Top 1200 Funny Business Quotes & Sayings - Page 16

The humanities of business in this age have become more important than the techniques of business.

For years and years, people would say, 'The business is changing.' And I would say, 'The business is not changing. It's exactly the same as it was in the '70s, the '80s and the '90s.' But all of a sudden, the business changed, and it really did change.

It's not bad enough I am exiled? It's not bad enough you take away the few good heroes I'm allowed to meet? You think it's funny to send me this this ? this charbroiled runt of a boy to ruin my tranquility? This is NOT FUNNY! Take him back!

I was in the world of business for 25 years. If you didn't balance your budget, you went out of business.

I don't know anything about cars. A business is a business, and I think I can learn about cars. I'm not that old, and I think the business principles are the same.

I'm not in the news business and won't tell people how to do their job. I'd like to restore trust in the news business, though, and feel that restoring fact-checking will really help. News business realities mean that such fact-checking has to be practical, it has to be fast and cheap.

The government is a tyrant living by theft, and therefore has no business to engage in any business.

When a man plays a woman in a dress, you're halfway there. It's inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for whatever reason, it's not that instant kind of funny.

I want business to prosper and make a profit caused by business expansion and prosperity

It's really hard to run a business against somebody who is not acting as if it were in business.

Most entrepreneurs fail because they are working IN their business rather than ON their business.

Sex is always funny. I don't find it sexy, I find it really horrifying. But it's an act that we need. And that need, that desire, is what makes it really funny.

It's hard to make a clear line between what is political business and what is state business.

Producing suits me because I have a business mind and a business sensibility.

I didn't have the drive; I never wanted to be in show business. I went into my father's business because of osmosis.

It's not my business to think about the business; it's my business to think about the character. Sure, there have been times in my career where I wished I was more popular or more this or more that - but that's just stupid.

We continued to build the business, even in the worst of times. We do business all over America.

I conduct business, not dependent of public sentiment, but according to the rules of fair business.

The most important job of an entrepreneur is to design the business before there is a business.

I pity the fellow who has to create a dialect or paraphrase the dictionary to get laughs. I can't spell, but I have never stooped to spell cat with a 'k' to get at your funny bone. I love a drink, but I never encouraged drunkenness by harping on its alleged funny side.

You don't need Math to do business reporting. Business is all about choices that consumers make.

What's perplexing to me is that I never think it's anybody's business to know my business.

Ain't it funny what people say? Ain't it funny what people write?

My parents and my sister died... very close together, and after that, I lost quite a bit of my sense of humor. Most of it I think has kind of come back, but I know there was a time when I didn't think things were funny anymore. I kind of think they're funny again.

What I've understood is that to be funny is not my job. To see funny is my job.

The surprise of the fight on the long day, of the experiments with the shorter one, has been not only that the business could stand it, but that the business thrived under it as surely as the man did. It is but another of the proofs which are heaping up in American industry to-day that whatever is good for men and women - contributes to their health, happiness, development - is good for business.

If you’re a responsible business, you don’t let things like that happen in your business that have an impact on the country.

I always like to tell people who are interested in the business, and the acquired wisdom I give my children, is to stay out of show business. There are better ways to lead your life. You might end up being happier and spend more time with your family and make more money if you don't work in the film business.

I had this funny family. At one end, they were breeding dogs in south-east London - for greyhound racing - and at the other, my uncle was living in Downing Street. And I would actually go to Downing Street, which didn't strike me as funny. I'd get on the number 15 bus.

In my opinion, baseball is as big a business as anything there is. It has to be a business, the way it is conducted.

My first advice is to keep God first in everything you do. Second is stay in shape, stay ready and learn about the business because you don't want to be in a business you know nothing about, because they will take advantage of you, in this business.

I don't know if I'm embarrassed because I think it's a funny show, but I could imagine there being a snootiness about it, but I do find 'The Big Bang Theory' very funny. I think that's a good show. I think it's fun, I like the actors; I think they're all doing a great job.

The government shouldn't be in the business of subsidizing a business by allowing people to be paid starvation wages.

As any small business owner knows, starting a business is not glamorous work.

You can't run a business based on sympathies; otherwise our business would be hampered.

The wrong personality with the greatest resume in a business will not grow that business.

If your business is the right business, then money will never be an issue.

In school I studied international business and marketing, so I've always been attracted to business.

I believe that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business... my business!

Love is woman's business,and in "business" we all lay aside our natural weaknesses.

The worst thing for worker's is their bosses business going out of business.

A business based on brand is, very simply, a business primed for success.

It is the gossip columnist's business to write about what is none of his business.

People like light and silly, and they like stuff that's really energetic, and you get a character in a film bouncing around and screaming, people laugh. That's all it takes. I don't find that funny. To me, what's funny is dialogue and nuance of character and performance.

Oswald Mosley`s movement, it was a big movement. It was obviously anti-immigrant, anti-Semitic, it was populist. Mosley wanted to replace the parliamentary system of government in Britain with a government that was based on business interests, that was based on the idea that business interests were the real interests of that country and business interests. and reorganizing the government to serve business interests, that would be a way to get stuff done faster and more efficiently.

I like shows where the female characters are as funny as the male characters, not just commenting on how funny the male characters are.

I came to the Braves on business, and I intended to see that business was good as long as I could.

If General Motors can't survive and run their business like a business, let them go under.

There's no damn business like show business - you have to smile to keep from throwing up.

When you come to the Bay, we always had this slick talk. E-40 made it real famous. We make up words. We talk real funny. When you hang around a bunch of Bay cats, you're like, 'You guys are funny.' But that's our way.

There's often a big difference between business considerations as opposed to the business of the heart.

Remain true to yourself while practicing this business of being an actor. And it is a business.

I think that anyone who wants to start their own business can, but not any type of business.

If anybody in my business knew as much about their business as the public did, they'd be all right!

It was while starting my business that I saw my first glimpse of government's impact on business.

I've never seen Kendrick Lamar crack a joke, and I've met him, but I'm sure he's hilarious, too, just because he's so good at rapping. J. Cole is a funny guy as well. Drake is funny. But who's the funniest guy I've met who is a rapper? I would say 50 Cent.

I think we're the only jokeless show on television. I mean really, we have no setups and no punch lines. It's not a joke show. There are funny lines and funny moments but again the comedy is born of the human experience and awkward pauses are a great part of what it is to be human.

Mankind was my business... charity, mercy, forbearance, benevolence, were all my business.

Archie was an expert at dividing the affairs of life into men's business and women's business. An empty cupboard and a full plate were the man's business, a full cupboard and an empty plate the concern of the woman.

I want business to prosper and make a profit caused by business expansion and prosperity.