Top 1200 Funny Diet Quotes & Sayings - Page 5

I do not think that obsession is funny or that not being able to stop one's intensity is funny.

Resveratrol had a decent benefit when the mice were obese and sedentary. The mice that were fed a lean diet and resveratrol lived significantly longer than other treated mice as well as those that had no healthy diet and no resveratrol. So resveratrol is not an excuse to be lazy or eat whatever you want.

In every show that you see, there's some stuff that's funny and some stuff that is not, or there might be stuff that you find funny and I don't. That would be true for any show, however funny or popular.

There are no funny lawyers - only funny people who made a career mistake.

I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else.

The first time I fought Ian McCall, I cut carbs completely out of my diet all through training camp. I was afraid I wasn't going to make weight, that I'd get on the scale, and it would be all, 'He weighs 128,' and the people would throw cabbage at me. I basically cut all carbs on the diet, just eat chicken and greens all the time.

What's funny isn't really me. What I do is point out what I find funny in others.

The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!

I was always good at being observationally funny - like, contributing something funny to the conversation.

We just keep trying to beat every show with the funny stick until it's funny

If there's an audience, I think they're going to expect me to be funny. But what if I'm not funny? What if I fail?

If something's awful, I find it funny. If something's funny, I find it funny. It's my natural, go-to place.

Perhaps one of the most important things you can do for human beings is wean them off an animal-based diet. It hardens the arteries and runs up our health-care costs. The last thing a poor person can afford is a heart attack or cancer or a stroke. And that's all linked to a meat-based diet. I think animal liberation is human liberation.

To the U.S. and the world, I'm just known as some funny song and some funny music, some funny video guy. But in Korea I'm doing one of the biggest concerts; it's not a dance music concert. I'm playing with the band, so I change my every song to a rock song.

The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny.

I've always really enjoyed sounds and alliteration and funny words and funny melodies.

In reality, as a comedian, you're successful because you're funny, and you should be able to be funny about anything.

If you try to deliver a funny line in a funny way, it comes out as wacky and you ruin the scene.

Adam Sandler is a really funny guy in real life. Separate from all of the movies, that is a funny man.

It's not hard for me to be funny. But it's really hard. I don't think a lot of people are funny. I meet a lot of people, and most of them aren't funny.

I've been too funny in my life to have to play a character who's... moderately funny.

My name is Steven Crowder, and I happen to find blatant gayness funny. I mean really funny.

The truth is really funny. It's uncomfortable sometimes, it's dramatic sometimes, but it's really funny. Life is funny.

I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'

There are quite a few very funny people in my life. You know those people who don't mean to be funny, they just come out with these zingers that just make you howl with laughter. Usually you find these people in the road crew. A good crew is a key to a healthy funny bone.

When we shot that [Westworld], it was so funny. Not funny - I mean, like, funny-strange because I, personally as an actress and as a person, am so used to having to play the damsel, that when we were shooting that scene, and Jimmi looked at me and said, "Dolores, run," I ran. Then I stopped myself, and I turned around and I went, "Oh my God. I'm so used to running."

You can give a guy a funny line, but you can't make him say it funny.

Being me is funny. I've made this weird character, and I think it's really funny.

Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences.

Optimism isn't funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. It's exaggeration.

It doesn't matter how many times the audience has heard it before. If it's funny, it's funny.

It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.

I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part!

I grew up with an extremely funny dad, and my mom is super funny.

I like to be friends with funny guys, but I don't want to date a funny guy.

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.

The decision as to what's funny and what is not funny shall rest solely with Mr. Freberg.

I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.

I used to stutter really badly. Everybody thinks it's funny. And it's not funny. It's not.

There are few lonelier sights than a good comedian being funny in a movie that doesn't know what funny is.

Funny is funny, and it can come in 8 billion different shades and flavors, so I think it's silly to kind of limit it.

I don't make fun of my characters. I just like to laugh and I think people are funny and the world is funny.

People who do not have funny in them are not funny when they read funny lines. Sorry. Just doesn't work that way. Seriously, this is the biggest rule of all. You live and die with your casting decisions. Your actors are the heart and soul of the whole thing. Without brilliant actors, you will not have a brilliant film.

My parents were funny. My brothers were funny. We just laughed and had a good time. Growing up, it breeds that. It breeds your funny. It breeds your creativity.

I love to do comedy, and I don't think of things as drama or comedy. I think that if it's a funny line, it's a funny line. If it's a funny moment, it's a funny moment.

I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny.

I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.

If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny.

I wanna be funny, but if I have a chance to make a point while being funny - why not?

Comedy is not commercial; it is risky, because what is funny in one place isn't always funny somewhere else.

People are getting careers from YouTube and uploading videos. And they're totally different - you can't necessarily be funny on a video, and then all of a sudden you're live in a theater. You don't have the tools yet. It's a lot more involved to go from being funny on a little iPhone screen to being live in front of people and being funny.

There's a difference between delivering real funny and just silly funny.

When I say something funny in a newspaper and I meant it to be funny, it doesn't read that way.

There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.

I don't really find things funny unless they're deeply tragic at the same time. I think if you're funny just for the sake of being funny, it's just frivolous nonsense. To me, all the best comic plays have been written about really serious and rather bleak things.

Why do all these people want [comedians] to be serious? The reason they want that is these are people who aren't funny. Anybody funny can be serious, but people who have no sense of humor, they can never be funny - and frankly, they're jealous. There's very few comic actors. Think about it. There aren't that many. It's hard because you have to be able to do both.

I'm not a broad comedy guy. I've been funny in movies, but I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who's sometimes funny.

I'm a prankster, so some of the - you know, I like a good joke. I think when it's funny, it's funny.

One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny.