Top 1200 Funny Fishing Quotes & Sayings - Page 7

I think I was born with a natural way of looking at something and trying to find the ways in which it was odd or funny, Even in the sad or angry stuff, I was, 'Well, but where is the funny part of this?'

[On fishing:] Greatest rest in the world for the brain.

Fishing seems to be the favorite form of loafing.

Business, like life, is funny. We all go through difficult times, and we all have to face curve balls and challenges, each and every week. And we need to laugh when things are funny.

I'd rather go fishing for three years.

I turned down 'Some Like It Hot.' See how smart I am? I felt I couldn't bring anything funny to it. The outfit was funny. I don't need to compete with the wardrobe.

Some people are brilliant at being comedy actors and if you're a comedian I think there's a perception that, if you're acting at something that's meant to be funny, it will be funny all the way though and you'll be dropping in gags.

I belong to the Flatbush Avenue Fishing Club.

I do hunt, and I do fish, and I don't apologize to anybody for hunting and fishing.

They should call fishing what it really is... tricking and killing!

Fishing is taking a huge toll on the planet's ecosystem.

NATO isn't going to be concerned about fishing.

The great charm of fly-fishing is that we are always learning.

The joys of fishing are not confined to the hours near the water.

I didn't think I had time for fishing before I fished.

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing.

I love any discourse of rivers, and fish and fishing.

What I miss most about living in Alaska is the fishing.

I think a lot of humor is about distracting yourself. Pretend you're not trying to make it funny. Because for some reason the effort to be funny smells like sulphur in our culture.

Fishing is not a benign activity; it is hunting in the water.

So much of a stand-up's life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes.

I stand by everything I said. I absolutely can defend my material, and I take issue with people who say, "It's just shock value. It's not even funny." I disagree. There's different ways to be funny and to be a comedian.

George Lopez is always on the verge of hilarity. If he could ever think of something funny to say, if he had a funny thought in his mind, he's ready to go.

Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny about the immigrant Irish. When you're different in a society, you're funny.

This satire business, that was one of the worst things that ever happened to me. I was certified funny. From then on, I had to be funny - people expected it. Twice the work for the same pay.

The truth of it is that people are not going to want to go to improvisational theater if it's not funny. You can succeed in doing all the things you're supposed to do - be truthful to scene - and if it's not funny, I'm telling you that no one's gonna care.

I've always tried to come up with funny dancing since I was young, to attract girls' attention for one thing. It's got to be funny. I can't pull it off with serious dances. That's not me.

We grew up fishing, and we take it seriously.

I like fishing as much when I don't catch anything as when I do.

People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case. I rarely joke unless I'm in front of a camera. It's not what I am in real life. It's what I do for a living.

Fishing... is a sport invented by insects and you are the bait.

Fishing is my therapy. Its such a great immersion into life.

If you introduce kids to fishing, they become good citizens.

I'm the ultimate studier of comedy. I grew up in a very funny household. My dad is the king of one-liners; my brothers are great at telling stories, and my mom is funny without knowing it.

The juxtaposition between fishing and touring couldn't be greater.

Funny is funny. I dare anyone to look at Tim Conway and Harvey Korman doing the dentist sketch, which is more than 40 years old, and not scream with laughter.

I've told so many stories to so many friends of mine. I have friends in Pittsburgh, in West Virginia, and in Indy. That's three different demographics of people, and they all laughed, so I assumed that if I find something funny and all my friends find something funny, I hope people everywhere will find it funny.

Fly-fishing is the most fun you can have standing up.

There's more B.S. in fly fishing than there is in a Kansas feedlot.

I can really fish - I've been fishing since I was a kid.

I like golf, hiking, camping, boating and fishing.

I think the kick to doing comedy is just to get in a film with really funny people and let them do their jobs. I find that in most comedies, I'm not the funny one, which works out great.

I would love to do something like 'Fishing With John.'

I think everyone is born funny. Sadly, some lives beat it out of them. I don't know what allows someone to keep being funny and actually make a career of it.

My wife is funny. And I dabble in it. So being funny is big around our house. But what's surprised me is my daughter can do an English accent. I don't know how she learned this.

Three high schools. I was funny. I thought I was being funny. I just had an opinion about everything that was said in school, so that got me thrown out.

I love anybody funny. I think my ten-year-old sister is really funny. She makes me laugh way more than most people do.

I was happy working on my golf and doing a bit of fishing.

The number one rule of fishing is be quiet. Don't scare the fish!

I love muskie fishing in the summer time.

The best time to go fishing is when you can get away.

There is no greater fan of fly fishing than the worm.

If you're hired to be a funny person, you have to trust your judgment but also be open because sometimes you think something's funny, and the next day you read it and go, 'Oh, my God.'

Most of the jokes that I wrote were funny and there always seems to be an aspect of comedy in my long-form work. I think that's how life is. I think even the more dramatic moments of one's life are often punctuated by very funny comments or situations. I like to say, "Keep your comedy serious and your drama funny, and you'll be pretty true to life."

I like to fish. Fishing is always a way of relaxing.

One of the things that is always difficult about a collaboration is that you don't necessarily find the same thing funny. And so the challenge becomes, how do you tell the other person that you don't think something's funny? The best collaborations tend to be when you are willing to be told that. But there's also ego involved, and so there's a lot of frustration in knowing that you're writing something, and the other person, on some level, needs to think that it's funny.

I only make movies to finance my fishing.

I've been a fan of bass fishing for as long as I can remember.

I love fishing. It's transcendental meditation with a punchline.

Why are you obsessed with fighting? Stick to fishing from now on!