Top 1200 Funny Fishing Quotes & Sayings - Page 4

There's a difference between delivering real funny and just silly funny.

There are no funny lawyers - only funny people who made a career mistake.

In every show that you see, there's some stuff that's funny and some stuff that is not, or there might be stuff that you find funny and I don't. That would be true for any show, however funny or popular.

I like to be friends with funny guys, but I don't want to date a funny guy.

I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else.

I don't really find things funny unless they're deeply tragic at the same time. I think if you're funny just for the sake of being funny, it's just frivolous nonsense. To me, all the best comic plays have been written about really serious and rather bleak things.

If there's an audience, I think they're going to expect me to be funny. But what if I'm not funny? What if I fail?

The truth is really funny. It's uncomfortable sometimes, it's dramatic sometimes, but it's really funny. Life is funny.

I'm not a broad comedy guy. I've been funny in movies, but I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who's sometimes funny.

I was always good at being observationally funny - like, contributing something funny to the conversation.

I've been too funny in my life to have to play a character who's... moderately funny.

If something's awful, I find it funny. If something's funny, I find it funny. It's my natural, go-to place.

If you try to deliver a funny line in a funny way, it comes out as wacky and you ruin the scene.

My name is Steven Crowder, and I happen to find blatant gayness funny. I mean really funny.

If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny.

I've always really enjoyed sounds and alliteration and funny words and funny melodies.

In reality, as a comedian, you're successful because you're funny, and you should be able to be funny about anything.

Comedy is not commercial; it is risky, because what is funny in one place isn't always funny somewhere else.

People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case.

It's not hard for me to be funny. But it's really hard. I don't think a lot of people are funny. I meet a lot of people, and most of them aren't funny.

What's funny isn't really me. What I do is point out what I find funny in others.

Optimism isn't funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. It's exaggeration.

There are quite a few very funny people in my life. You know those people who don't mean to be funny, they just come out with these zingers that just make you howl with laughter. Usually you find these people in the road crew. A good crew is a key to a healthy funny bone.

I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'

I love to do comedy, and I don't think of things as drama or comedy. I think that if it's a funny line, it's a funny line. If it's a funny moment, it's a funny moment.

My music has to be funny and sad and happy and loving; it's gotta have it all. When somebody's just too dark all the time, it's just drama. Or if somebody's too funny? Well, I like being too funny sometimes.

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.

I wanna be funny, but if I have a chance to make a point while being funny - why not?

Being me is funny. I've made this weird character, and I think it's really funny.

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!

It doesn't matter how many times the audience has heard it before. If it's funny, it's funny.

I used to stutter really badly. Everybody thinks it's funny. And it's not funny. It's not.

I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part!

You can give a guy a funny line, but you can't make him say it funny.

The decision as to what's funny and what is not funny shall rest solely with Mr. Freberg.

Adam Sandler is a really funny guy in real life. Separate from all of the movies, that is a funny man.

I do not think that obsession is funny or that not being able to stop one's intensity is funny.

When I say something funny in a newspaper and I meant it to be funny, it doesn't read that way.

I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.

People are getting careers from YouTube and uploading videos. And they're totally different - you can't necessarily be funny on a video, and then all of a sudden you're live in a theater. You don't have the tools yet. It's a lot more involved to go from being funny on a little iPhone screen to being live in front of people and being funny.

I don't make fun of my characters. I just like to laugh and I think people are funny and the world is funny.

Funny is funny, and it can come in 8 billion different shades and flavors, so I think it's silly to kind of limit it.

There are few lonelier sights than a good comedian being funny in a movie that doesn't know what funny is.

When we shot that [Westworld], it was so funny. Not funny - I mean, like, funny-strange because I, personally as an actress and as a person, am so used to having to play the damsel, that when we were shooting that scene, and Jimmi looked at me and said, "Dolores, run," I ran. Then I stopped myself, and I turned around and I went, "Oh my God. I'm so used to running."

People who do not have funny in them are not funny when they read funny lines. Sorry. Just doesn't work that way. Seriously, this is the biggest rule of all. You live and die with your casting decisions. Your actors are the heart and soul of the whole thing. Without brilliant actors, you will not have a brilliant film.

My parents were funny. My brothers were funny. We just laughed and had a good time. Growing up, it breeds that. It breeds your funny. It breeds your creativity.

It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.

I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.

There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.

Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences.

One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny.

We just keep trying to beat every show with the funny stick until it's funny

I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny.

I grew up with an extremely funny dad, and my mom is super funny.

To the U.S. and the world, I'm just known as some funny song and some funny music, some funny video guy. But in Korea I'm doing one of the biggest concerts; it's not a dance music concert. I'm playing with the band, so I change my every song to a rock song.

For some reason, people find me funny. It's quite hard to define why a thought is funny. It's even harder to define why a person would be funny. It's a word that I can't define at all. But whether I know quite what it is or not, I seem to be it.

Why do all these people want [comedians] to be serious? The reason they want that is these are people who aren't funny. Anybody funny can be serious, but people who have no sense of humor, they can never be funny - and frankly, they're jealous. There's very few comic actors. Think about it. There aren't that many. It's hard because you have to be able to do both.

I often accompanied my father. I really liked riding with him on his bicycle on Saturdays. He was very fond of fishing. I don’t think I liked fishing. I mean, you had to sit quietly and still, but I enjoyed the ride. And it was fun, it was fun. I mean, as I say, you didn’t go around lugging a deep sense of resentment. We knew, yes, we were deprived. It wasn’t the same thing for white kids, but it was as full a life as you could make it. I mean, we made toys for ourselves with wires, making cars, and you really were exploding with joy!

I'm a prankster, so some of the - you know, I like a good joke. I think when it's funny, it's funny.

The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny.