Top 1200 Funny Life Quotes & Sayings - Page 4

To the U.S. and the world, I'm just known as some funny song and some funny music, some funny video guy. But in Korea I'm doing one of the biggest concerts; it's not a dance music concert. I'm playing with the band, so I change my every song to a rock song.

One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny.

When I say something funny in a newspaper and I meant it to be funny, it doesn't read that way.

We just keep trying to beat every show with the funny stick until it's funny

I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.

It doesn't matter how many times the audience has heard it before. If it's funny, it's funny.

If you try to deliver a funny line in a funny way, it comes out as wacky and you ruin the scene.

I used to stutter really badly. Everybody thinks it's funny. And it's not funny. It's not.

I mean, it's funny, I'm not going to lie. It's funny saying it. We're the Pelicans.

There are few lonelier sights than a good comedian being funny in a movie that doesn't know what funny is.

It's funny how much the lie of a life after life works with people. Even people who are non-believers seem to think that their soul is going to survive.

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.

My name is Steven Crowder, and I happen to find blatant gayness funny. I mean really funny.

My funny speech wasn't funny. That's not the first time a politician has done that.

It's not always easy to go from funny on the page to funny on the screen.

I want to have not only the good side of life but the bad side of life. And the both combined is just my music. It's funny at the same time as it's sad.

Funny is funny, and it can come in 8 billion different shades and flavors, so I think it's silly to kind of limit it.

I don't make fun of my characters. I just like to laugh and I think people are funny and the world is funny.

There's nothing less funny than trying to force funny.

I do not think that obsession is funny or that not being able to stop one's intensity is funny.

I was always good at being observationally funny - like, contributing something funny to the conversation.

I'll just talk and talk for an hour, an hour and half, until funny things come out of my mouth - often things that I don't think will be funny, often things that I just thought were sentences, turn out to be funny, because they're the sentences of an idiot. There's level of self-awareness that develops, and I write down things that were funny, usually when I'm on stage, and that becomes the show.

There are no funny lawyers - only funny people who made a career mistake.

There's a difference between delivering real funny and just silly funny.

It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.

I wanna be funny, but if I have a chance to make a point while being funny - why not?

There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.

What's funny isn't really me. What I do is point out what I find funny in others.

I grew up with an extremely funny dad, and my mom is super funny.

It's not funny when you actually get shot, but afterwards, yeah, it's funny.

People are getting careers from YouTube and uploading videos. And they're totally different - you can't necessarily be funny on a video, and then all of a sudden you're live in a theater. You don't have the tools yet. It's a lot more involved to go from being funny on a little iPhone screen to being live in front of people and being funny.

If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny.

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!

Comedy is not commercial; it is risky, because what is funny in one place isn't always funny somewhere else.

I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.

Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.

I maintain that no movie can be funny enough. I mean even the most serious, even the most intense movie and I know enough about life to know in those dark moments inevitably someone will say something funny and I will be part of the whole experience.

Life has played some funny tricks on me and taken me on a wild ride. How did I ever get into this wonderful mess that is my life?

In America, funny women are allowed to be glamorous and funny, but over here, you're not.

It's a funny thing, life... as much as you don't want the sun to come up, it comes up the next day. Life continues on and you have to make a choice in how you handle it.

Be Funny. Be naturally funny. If you're not, get out of the business. Be compassionate.

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

At home in my room, I'm funny, but if I'm commissioned to be that, I don't feel very funny.

The decision as to what's funny and what is not funny shall rest solely with Mr. Freberg.

You can give a guy a funny line, but you can't make him say it funny.

I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny.

In reality, as a comedian, you're successful because you're funny, and you should be able to be funny about anything.

People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case.

I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.

I like to be friends with funny guys, but I don't want to date a funny guy.

What's funny is funny. It doesn't matter what expense it's at. There are people who don't like that and I understand.

Optimism isn't funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. It's exaggeration.

The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny.

I'm not a broad comedy guy. I've been funny in movies, but I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who's sometimes funny.

I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny.

I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else.

If there's an audience, I think they're going to expect me to be funny. But what if I'm not funny? What if I fail?

There's nothing worse than trying to be funny and not being funny.

I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part!

The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn't so funny.