Top 1200 Funny Commencement Quotes & Sayings - Page 20

I love when people overexaggerate. It's so funny to me.

'48 Hrs.' is very tough and funny.

You can tell in six seconds if someone is funny.

I wasn't very funny or flashy, I was kind of boring.

It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them.

When in doubt, make funny faces.

People don't expect me to be as funny as I am.

It's funny how most activists are pacifists.

With improv, it's a combination of listening and not trying to be funny.

Ladies pick funny things to be proud of.

I don't think just funny is enough on Broadway.

Being sexy is kind of funny to me.

It's funny how money change a situation.

I was always loud and obnoxious and giggly and funny.

Death isn't a funny thing. We're all lucky to be living.

I'm always in situations where you can't be funny, and yet I want to do it anyway.

If you're a studio writer, the funny better be on the page.

You can't always go to the well and have things be funny.

No one ever thought Clint Eastwood was funny, but he was.

Having a solo career is a funny thing.

It will be funny in about 10 years.

Experience is a funny thing. You don't always have it when you need it.

It's funny, for so long I hated my last name.

How funny is it that so many professors labeled Tea Partiers as terrorists, while kissing the asses of real, bona fide terrorists? It's not funny, really. But it's the result of a simple equation: One is cool, and the other isn't. Own a gun and keep it by your bed in your remote farmhouse? You're a redneck. Purchase guns that end up killing a judge? Priceless. As long as you cling to cool, progressive beliefs that deem America evil, whatever you do is cool. And if you do it under a big fuzzy 'fro? Even cooler. Hell, if you 'fro is big enough, you could nuke an orphanage and still get tenure.

Funny how certain things stay with you.

I grew up in a funny way.

Memories are doing funny things to us.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

I've got a sense of humor. I'm a funny guy.

Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day.

The thing about comedy is that you don't have to play funny.

When you have a lousy football team, you learn to be funny.

I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.

I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny.

I was being chased by a giant crab. That's not funny.

I have made so many friends at Google it's not funny.

I like kissing people because it's funny.

A rich man's joke is always funny.

The books are funny and sad, and that's what people respond to.

If I were to insult people and mean it, that wouldn't be funny.

Chris Rock is a very funny man.

I find heartbreaking stuff really funny.

Money is what makes a man act funny.

Not everybody agrees on what's funny, obviously.

I want to be funny and interesting and compelling.

A pie in the face is funny. Comedy gold.

It has to come from a truthful place in order to be funny.

You know I'm an actress, not just a funny lady.

It's always funny to find what people's button is.

Domestic violence isn't funny, especially if you live together.

I know you can be funny without being filthy.

Funny, nothing ever happens nowadays.

The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt

I reckon I'm actually one of the least funny in my family.

Jazz isn't dead. It just smells funny.

If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.

My grandmother was very funny. It skipped a generation.

Your audience teaches you how to be funny.

When I get emotional about something, that's usually when funny comes.

Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.