Top 1200 Funny Golf Quotes & Sayings - Page 8

I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.

In reality, as a comedian, you're successful because you're funny, and you should be able to be funny about anything.

I've been too funny in my life to have to play a character who's... moderately funny.

The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny.

People are getting careers from YouTube and uploading videos. And they're totally different - you can't necessarily be funny on a video, and then all of a sudden you're live in a theater. You don't have the tools yet. It's a lot more involved to go from being funny on a little iPhone screen to being live in front of people and being funny.

I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else.

Comedy is not commercial; it is risky, because what is funny in one place isn't always funny somewhere else.

If there's an audience, I think they're going to expect me to be funny. But what if I'm not funny? What if I fail?

There are few lonelier sights than a good comedian being funny in a movie that doesn't know what funny is.

People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case.

Having a great golf swing helps under pressure, but golf is a game about scoring. It's like an artist who can get a two-inch brush at Wal-Mart for 20 cents or a fine camel-hair brush from an art store for 20 dollars. The brush doesn't matter - how the finished painting looks is what matters.

I used to stutter really badly. Everybody thinks it's funny. And it's not funny. It's not.

Funny is funny, and it can come in 8 billion different shades and flavors, so I think it's silly to kind of limit it.

Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!

I grew up with an extremely funny dad, and my mom is super funny.

Optimism isn't funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. It's exaggeration.

I don't make fun of my characters. I just like to laugh and I think people are funny and the world is funny.

I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny.

The decision as to what's funny and what is not funny shall rest solely with Mr. Freberg.

If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny.

At home in my room, I'm funny, but if I'm commissioned to be that, I don't feel very funny.

I do not think that obsession is funny or that not being able to stop one's intensity is funny.

What's funny isn't really me. What I do is point out what I find funny in others.

I like to be friends with funny guys, but I don't want to date a funny guy.

I'm a prankster, so some of the - you know, I like a good joke. I think when it's funny, it's funny.

I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.

There are no funny lawyers - only funny people who made a career mistake.

There's a difference between delivering real funny and just silly funny.

The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn't so funny.

It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.

I'm not a broad comedy guy. I've been funny in movies, but I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who's sometimes funny.

Adam Sandler is a really funny guy in real life. Separate from all of the movies, that is a funny man.

I was always good at being observationally funny - like, contributing something funny to the conversation.

One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny.

I mean, it's funny, I'm not going to lie. It's funny saying it. We're the Pelicans.

There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.

The great thing about starting golf in your forties is that you can start golf in your forties. You can start other things in your forties but generally your wife makes you stop them, as Bill Clinton found out.

Be Funny. Be naturally funny. If you're not, get out of the business. Be compassionate.

To the U.S. and the world, I'm just known as some funny song and some funny music, some funny video guy. But in Korea I'm doing one of the biggest concerts; it's not a dance music concert. I'm playing with the band, so I change my every song to a rock song.

There's nothing less funny than trying to force funny.

What's funny is funny. It doesn't matter what expense it's at. There are people who don't like that and I understand.

My funny speech wasn't funny. That's not the first time a politician has done that.

Being me is funny. I've made this weird character, and I think it's really funny.

You can give a guy a funny line, but you can't make him say it funny.

I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny.

I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part!

My name is Steven Crowder, and I happen to find blatant gayness funny. I mean really funny.

I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

I have come to understand and appreciate writers much more recently since I started working on a book last fall. Before that, I thought golf writers got up every morning, played a round of golf, had lunch, showed up for our last three holes and then went to dinner.

We just keep trying to beat every show with the funny stick until it's funny

If you try to deliver a funny line in a funny way, it comes out as wacky and you ruin the scene.

There's nothing worse than trying to be funny and not being funny.

It doesn't matter how many times the audience has heard it before. If it's funny, it's funny.

When I say something funny in a newspaper and I meant it to be funny, it doesn't read that way.

In America, funny women are allowed to be glamorous and funny, but over here, you're not.

I always knew I wanted to play golf and go to college. I try hard to be a positive role model, especially on the golf course. I try to carry myself well, and don't do anything outrageous. I try to play the game like a gentleman and give everyone respect. That's how the game should be played.

It's not funny when you actually get shot, but afterwards, yeah, it's funny.