Top 1200 Funny Guy Quotes & Sayings - Page 16

That's what's interesting about people. It can be funny, but when [John] Travolta got there and did [comic moments] you're like, "Oh! This is really funny." Or when Karen [Gillan] and Taissa [Farmiga] do something, I'm like, "This came out so much funnier."

I don't know if I'm the husky guy, but I'm the sexy guy who's a good kisser .

My tendency is to be the guy in the back, even though I often end up being the guy in the front.

A guy should be a guy. You don't want him to be too... shiny.

I love showing people that I wasn't that guy, the guy in 'Will & Grace.'

I'm a bad guy. But if I was a good guy, nobody would want to pay to see me fight.

I came upon whatever I'm doing organically. I didn't study anything. I don't have any real aspirations other than to connect with somebody, and to have the conversation be genuine. That's the best that can happen. Even if it only happens for 10 minutes in an episode. But I think what people forget is that you don't have to try to get a comedian to be funny. Comedians are innately funny. That the real challenge of talking to them is to get them talking about real things and then see where they need to be funny. And let them do that on their own volition.

The nice thing about 'Farscape' is that you got to be the good guy and still do the bad guy things.

'One Week' changed my life because I used to be the Million Dollars Guy, and now I'm the Chickity China Guy.

Sharpton is a smart guy. In some ways, he's a good guy. But a moral arbiter? Let's not get carried away.

I tend to develop my rambling anecdotes by actually getting up and performing them. That's the joy/horror of stand up - if you have the germ of an idea that you think might be funny, there is a way of finding out if it's funny very quickly.

I want to be the kind of guy people will look at and say, 'Hey, he'd be a cool guy to have as a friend.'

I'm a blues guy at heart, so silly music isn't generally what I do. I'm a I'll-cry-as-my-guitar-gently-weeps kind of guy.

What is the point of one guy developing a 1.3 engine, and another guy a 1.4? What are you getting for this? And the answer is nothing: a total waste of capital.

I played a really good guy for two years on 'Homeland,' and I was champing at the bit to play a bad guy.

The nice thing about Farscape is that you got to be the good guy and still do the bad guy things.

Sinatra, here's a guy who plays a tough guy in all his movies, but was allowed to be vulnerable when he stepped up to the microphone.

I think I speak for the guy who is just s a regular guy who says yo I don't wanna go to an expensive restaurant.

Sometimes you have to set the angle within the match, but you gotta give a reason for one guy to be loved and one guy to be hated.

In personal terms, Ibra is a great guy. He's a serious guy, who makes fun of you when you least expect it.

Being the new guy, you're gonna dress your best every day. When you're the cool guy, you gonna be like, 'Ah, I'm the cool guy anyway. I don't need to dress like that.'

Screaming at children over their grades, especially to the point of the child's tears, is child abuse, pure and simple. It's not funny and it's not good parenting. It is a crushing, scarring, disastrous experience for the child. It isn't the least bit funny.

I was always more of a film guy than an athlete guy. I had an art scholarship at Western.

Chris Bosh helped a lot... and he was 'The Guy.' When you've got The Guy on your side it makes it easier.

Guy Peellaert was to Europe what Andy Warhol was to America - except Guy had more talent!

The worrying thing is there's so much latent hatred of the guy [Donald Trump] and this guy isn't even president yet.

She blinked. "Hmm? Oh, don't care. What did Anubis look like to you?" "What did... he looked like a guy. So?" "A good-looking guy, or a slobbering dog-headed guy?" "I guess... Not the dog-headed guy." "I knew it!" Sadie pointed at me as if she'd won an argument. "Good-looking. I knew it!" And with a ridiculous grin, she spun around and skipped into the house. My sister, as I may have mentioned, is a little strange.

I'm just drawn to the odd guy, the man who is full of it, the guy who has limited talent but is pretending he's a genius.

They see me as an ordinary guy, like a construction worker or the guy who delivers your piano.

I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family's been...we've been enjoying each other's comedy for years.

There have always been funny women. But in some ways, it takes a while for there to be women who were watching women on television for years and then grow up and think, 'I could do funny stuff.'

No guy - and I mean no guy - should wear a bikini bottom.

Books ain't no good. A guy needs somebody - to be near him. A guy goes nuts if he ain't got nobody.

It's fun for me playing bad guy or good guy.

In order to have your best good guy, you have to be that bad guy.

I want to be perceived as a guy who played his best in all facets, not just scoring. A guy who loved challenges.

I read one of the funniest books last week by Don DeLillo. He wrote this book, 'Amazons' many years ago, under the pseudonym Cleo Birdwell. The book is very funny but I also think it's funny that he denies any involvement with it.

I wake up every day and look at my own ugly mug in the mirror and don't think twice about it. The fact that other people might want to look at me still feels funny. It's flattering, but funny.

You cannot build a little guy up by tearing a big guy down. Abraham Lincoln said it...

I don't think the American people had a clear picture of either Nixon or me. I think they thought that Nixon was a strong, decisive, tough-minded guy and that I was an idealist and antiwar guy who might not attach enough significance to the security of the country. The truth is, I was the guy with the war record, and my opposition to Vietnam was because I was interested in the nation's well-being.

The saddest day in Pixar history was when some guy said 'get Larry the Cable Guy on the phone.

Ben Stiller isn't funny - honest. Ben Stiller is very funny, and smart, and cute, too, in a neurotic, New York kind of way.

I think people underestimate because I'm the rap guy, I'm a crazy guy, screaming all the time. But that doesn't mean that I'm not intelligent.

Big guy and little guy, it should make no difference. The rule of law demands neutrality.

The guy that can be the trimmest for four laps and keep a good average speed is the guy that's going to be on the pole.

In general, we are lazy as consumers and just want to label people as good guy, bad guy.

There's a confusion of what I do. Are you the rock guy? Are you the family guy? Who are you? I'm the people's entertainer.

I don't care what a guy can't do. Tell me what a guy can do and let's make the best of that. If we can do that, all the perceived things he can't do seem to go away.

I like working as a bad guy, and I don't plan on changing the way that I work if they want me to be a good guy.

When you see a white guy at three in the morning on your beat in an alley, you kind of - "What's this guy doing here?"

It's always an emotional blow when you lose any guy, let alone a guy like Le'Veon Bell.

I didn't think the real Neal Schon would call a guy like me. I'm just a guy from the Philippines.

I'm the guy that no one knows, but everyone's like, "You're that guy in that film thing."

I'm not a real religious guy. I'm a spiritual guy and my religion is love.

I love a confident guy and a guy that makes me laugh and who is a little hard to get. Don't be too easy.

You see a guy with one leg, he's got a story. "Land mine '69." You see a guy with one arm, he's got a story, too. "Snow blower, bottle of whiskey." You see a guy with one tooth, what would the story be? "Well, uh, I like a lot of taffy."

I'm cool with being the sad guy, but I don't want to be the guy who nobody wants around because he's so miserable.

People tend to read books about a guy who goes back in time or a guy who is living under a pier.

I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.

Everyone has an opinion, and the guy screaming for censorship may be the next guy to have his ideas cut off.