movie, but if the writing's good, that's, like, 95 percent of it.

And the whole Bush family, from Texas, should be boiled in poisoned oil.

You've got to chop back the performance like a rose bush. That's when it's beautiful.

George Bush and his gang imagine they are being political geniuses.

George W. Bush is the first Catholic president of the United States.

I know Obama knows better than George W. Bush.

George Bush is a catastrophe for the world. And a dream for Bin Laden.

Everything that Bush touches turns to manure in public policy.

I figured if I could put together being funny about stuff and actual events, maybe I could do something that wasn't being done much. Because the reporters that I met out there were funny, and they had hilarious stories that just didn't fit in the AP/UPI/New York Times foreign-correspondent style. They couldn't use the things they had. But I could.

George W. Bush did not go on television to trash [Donald] Trump.

[George W.] Bush's presidency was one of the great nightmares of my life to date.

It is better to be tied to any thorny bush than to be with a cross man.

I think stutterers are funny. And I know it's rude and politically incorrect to laugh at stutterers. But I think it is okay because I know why they're funny. They make people nervous. People think, when on earth are they going to get the word out, so they start laughing out of their own nervousness.

Stand still. The trees ahead and bush beside you are not lost.

I am anti-Bush. A lot of what he stands for is the antithesis of what I stand for.

We did not have a terrorist attack on our country during President Bush's term.

I was from the bush, watching Greg Norman on TV, but it was a world away.

I met Bush but we didn't talk at all. To tell you the truth, I was too pissed.

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush.

Bush's popularity is at 40% in South America? He could be their president!

We just lost our electricity. You want to tell me what’s so funny about that?” “It’s not exactly funny. It’s more of a good news/bad news situation.” “In that case, hit me with the good news first.” “They’re both sort of rolled up into one.” “Stop stalling.” “All right. Now don’t get mad, but . . .” Smothered laughter drifted toward him. “Cal . . . I’m naked.