Top 1200 Funny Diet Quotes & Sayings - Page 20

I did a diet once and it was awful and made me miserable - I would never do it again.

I am into my routine and I believe in the following: exercise, adequate amount of sleep and a good diet.

It does the sheep no good to preach the goodness of a diet of grass, if the wolves are of a different mind.

My New Year's resolution is to cut my diet sodas down to two cans a day!

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses.

You're taking big risks doing comedy, because ultimately, you're trying to be funny. If you're not funny, you look like an idiot. You have to be prepared to look like an idiot, so you need to have confidence in the man at the helm of it all. You have to take a massive leap of faith and be daring and bold with your choices. It always makes for better work I think.

This cream will help one's nature strengthen and grow, The diet gives support in my decline.

Besides controlling my diet, I did functional training, weights, pilates and cardio everyday.

The fact is, I don't follow any strict diet. I eat almost everything, but moderation is the key.

Any woman who diets all the time can't help but be grouchy. Nobody can be amusing or entertaining on a diet.

I am a pure vegetarian, and I'm much healthier compared to those who live on a non-veg diet.

Mr. D," Grover asked timidly, "if you're not going to eat it, could I have your Diet Coke can?

Good health is multifaceted - it's physical, it's internal, it's my diet, and my emotional state. It's all tied in together.

I eat a healthy diet and try to be gluten-free - my body functions better without it.

Breastfeeding is the best diet. I want to eat healthy for her, so it's easy to say no to pizza.

When the season ends, I like to take a little time off from the diet I follow when I'm playing.

I consider my diet more of a life plan in general, and I have my days where I'll splurge, but I stay disciplined.

When followed correctly, the Dukan Diet is both a safe and effective method of weight loss.

Mariah is a beautiful and talented person, and I've had a crush on her for as long as I can remember. Every day, my respect for Mariah continues to grow higher. She's a caring, warm and funny person. People have no idea how funny she is! I feel like I've always known she was my forever love.

You need to take care of yourself, have a good diet, rest sufficiently and have a lot of enthusiasm.

Be plain in dress, and sober in your diet; In short, my deary, kiss me, and be quiet.

There's different kinds of improv. There's Second City improv where you try to slowly build a nice sketch. There's stuff you do in college coffee houses where you just go joke, joke, joke. Bring another funny character with a funny hat on his head. Christopher Guest is more the line of trying to get a story out.

I don't want any funny business, and above all I don't want to be dragged into other people's funny business. If it's to be my head on the block, I want to know that it's doing there, and not that it's some stupid things that other people have done.

I did a lot of sitcoms, and being funny isn't about being beautiful. Usually, beautiful people aren't the funny people.

I really never thought people would think that I was funny, I thought (my friends) thought I was funny because I was their friend, but other people would just think I was an asshole. I was at least partly right.

If something is very, very funny but possibly controversial, if it's truly funny, then it's worth doing. Things aren't worth doing for the sake of being controversial.

Eat a plant-based diet - which act like prebiotic and probiotics in the gut.

Life is an earnest business, and no one every became good or great on a diet of broad grins.

An adequate share of humor and laughter represents an essential part of the diet of the healthy person.

Nothing is funnier than unhappiness, I grant you that… Yes, yes, it's the most comical thing in the world. And we laugh, we laugh, with a will, in the beginning. But it's always the same thing. Yes, it's like the funny story we have heard too often, we still find it funny, but we don't laugh any more.

The public is increasingly disgusted with a steady diet of defamation, and prepared to reward those who refrain from it.

I'd much rather eat exactly what I want, and then burn it off, than diet.

Trying to film a movie on a diet is hard enough, I can't imagine how it would be on drugs.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

We just started seeing a nutritionist who changes our diet every 10 days.

I try to eat fruit and veggies and meat and all the different categories and have a well rounded diet.

I'm kind of naturally thin, so if I were to completely crash diet, I'd almost be too skinny.

'Tis a superstition to insist on a special diet. All is made at last of the same chemical atoms.

Do not be fooled, your diet needs a daily dose of all kinds of fats if you want to be healthy.

I almost fainted. There was no family history. I had been eating a vegetarian diet and I exercised.

I decided to pick the diet that I thought would maximize my chances of long-term survival.

The actors come in and they make characters their own and so Patrick and I have never been the kind to think that our script is the bible. We want to make sure that the story is told, that you stick to the story but if you have to make changes to the character then that's fine. A lot of times there are some funny one-liners, funny things that happen that are out of the ordinary. I like it.

A vegan diet is one of the best things you can do for your health and the well being of our planet.

I think I'm always inspired by really, really funny, amazing women, but I'm also inspired by really funny, amazing men. I think there's more of a feminist voice, like with Amy Schumer being out right now, whom I adore.

There's a rule of writing: if everything is funny, nothing is funny; if everything is sad, nothing is sad. You want that contrast.

We all know funny people who can't get it down on the page - even funny writers who can't get it down on the page.

I have grown up on a diet of sunrise picnics, learning the names of butterflies, planting trees.

There's absolutely no soda in my diet. Lots of fruits and vegetables, and I stay away from fried foods.

The single most impactful thing you can do today is adopt a more plant-based diet.

How much obesity has to be created in a single decade for people to realize that diet has to be responsible for it?

The circuit training program along with a healthy clean diet is the way to excellent results.

I have had to eat my own words many times, and I have found it a very nourishing diet.

If you can eat five fruits and vegetables a day, that alone can totally change your diet.

The vegan diet is obviously lacking whatever essential nutrient it is that makes people likeable.

I had to get healthy for a period in my life, so I learned a lot about food and diet.

It’s crazy. Since there have been men and women, there have been funny women... f**king idiot-ass men keep saying that women aren't funny. It makes me crazy. I find it disgusting and offensive every time.

So, I'm not on a diet. I'm on a journey with Jesus to learn the fine art of self-discipline for the purpose of holiness.

I'm interested in nutrition and fascinated by the changes you can make to your body through diet and exercise.

In my extreme youth I did a terrifying diet - drinking 40 cups of liquid a day.

For a nutrition tip, try implementing quinoa into your diet. It's a high source of protein.