Top 1200 Funny Golf Quotes & Sayings - Page 18

Golf is typical capitalist luncay.

Tiger's a horrible golf teacher.

Sometimes, comics will make the observation that it's not jokes that are funny, it's characters that are funny. And isn't that true! That's why I always kill jokes. I'm terrible at them, because I get the joke right, but I can't get the character right, and it just goes down like a lead balloon.

Usually when I'm comfortable I play good golf.

Golf wear isn't the sexiest attire.

Agriculture is the new golf

Golf is something I do selfishly for myself.

I find things funny that aren't self-aware. That don't know they're funny, and I think the same can hold true for drama. If you think you're in this tragedy and you play it for tragedy, there's a self-awareness there that I think takes you out of watching it and I believe it cuts both ways.

When I'm not working, I like to play golf.

In golf, you're more competing with yourself.

I can't afford to be a member of a golf course.

Working with Robin Williams, what can you say? He's the best of the best. What I really liked watching was, not only is he incredible funny, probably the funniest person on Earth which is a tough award to give out, but to see what it really takes to be a huge star is way beyond a good partner being extremely funny.

I play golf because it's fun.

I played golf all over Detroit.

Golf isn't supposed to be work. It's to have fun.

Apart from golf, it was a great week.

Timing is everything in life and in golf.

I play golf with my dad all the time.

I know bugger all about golf.

You want to have the perfect balance of hot and funny on your Instagram, but you never want too much of either... Don't try to add humility to your blatant 'hot' posts through a half-hearted attempt at being funny. You look good; just own it.

Golf is my boyfriend right now.

Golf isn't just my business, it's my hobby.

Of the Queen tributes, some of them are very funny, and some of them are really not funny at all. The terrible ones are cheesy and pantolike, more about dressing up in a Brian May wig and a Freddie Mercury moustache, and what they're missing out is the fact that the music is quite complicated and actually not easy to perform.

When you're on a staff, it's not your job to write what you think is funny. It's your job to write what the person who created the show thinks is funny.

I was able to work with some really talented funny people! I was a fan of both Max Greenfield and Jake Johnson before being on the show and it was amazing working with them! My main scene was with Max and we did so many takes with different reactions. He is so funny! After ever take everyone was laughing so hard!

My parents didn't play golf.

In golf, humiliations are the essence of the game.

You know, he would go and look at different funny books because he wanted his character to be different and make different faces. I saw a funny book in his room and it looked like the same character he was playing. It was about a duck.

I know what I look like. I'm not a babe who's automatically going to be the leading-lady type. I think I would always be cast as the friend. I probably tend to look crap more often than I look good. I like messing around and pulling funny faces and doing funny walks.

I enjoy hard golf courses.

I play golf but very badly.

That was a great game of golf, fellers.

I wish to emphasize that there are no secrets to golf.

Golf is my passion, and so is great barbecue.

Golf course design is exciting.

I really have fun playing golf.

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

I don't play golf, and I'm not into horse racing.

The earth is God?s golf ball.

When I'm not paralytic, I like to play golf.

You can't lose an old golf ball.

Golf is a game of precision, not strength.

Golf is meaningless, but it means so much.

I did a lot of serious plays, and I did the Oxford Review as well, which is supposed to be funny, but I'm not sure how funny we were when we did it. Then, when I finished my course, it was only then that I decided to go to drama school and try and do acting because I was enjoying it so much and so on.

Some of the funniest things are just situations in life that are funny. The way people interact. People describing their first kiss with someone, to me, is really funny. When someone goes into detail about each moment of that, I really find that enjoyable to listen to.

I think the most important thing journalism taught me is to mine for details. The details are key. You can't try to be funny or strange or poignant; you have to let the details be funny or strange or poignant for you.

All I want to do is do my shows and play golf.

I can't even pretend to play golf.

Golf is a puzzle without an answer.

I think there have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers. When the audience sees a woman, they innately know she's worked twice as hard to get there, she's had to prove that she can be the leader, first, and then be funny on top of it. She has to emit a confidence that she's in control.

I like the golf and the snooker, too.

The beauty of golf, you're in charge out here.

It's cool now to play golf.

If I could explain golf, I'd be a genius.

Few learn golf in a lifetime.

If you play golf, you are my friend.

No funny stuff in here tonight, you understand?” Dash said, “I assure you I could not contemplate any of your so-called funny stuff seeing as how I have no idea why I’m even here.” Mark scoffed. “You bookish little pervert.” “Thank you, sir!” Dash said brightly.

Golf was never a religion to me.

Family comes first, and golf is second.

I've played golf with three U.S presidents.