Top 1200 Funny Business Quotes & Sayings - Page 20

When you get on the court, it's business. And you take care of business.

Emotions have no place in business, unless you do business with them.

Utah is America's best place for business because Utahns make it their business to succeed - and we have the track record to prove it.

I don't want to be in the film business. I'm not even sure it's a business.

Business isn't that complicated. I wouldn't want to put it on my business card.

What we're going to do is try to get TSA out of the human resources and personnel business and into the security business to connect the dots.

I'm not in show business; I'm in the communications business. That's what it's about for me.

My dad was always so strict that I was scared to speak to him. Haitian parents are very, 'This is adults' business; this is kids' business.'

Business has always been cutthroat, no matter what the business is.

For capitalism, war and peace are business and nothing but business.

When you're in show business no matter what you're doing it's an insecure business.

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered.

Small business is big business in the state of Alabama.

As a comedian, I don't know if they're laughing because it's funny or if they're laughing at me because I'm not funny. And I'm thinking, 'Who cares? They're laughing.' If you go on stage, and they're laughing at you full-on for 60 minutes? You know, whatever puts them in the seats.

I stayed in show business to pay for my animal business.

The business end of business has never interested me.

What business would judged on the first week that it's in business?

If you make it difficult to do business, there's not going to be any business.

It would be amazing if we got someone like Sarah Silverman on the show, not having a script and just being herself. That's the best part of doing this show: just having funny people being funny.

Think about when a digital business marries up with what I'll call 'digital intelligence.' It is the dawn of a new era about being a 'cognitive' business. When every product, every service, how you run your company can actually have a piece that learns and thinks as part of it, you will be a cognitive business.

If you are in the world of business, that means you are in the business of making money.

We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I've ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the 'Girlfriend in a Coma' is, like, really funny.

A thoroughbred business man cannot enter heartily upon the business of life without first looking into his accounts.

Everyone in the entertainment business gets crappy contracts when we start out, and into the middle of our careers. It's the nature of the business.

Meet regularly with your business team and brainstorm. Intricate business problems are mostly resolved at brainstorming sessions.

The literary aspect of the film business excites me, but show business in general doesn't take any mental giant.

Know the business, learn the business, own something.

I want to be in this business as long as this business will have me.

Education is extremely important, especially in my business, the music business.

People always tell me, 'You should do drama. You should do drama.' Even when I first got an agent, they were like, 'We want to send you out to be dramatic.' And I'm like, 'No. I'm a comedian. I'm funny. I want to do funny stuff.'

It's tough for people to get into business, especially a small business.

The entertainment business remains a business of blockbusters, and increasingly so.

I strongly believe the business of a business is to improve the world.

The main professional responsibility of a person in business is business.

It's a hard business this dating business! Love is complicated!

All the greatest comedians use comedy and humor to release pain and sadness, and I think that instead of wanting to live within my pain, or live within my sadness, I try to be funny and look at things with a funny view.

God does business with those who mean business.

There is indeed a business like show business. It's the news.

The commercial airplane business is an incredible growth business.

There's show and there's business. Business is a whole other beat.

Actors are a really funny bunch of people, especially the X-Men cast. They're super funny and super nice, and they like to go out and get drinks and dinner and hang out. It's an experience. It's a summer. It's like camp. Everybody gets together and hangs out.

We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I've ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the "Girlfriend in a Coma" is, like, really funny.

I've just seen really, really funny guys, and if I didn't know them, I wouldn't know they were funny from the television. I don't know what it does, it just sucks it away.

We've been in the business of regional banking, and we understand what it is to make loans, and that's the engine of growth to small and medium sized business.

When I'm at home, I don't discuss business. I don't talk business. I don't answer the phone. It's just me, my wife, my children, my dogs. That's my world.

Slavery was incredibly prosperous for some people, at that time. It was not a bad business plan, but it was terrible and inhumane. But as a business it worked.

Talk of nothing but business, and dispatch that business quickly.

If they blow it [the world] up, that's not my business. My business is to work.

The profitable part of the online business is very likely several years away. Entering the business because it's the hot topic of the day doesn't make a profitable business nor satisfied customers. That's why it will be a part of Nintendo's strategy, not the mainstay, as other companies are attempting to do. There still are too many barriers for any company to greatly depend on it.

Washington has to become an ally of business, not the opposition of business.

I truly think comedy is - being funny is DNA. My dad was a doctor, a wonderful doctor, and people still come up to me today, 'Your father helped my mother die.' You know what I'm saying? He made her laugh 'til she died. My father was always very funny.

I grew up thinking of show business as a business.

Woodstock was a business. A very poorly run business.

Well, I happen to believe all business is female business.

Predictions are uttered by prophets (free of charge); by clairvoyants (who usually charge a fee, and are therefore more honored in their day than prophets); and by futurologists (salaried). Prediction is the business of prophets, clairvoyants, and futurologists. It is not the business of novelists. A novelist's business is lying.

I like the mode of business of aviation. It's a risky business with difficulties which you can fill with innovative ideas and different things.

What was everybody's business in the end proved to be nobody's business. Each one looked to the other to take the lead, and the aggressorsgot away with it.

You of the West are practical in business, practical in great inventions, but we of the East are practical in religion. You make commerce your business; we make religion our business.

I don't think the music business is a very good business to be in.

A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.