Top 1200 Funny Guy Quotes & Sayings - Page 15

As far as rap, I was more of a Mobb Deep guy rather than a Tribe guy.

I'm talking about people who claim to love people. I'm talking about people who claim to love and represent the little guy. They're the people that tell us that if not for them, the little guy would be trampled on daily. Well, if they really cared about the little guy, if they really cared about the little guy, and want the little guy to have an improved life, more contentment, more happiness, then the United States is what you would emulate. You certainly wouldn't tear it down.

If you a real true guy you don't talk about a guy after he is deceased.

Nobody wakes up in the morning thinking, 'I'm a bad guy.' They think they're the right guy.

I'm the guy with a lot of energy and the guy who likes to run the floor all the time.

That's sort of what I like about this character is that he's not the good guy, he's not truly the bad guy.

I think for a guy like me, low-profile guy, it's better being in Milwaukee.

I'm a nerd. I'm a little guy... the last guy you'd expect in a romantic movie.

The best training partner isn't the guy who is the strongest; it's the guy who motivates you and helps you to get better.

I'm a 6'4' guy who can run every route. I can get in and out of breaks like a 5'10' guy.

I've never seen any character I've ever played as a bad guy or a good guy.

[Donald] Trump is a big visionary guy, not a detail guy, obviously.

It’s not great when your husband thinks the only guy who can talk to you, is some other guy.

On 'The Simpsons,' I will say that we definitely like to comment on what's going on in the world, and we try to be funny. If we can figure out a way of being funny about it, then we've gone part of the way of accomplishing our task.

I didn't even think about good guy, bad guy when I started. I was that unfamiliar with the business.

I didn't want to be that guy they always talked about being a bad guy.

We have a lot more unlikely heroes now. It’s not just the guy with guns—it’s the guy with brains.

I always try to get behind the guy steering the ship. That's the kind of guy I am.

Something funny certainly happens when palladium and platinum come into contact with hydrogen gas; it's one of the great mysteries still waiting to be solved on the periodic table. But it's quite a leap from 'something funny' to cold fusion.

Outside the ring, I'm not a mean guy. I'm a likeable guy. I'm reachable, to my people.

When I was a kid, the guy who was Intercontinental champion was the guy who was next in line for the World Heavyweight championship.

One of the things I noticed about the world was - it's funny, in the movie business, you meet a kind of guy who has a lot of money, whether they came by it as an actor or film-studio owner, and you realize these people aren't any smarter than you might be, or any more decent than you might be. It's just this weird fate of the world that it broke one way for someone.

I don't want to just be the guy to dump the ball off to or the guy who can do the checkdowns.

We always say when a guy is down, the next guy has to step up.

I wrote a song with a guy named Brian McKnight, who's a huge R&B guy.

I don't want to fight no up-and-coming guy, no guy that's 15-0 but hasn't faced anybody yet.

Most people can differentiate between the guy you see on TV and the real-life guy.

He was a silly guy. Out - do the other guy. That was his effort at all times.

There are injuries nobody's even around the guy, and the guy's getting hurt.

In a funny way, acting, to me, is all make-believe, even if the film has unicorns in it or is a normal movie that can be set in real-life time. I'm still imagining that I'm a different character, so it's all, in a funny way, like fantasy.

I'm used to being efficient and a guy that can do more than the average guy can.

I've been around the block a couple of times, and the guy I am now is the guy I like to be.

The idea of jiu-jitsu is to give the little guy a chance to beat the big guy.

The guy who's willing to hustle the most is gonna be the guy that just gets that loose ball.

Who knew that listening to a guy sleep could be so much deeper than sleeping with a guy.

A cultural thing that is funny to me is that every time I go out in D.C. after a show, all the nightclubs and restaurants are owned by Iranians and Afghans. It's funny to me how we lost our countries but we gained the nightlife.

I think when you are a cool guy but also a hot guy, that makes you even more sexy.

You've got to be a special type of guy to strap a camera to your head, especially if you're the first guy to do it.

Anyone can sleep with a guy in 24-48 hours, but you're sending the wrong signal to the guy if you do that.

On 'CSI: NY,' the audience knew I was a really good guy, and I caught the bad guy.

Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right.

I am not the super-submission guy, I am not the one-punch KO guy, so I am not the most feared guy in the world. But I will not quit, I will not break and I will fight you like a dog for every second of every round.

Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something's funny and you're the subject of it, sometimes it's more offensive. If someone's insulting you, you want them to sound like an idiot.

I don't know if you know you're funny, but you enjoy being funny. I know I'm funny because people tell me I am, but when I watch myself, it doesn't make me laugh. Does that make sense? Because I know the jokes, and to me, I feel like I'm pulling the wool over people's eyes. And there are probably people who do not enjoy what I do.

I love playing roles where it's not just the good guy or the bad guy.

I'm a guy that people look at me not only as a guy that hit the ball.

I was always that fringe guy anyway, the guy who played football and then did the musicals.

People always like stories about the little guy fighting the big guy.

I think trying to be hot is the antithesis of trying to be funny. If you're aware of what you look like, or you're trying to... you can't be truly funny.

I am a burger guy, but actually I'm more of a Mexican food guy.

One night I went to this comedy club and paid a hard-earned $5 to get in, and every comic that came up was dry as an old turkey wishbone, as in not even close to being funny. When you're broke and you pay $5 to see somebody, you want them to be funny.

I'm not a bad guy... I'm just good guy that runs over women with his car.

I love a confident guy and a guy that makes me laugh and who is a little hard to get.

How does a guy look at another guy's hairy ass, and find love?

You bet being funny helps accomplish things. I've always maintained that people don't realize how many brain cells it takes to be funny. And politics ought to be fun -- after baseball it's our next favorite national pastime.

Obama is a guy who claims to be unaware that there was a Tea Party, a guy that's detached from the country.

The guy who kills 38 people is not the guy you'd want to have over at Thanksgiving.

Nothing funny about happy people. I don't know, you just look at a situation or a life, and you can kind of pick up the areas of conflict and delve in there, because that's where the most story is. If someone's happily married for 20 years, that's great, but it's not that funny.

I have certain things that I stand for, certain things that I believe in, and if you don't like it and you tell me to go to hell, I think that's your God-given right as a fan. It's one of those deals where I'm that one guy who is outside of that realm of good guy, bad guy. I'm just me, and it elicits a response both positive and negative.

I wanna go watch a story and a fight between a good guy and a bad guy.