Top 1200 Funny Diet Quotes & Sayings - Page 6

I changed my diet completely. You know, I'm from Cleveland, so I've always loved sausage and red meat and all of that stuff, so now I find myself not eating any of that, no red meat, no sausage. It's basically a vegetarian diet with a little bit of fish. I drink quarts of carrot juice, quarts of cranberry juice, endless amounts of water and nothing else.

I wasn't particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.

I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny.

A funny person is funny only for so long, but a wit can sit down and go on being spellbinding forever.

The Mongols consumed a steady diet of meat, milk, yogurt, and other dairy products, and they fought men who lived on gruel made from various grains. The grain diet of the peasant warriors stunted their bones, rotted their teeth, and left them weak and prone to disease. In contrast, the poorest Mongol soldier ate mostly protein, thereby giving him strong teeth and bones.

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

I opened the door. He looked down at my shirt and smiled. "Funny," he said. "Don't call my boobs funny," I answered.

In America, funny women are allowed to be glamorous and funny, but over here, you're not.

Audience laughter, when it's deserved, acts as a sort of fairy dust that makes funny moments not just funny, but joyous.

Whether you're old or young or white or black or however, funny is funny, and people want to see those videos.

We believe in the Three Rs - reducing the consumption of meat and other animal-based foods; refining the diet by eating products only from methods of production, transport, and slaughter that minimize pain and distress; and replacing meat and other animal-based foods in the diet with plant-based foods.

Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.

I can only think of a handful of artists that can make a funny painting or a funny sculpture without it feeling coined in someway.

Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.

He's never portrayed as being funny. He was a very funny, happy, lively person. Fun to be around and exciting. He was my hero.

I don't come from Lake Wobegon, and that world is not mine. It's not that funny to me. It's funny to other people, and I'm not judging it, but the world that I come from is not considered funny by other people as well. There's so much pain in it.

In order for comedy to be funny you have to play the truth of the moment. But if you're not being completely truthful to the basis of the character, its not going to be funny.

I wasnt particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.

I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.

I mean, it's funny, I'm not going to lie. It's funny saying it. We're the Pelicans.

Peyton Manning is funny, hence the 'Saturday Night Live'; you see him in his commercials. He's funny.

Music can be witty, but it's not funny unless it's conceptually funny.

What's funny is funny. It doesn't matter what expense it's at. There are people who don't like that and I understand.

The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn't so funny.

I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.

At home in my room, I'm funny, but if I'm commissioned to be that, I don't feel very funny.

I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up.

I'll just talk and talk for an hour, an hour and half, until funny things come out of my mouth - often things that I don't think will be funny, often things that I just thought were sentences, turn out to be funny, because they're the sentences of an idiot. There's level of self-awareness that develops, and I write down things that were funny, usually when I'm on stage, and that becomes the show.

My funny speech wasn't funny. That's not the first time a politician has done that.

Trying to be funny is arguably the least funny thing you can do.

I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. And when you're very, very happy, you're not very funny. You're just happy. I'd rather be damaged and funny.

I don't want to be a facilitator for other funny people. It doesn't seem smart for me to be in a comedy and not be funny. My spirit can't take it.

When people are funny, I like to let them know that they're funny. There's so much negativity, it's cool to get some positivity out there.

Optimism isnt funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. Its exaggeration.

When I'm with other people who inspire my silliness or sense of humor, I'm funny. When I sit down to write, it's hard not to be funny.

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?

[In comedy] you never want to leave the actors hanging out to dry. So you need to come up with funny individual stories for each character, and then you do this sort of comedy geometry, weaving them together. Once you've got a funny structure and you know why the scenes are funny, then you get super funny people to say your own lines, say their own lines, say things in their own way, and every scene is a live rewrite in front of the camera.

I think there's something in the fact that it's hard to be good looking and funny. You have to have an oddball quality; people have to sympathise with you to find you funny.

Writing is such lonely work that I try to keep myself cheered up. If something strikes me as funny in the act of writing, I throw it in just to amuse myself. If I think it's funny I assume a few other people will find it funny, and that seems to me to be a good day's work.

Making modern games funny would be easy as pie if it was anybody's goal to actually make a funny game.

It's funny what funny is, because everyone's style is so different.

It's one thing to be funny in a tweet. It is another to be funny for an hour.

I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny

Be Funny. Be naturally funny. If you're not, get out of the business. Be compassionate.

There's nothing less funny than trying to force funny.

There's nothing worse than trying to be funny and not being funny.

There are some situations in life that are simply not funny, and there's nothing funny about them, but they're rare, and they don't last all that long.

There are things that I won't joke about, but it's not because I don't think they're funny or they can't be made funny. It's just that they don't fit my particular skill set.

When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown.

It's not funny when you actually get shot, but afterwards, yeah, it's funny.

I was always funny, but I didn't know being funny was a gift.

I never analyze stuff with comedy because it's boring. It makes you stop being funny. Just be who you are and do what you do, and you're either funny or you're not.

I never think I want to try to be funny. And humor, if there is anything funny, should come from a real place.

My job changes very little because I've found that the more you try to be funny, the less funny you become.

When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown

People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case.

It's not always easy to go from funny on the page to funny on the screen.

I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny.

I remember Tucker Toomey was named so because "T's are funny!" And if Garry Marshall says it's funny, by god, it must be so.

I love 'Saturday Night Live,' and it's such a funny show. I don't know if I'm funny enough to be on it but definitely would be interested in doing it.