Top 1200 Funny Graduation Quotes & Sayings - Page 20

My girlfriend doesn't think I'm funny at all.

My dad's a funny guy.

I'm really funny now.

You can't be funny if you don't have good material.

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

Life is funny and weird.

My grandchildren are fabulous and funny.

I have a lot of personality and I'm funny.

When the situation is serious, don't be funny; and when the situation is funny, don't be serious!

I'm good at being funny.

I have the curse of thinking funny!

I never thought I was funny.

I don't just try to be funny.

When in doubt, make funny faces.

Hollywood's just not funny.

It's good to be funny when you are a comedian.

I'm naturally not funny, but I'm not boring.

I'm not going to be remotely funny.

The world is meaningless and therefore it's funny.

I was shot from the funny gun.

I have so much respect for what's funny.

I've always been told I was funny.

You need to be silly to be funny.

There isn't a lot I can do on this planet, but I can be funny.

I'm unique. I'm myself. I'm funny.

I just walk funny.

Everybody's funny-looking.

Tennis is a funny sport.

They'll say, That's funny, but you can't do that on TV.

You know what's funny to me? Attitude.

You can't be funny unless you're tragic, and you can't be tragic unless you're funny.

Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it.

Football's a funny game.

When I'm not thrilled, I get funny.

I was not funny growing up.

Sex is funny and love is serious.

I'm not funny. What I am is brave.

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

Gene Wilder is so funny.

If you can't be smart or funny, be brief.

I'm so unprofessional on set it's not even funny.

In real life, comedians aren't funny.

I have a funny process : it’s called procrastination.

Posturing is funny to me.

If it gets laughs, it's funny.

Megan Fox is so funny.

I love funny women.

I try to be funny and not ignorant.

I like funny girls.

Comedy is rarely funny.

Like many people, I consider myself an incurable romantic, and there is a part of me that will always believe in walking off into the sunset to live happily ever after. When I was younger, like many children, I assumed I would get married, live in a nice house, and have a couple of kids. I also assumed this very traditional achievement would bring me endless happiness and romance. So much so, that during my college years I considered girls engaged by graduation to be the epitome of success. Perhaps needless to say, I was not one of those girls.

You're not funny and nobody likes you!

You know, funny can be universal.

She's as funny as a toothache

I don't really need to be dirty to be funny.

I'm just not very funny.

I thought I was funny as a kid.

Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.

I'm pretty funny on my own.

One thing you can't pretend to be is funny.