Top 1200 Funny Diet Quotes & Sayings - Page 19

When someone asks me about my diet I feel terrible saying that I don't really have one.

I don't diet. There's going to be barbecues and macaroni and cheese - but I'll have broccoli and salad the next day.

And anyway, the first three letters in the word diet should tell you what I want it to do.

I just try to eat a little bit of everything - moderation is key with diet.

When man desires to live as long as a tree, his diet will be fruit.

A great destiny needs a generous diet.... What can be expected of a people that live on macaroni!

There's nothing on it worthwhile, and we're not going to watch it in this household, and I don't want it in your intellectual diet.

I'm on a vegan diet, I do yoga every day, I work out, I'm totally spiritual.

I realize that I'm a mature woman and one of these days, incredible diet or not, I'll be a little old lady.

Nico leaned over and plucked a grape. Probably that was the guy’s entire diet for the day.

I try to get a well-balanced diet with a mix of greens, protein, and carbs.

I am pretty strict with my diet because I have some stomach health problems.

When you get to that point where you don't have to worry and you don't have to think about it... I'm pretty sure that's the best diet you can be on.

David Zucker was great! Those guys are funny. I mean, they are funny. There's a wonderful thing about doing that kind of work like Superhero Movie: You have to be real, but you also have to get the laugh. There you are, your director and the producers are right there at the monitors, and you either get the laugh or you don't. And so you just do it until you get the laugh.

I prepare everything in the tiniest detail. My diet, how I train. This has been my secret.

On this twelfth day of my diet I would rather die satiated than slim.

Most important thing about your diet is who cooks it, a human or a corporation.

I naturally favour a clean, healthy diet. A salad sandwich is one of my favourite meals!

Fifteen birds in five firtrees, their feathers were fanned in a fiery breeze! But, funny little birds, they had no wings! O what shall we do with the funny little things? Roast 'em alive, or stew them in a pot; fry them, boil them and eat them hot?

Though I don't have time to go to the gym, I am fit and active, and have a healthy diet.

We told Stanley Roberts to go on a water diet, and Lake Superior disappeared.

Just because we can shoot something that looks like a movie doesn't mean we should. Sometimes if something looks too good, it's not funny. Some things need to look good, because we think it's funny that you'd spend so much time and be so precious about such a stupid idea.

For me, juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet.

In Mumbai I have to keep an eye on my diet so that I stay in shape, but at home I just indulge.

I eat a lowfat diet, think positively, get exercise every day.

When I was pregnant. I exercised and was healthy, but it was also the first time since I was 14 that I wasn't on a diet.

Since having the babies, I realize that 90 percent of losing weight is my diet.

I'm tired of good people getting ripped off by diet products that don't work!

I'm on a no-gummy bear or juice diet, and my body feels like it's dying on the inside.

Rapping can be repetition sometimes. Sometimes you gotta highlight your words in a certain kind of way. So I always was a fan of sing-rapping. It was always funny to me a little bit, and I think that being funny and being able to laugh, even at yourself, is a form of flattery.

I think by planning an exercise regime, your diet follows to some extent.

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.

What an extraordinary achievement for a civilization: to have developed the one diet that reliably makes its people sick!

Once people start introducing animal products into their diet, that's when the mischief starts.

A plant-based diet is like a one-stop shop against chronic diseases.

People have said to me for a long time, "Man you're funny." I say, "Well, I'm quick," but being funny on purpose, take after take - that's why I said for me it was new territory, and so by improvising something might come out that might be good. And it's film, so they can cut it if it isn't.

I don't diet. I'm Puerto Rican! You can never take my rice, pork, and beans away.

I'm on a 24 hour champagne diet. Spillin while I'm sippin I encourage you to try it.

I eat the most unhealthy diet. It's really bad. I wish I had an aide.

I am a foodie and Puja is the time when you can indulge and not think about diet charts.

There are two ways to tell the story. Funny or sad. Guys like it funny, with lots of gore and a grin on your face when you get to the end. Girls like it sad, with a thousand-yard stare out to the distance as you gaze upon the horrors of war they can't quite see. Either way, it's the same story.

Years ago, there was a variety theatre in every British town, and people paid to go down and see it. Comedy was the main part of the theatre, and comedians earned a living by being funny. Now you have comedy in television instead. Comedians now have to be funny within a play.

I think women have always been funny. But when Tina Fey became head writer at 'Saturday Night Live,' the culture shifted, and women gained a bigger voice in comedy. It's not as if Hollywood producers are feminists. It's more that Hollywood said, ''Bridesmaids' made us so much money, all we want now is funny women.'

I don't believe in diet pills. I don't want my heart to race and pop out of my chest.

I really believe that my family's infrequency of getting sick is due to our diet.

Obviously, diet is important for an athlete, but I don't have anyone telling me, 'You can eat this, but don't try that.'

Include ample fruits and vegetables in your diet and no fried or oily food.

There are some disheartening days where I don't get to eat my favourite sweets, but my diet has to be followed.

Everyone is going to binge on a diet, for instance, so plan for it, schedule it, and contain the damage.

It is wonderful, if we chose the right diet, what an extraordinarily small quantity would suffice.

Every man has to know what they like, and what their goals are, before creating their own diet.

Don't ever go on a diet. Just don't. Walk away. Diets are the spawn of Satan.

I drink a lot of Diet Coke and belch. I've been known to use the ''f'' word.

It looks to me to be obvious that the whole world cannot eat an American diet.

It's funny, having the same name as someone. Me, Emma Watson and Emma Stone, the amount of times I've been called Emma Watson or Emma Stone is so funny. It's just 'cause we're all named Emma. None of us look alike.

Creativity thrives on a consistent diet of challenges and opportunities, which are often one and the same.

Every time I say I'm going on a diet I end up eating chocolate.

That being said, some of my favorite poets are extremely funny. The aforementioned Matt Rohrer, for instance. Mary Ruefle. James Tate might be the best example of someone who is systematically misread because he can be hilarious. In his poems, as in all great funny poems, the humor is one very appealing version of the surprise and associative movement that is at the heart of all poetry.

Crohn's patients differentiate their diet. You know, what I can handle and tolerate, another person couldn't, and what they can, I can't.

My diet works for me because I can be very flexible about what I eat in a day.