Top 1200 Funny Game Quotes & Sayings - Page 5

There's nothing worse than trying to be funny and not being funny.

I frankly think the NBA All-Star game has run its course, the whole dunk contest... The game - if those guys actually played hard in that game, it'd be the best watch ever.

The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny.

My name is Steven Crowder, and I happen to find blatant gayness funny. I mean really funny.

The biggest surprise has been making the adjustment after losing a game. In the NBA you could lose tonight and you have to put that game behind you because you have another game the next night.

Comedy is not commercial; it is risky, because what is funny in one place isn't always funny somewhere else.

Adam Sandler is a really funny guy in real life. Separate from all of the movies, that is a funny man.

I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.

I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny.

There's nothing less funny than trying to force funny.

I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.

There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

My job changes very little because I've found that the more you try to be funny, the less funny you become.

If you look at the game and everything, it's not quite like looking at an animated film, because that's total character. This, this is really movement, but it's got funny little things if you look for the humor. They're actually getting to the character.

I like getting up in front of an audience. It's fun when you go to a baseball game and the crowd is cheering you. I can't deny it. And it's very funny, too. Sometimes you're shy; you go somewhere and everyone's looking at you, so you feel a little self-conscious.

In America, funny women are allowed to be glamorous and funny, but over here, you're not.

It's not always easy to go from funny on the page to funny on the screen.

I remember Tucker Toomey was named so because "T's are funny!" And if Garry Marshall says it's funny, by god, it must be so.

We just keep trying to beat every show with the funny stick until it's funny

Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.

I don't want to be a facilitator for other funny people. It doesn't seem smart for me to be in a comedy and not be funny. My spirit can't take it.

In reality, as a comedian, you're successful because you're funny, and you should be able to be funny about anything.

I was always good at being observationally funny - like, contributing something funny to the conversation.

I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.

People are getting careers from YouTube and uploading videos. And they're totally different - you can't necessarily be funny on a video, and then all of a sudden you're live in a theater. You don't have the tools yet. It's a lot more involved to go from being funny on a little iPhone screen to being live in front of people and being funny.

It's not funny when you actually get shot, but afterwards, yeah, it's funny.

To the U.S. and the world, I'm just known as some funny song and some funny music, some funny video guy. But in Korea I'm doing one of the biggest concerts; it's not a dance music concert. I'm playing with the band, so I change my every song to a rock song.

Funny thing about the volatile and biased French crowds. While they'd prefer to be cheering a countryman and giving his foreign opponent merry hell, if there was no Frenchman in the game, they'd always support a Continental player over an Englishman, an American, or an Australian.

I never think I want to try to be funny. And humor, if there is anything funny, should come from a real place.

The funny thing about advertising is that it's not a zero-sum game... Historically, in the digital ad world, pie has gotten larger and it's possible for everyone to win, and it's perfectly possible that will continue to be true for quite some time.

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!

My funny speech wasn't funny. That's not the first time a politician has done that.

There are few lonelier sights than a good comedian being funny in a movie that doesn't know what funny is.

People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case.

I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up.

The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn't so funny.

At home in my room, I'm funny, but if I'm commissioned to be that, I don't feel very funny.

I don't come from Lake Wobegon, and that world is not mine. It's not that funny to me. It's funny to other people, and I'm not judging it, but the world that I come from is not considered funny by other people as well. There's so much pain in it.

Be Funny. Be naturally funny. If you're not, get out of the business. Be compassionate.

When I'm with other people who inspire my silliness or sense of humor, I'm funny. When I sit down to write, it's hard not to be funny.

There are some situations in life that are simply not funny, and there's nothing funny about them, but they're rare, and they don't last all that long.

A funny person is funny only for so long, but a wit can sit down and go on being spellbinding forever.

If you try to deliver a funny line in a funny way, it comes out as wacky and you ruin the scene.

One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny.

I'm not a broad comedy guy. I've been funny in movies, but I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who's sometimes funny.

Optimism isn't funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. It's exaggeration.

What's funny is funny. It doesn't matter what expense it's at. There are people who don't like that and I understand.

I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. And when you're very, very happy, you're not very funny. You're just happy. I'd rather be damaged and funny.

I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part!

Optimism isnt funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. Its exaggeration.

I mean, it's funny, I'm not going to lie. It's funny saying it. We're the Pelicans.

I don't make fun of my characters. I just like to laugh and I think people are funny and the world is funny.

Funny is funny, and it can come in 8 billion different shades and flavors, so I think it's silly to kind of limit it.

I wasn't particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.

If there's an audience, I think they're going to expect me to be funny. But what if I'm not funny? What if I fail?

If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny.

Peyton Manning is funny, hence the 'Saturday Night Live'; you see him in his commercials. He's funny.

Sometimes I'm irritated because if you're running around in a game, and you're half-naked in a game, this is a choice that I may not have personally chosen to look like this to somebody I'm talking to in a game world, but I am.

I'll just talk and talk for an hour, an hour and half, until funny things come out of my mouth - often things that I don't think will be funny, often things that I just thought were sentences, turn out to be funny, because they're the sentences of an idiot. There's level of self-awareness that develops, and I write down things that were funny, usually when I'm on stage, and that becomes the show.