Top 1200 Funny Business Quotes & Sayings - Page 17

When did I decide to go into business? Well, it wasn't a business, when I decided. It was simply a need to sing.

I really like funny women. I'm drawn to women like Tina Fey and Amy Poehler and Kristen Wiig, Amy Schumer. They're writers, they're producers, they're actresses. They're brilliant, funny, excellent women.

My goal is not selling laptops. OLPC is not in the laptop business. It's in the education business.

As much as writing is an emotional experience, it is a business as well. Coming from a business background, I treat it as such.

I have known from the beginning one thing you need to know. That is, the music business is a business.

My personal life is only my business and the business of the people who are close to me.

Getting money is not all a man's business: to cultivate kindness is a valuable part of the business of life.

You realize that if you're in the media business, technology is fundamentally what's driving the change in that business.

One of the first things to be noted in business life is its imperialism. Business is exacting, engrossing, and inelastic.

If you must use more than ten slides to explain your business, you probably don't have a business.

I am a woman and my business is to hold things together. My business is to tear them apart.

Payments is a hard business. It's a messy business, with not necessarily the largest of margins.

As an entrepreneur, you love your business like a child, and you're taught to be laser-focused on the business.

Build your own business team. Survival in business requires a synergy of skills.

Around 1950, I quit and went into the appliance business. But even then I was still in show business.

5G goes beyond the regular operator business; it's a business revolution.

Every business is there to make money, and making a record is business. This tends to be forgotten by many.

I brought my sons into the business to extend my working life, so I could keep my hand in the business.

Being a humorist is not a voluntary thing. You can tell this because in a situation where saying a funny thing will cause a lot of trouble, a humorist will still say the funny thing. No matter how inappropriate.

Like the color black, business mixed with anything turns to business.

In any business that grows big on one business model, transitions can throw everything in the air.

OK, I have to admit that I go on TheSuperficial.com. That guy is so funny, he's just so funny... you know, I'm a news junkie, so I regularly flip between HuffingtonPost.com, CNN.com, and a site that's called MyWay.com, which shows me six different news feeds. And I go on DrudgeReport.com about once a day.

There is so much headache and hassle involved in starting a business or running a business.

And what most people don't understand is the bulk of business in this country is small business.

All business is capitalistic. You require capital for any sort of business endeavour.

The film business was a great lesson in business combat and what it takes to survive.

We want real job creation and a fertile business environment for small business owners.

Business books are generally read and written by people who aren't good at business.

I really don't have heroes in business; I never looked up at business people.

I think with Sky and BBC Three and Channel 4, there are some great television platforms, and the stand-up movement in this country is phenomenal. It's like rock n' roll here. Britain's a funny place and there's a lot of funny people coming out of there and a lot of people are finding mediums to express themselves.

It's a business. So sometimes, teams make business decisions and you've got to live with that.

We can't continue to put people lacking the ability to understand a business in a position to run a business.

We're probably one of the few Internet dot-com B2Bs business-to-business companies that have improved their bottom line.

Sleazy people are always in this business. They run the business, pretty much. There are a lot of barracudas.

It was a culture that business is something bad - it was a leftist-oriented psychology. We have to break this. We are pro-business.

We have a series of regular meetings with South African business. Big business. Black business. Agriculture. As well, of course, with the trade unions. A whole series of meetings like that which engage issues that these South African social partners need to address.

Globalization means that business strategy and business ethics cannot be separated from each other.

What makes small business develop into big business is not spending, but saving and capital accumulation.

I think it's the business part of the word show business that causes me the most concern.

We expect to be a prime in the fighter jet business for the long run. This is not a business we're getting out of at all.

I'm not in the business of satisfying everybody. I'm in the business of trying to satisfy the people who elected me governor.

When I was young, I'd watch guys on 'The Tonight Show', Buddy Hackett, guys like that, where all they'd be is funny. Later, I remember, on 'Late Night with Letterman', I remember he'd have Jay Leno and Richard Lewis as first guests and the entire point was to entertain and be funny, and I think talk shows have kind of lost that.

The digital revolution is almost as disruptive to the traditional media business as electricity was to the candle business.

I guess when you go to business school you never turn business off.

Don't forget until too late that the business of life is not business but living.

The business is always evolving and you've gotta evolve with the business in a reasonable way.

And I thought I'd always like some form of business, I didn't know what kind of business I'd go in.

Always do business as if the person you're doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he's not, you can be pleasantly surprised.

What life and death may be to a turkey is not my business; but the soul of Scrooge and the body of Cratchit are my business.

If you are in business and you can do something to get ahead of your rival business, you are going to do it.

I never called my work an 'art'. It's part of show business, the business of building entertainment.

I don't think you should ever start a business and move in a direction where you can't see it becoming a business.

Constitutional interpretation is not the business of the Court only, but also properly the business of all branches of government.

Profit is not the explanation, cause, or rationale of business behavior and business decisions, but the test of their validity.

It's heartbreaking to see theater people be forced to accept the business side of show business.

Publishing is a business, but journalism never was and is not essentially a business. Nor is it a profession.

I believe in this industry as a business, and I want to continue to grow my own business.

Success in business today requires real-time, mobile access to business opportunities.

My model for business is The Beatles. They were four guys who kept each other kind of negative tendencies in check. They balanced each other and the total was greater than the sum of the parts. That's how I see business: great things in business are never done by one person, they're done by a team of people.

I have been a business builder all of my life and I am thrilled to bring my enthusiasm for business to Kynetic.