Top 1200 Funny Golfing Quotes & Sayings - Page 16

As a kid, I had to be funny.

It's funny to be a critic.

I don't think I'm that funny.

He knew why he wanted to kiss her. Because she was beautiful. And before that, because she was kind. And before that, because she was smart and funny. Because she was exactly the right kind of smart and funny. Because he could imagine taking a long trip with her without ever getting bored. Because whenever he saw something new and interesting, or new and ridiculous, he always wondered what she'd have to say about it--how many stars she'd give it and why.

My gift is to be funny.

Funny is an attitude.

She's as funny as a toothache

It is funny what a year can do.

When the situation is serious, don't be funny; and when the situation is funny, don't be serious!

Megan Fox is so funny.

I'm not going to be remotely funny.

When you're old you have to be funny.

I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown.

If it gets laughs, it’s funny.

I just walk funny.

I'm not very funny!

I have so much respect for what's funny.

If it gets laughs, it's funny.

I never thought I was funny.

Children are funny.

Gene Wilder is so funny.

You know, funny can be universal.

Kids are funny.

The British are so funny.

If you can't be funny, be interesting.

I'm not a funny person.

I have the curse of thinking funny!

My job is to be funny.

I was born to be funny.

I was not funny growing up.

Funny is when you're serious.

I don't mean to be funny.

Comedy is rarely funny.

Canadians can be funny.

I don't think I'm funny.

I try to be funny and not ignorant.

I'd like to think I'm funny.

Life is funny and weird.

I'm good at being funny.

I don't consider myself funny.

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

I thought I was funny as a kid.

One thing the blues ain't, is funny.

If it's funny, I'll do anything.

Violence is not funny.

Obama isn't funny.

I think the role of comedy in your life should supersede anything and everything negative. Just by virtue of the fact that you have to be funny, you can't afford to focus on the negative. As a comedian, your challenge is to turn negative stuff into positive energy. You should be able to hear anything that sounds bad, that people normally wouldn't laugh at, and make it feel funny to you. No one should be able to deter you, once you have your mind set on comedy. Your survival as a comedian should be as natural as breathing. I need to breathe and I consider my career my air.

My grandchildren are fabulous and funny.

I don't just try to be funny.

I have a funny name.

I was shot from the funny gun.

You can't be funny if you don't have good material.

Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore.

When I'm funny is when I'm angriest.

They'll say, That's funny, but you can't do that on TV.

It’s funny—when people call you “shy,” they usually smile. Like it’s cute, some funny little habit you’ll grow out of when you’re older, like the gaps in your grin when your baby teeth fall out. If they knew how it felt—really being shy, not just unsure at first—they wouldn’t smile. Not if they knew how the feeling knots up your stomach or makes your palms sweat or robs you of the ability to say anything that makes sense. It’s not cute at all.

I know I'm funny.

I like funny girls.

If it's dirty, it's not funny, but if it's funny, it's not dirty.

There isn't a lot I can do on this planet, but I can be funny.