Top 1200 Funny Life Quotes & Sayings - Page 5

He's never portrayed as being funny. He was a very funny, happy, lively person. Fun to be around and exciting. He was my hero.

I remember Tucker Toomey was named so because "T's are funny!" And if Garry Marshall says it's funny, by god, it must be so.

You become funny for a reason. I became an actor because that's who I was, nothing else - it was the only thing I was good at. You become a clown and you make people laugh because a) it protects you from everything, and b) it's this validating force in your life. And when you're 12 and 13 years old, you need validation and you're lost and you're kind of floating and you suffer from a severe learning disability and you're overweight and you have glasses... you become funny for a reason.

Audience laughter, when it's deserved, acts as a sort of fairy dust that makes funny moments not just funny, but joyous.

I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up.

I'm not very funny at all in real life.

Whether you're old or young or white or black or however, funny is funny, and people want to see those videos.

I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. And when you're very, very happy, you're not very funny. You're just happy. I'd rather be damaged and funny.

I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny.

It's one thing to be funny in a tweet. It is another to be funny for an hour.

I wasnt particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.

I don't come from Lake Wobegon, and that world is not mine. It's not that funny to me. It's funny to other people, and I'm not judging it, but the world that I come from is not considered funny by other people as well. There's so much pain in it.

You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't.

Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day.

I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny

I never think I want to try to be funny. And humor, if there is anything funny, should come from a real place.

If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.

When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown.

I don't really hashtag things. Unless I'm talking to somebody and I'm being funny and I say something mean but then I'm like, Hashtag...something that's funny. I like to only hashtag funny things, not real stuff.

Peyton Manning is funny, hence the 'Saturday Night Live'; you see him in his commercials. He's funny.

When people are funny, I like to let them know that they're funny. There's so much negativity, it's cool to get some positivity out there.

I love to play it. I think it's funny. It's always been funny to me. Somebody who's large and in charge but totally wrong-headed.

I swear, sometimes I am convinced my life is just a series of sketches for America's Funniest Home Videos, minus all that pants-dropping business. Except my life really isn't all that funny if you think about it.

In real life, comedians aren't funny.

It's funny to be pigeonholed so late in life but there we are.

I'm actually funny in real life.

I think there's something in the fact that it's hard to be good looking and funny. You have to have an oddball quality; people have to sympathise with you to find you funny.

A funny person is funny only for so long, but a wit can sit down and go on being spellbinding forever.

Optimism isnt funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. Its exaggeration.

Especially with comedy, you take massive risks because ultimately you're trying to be funny. If you're not funny, then it's really embarrassing and you look stupid.

I don't want to be a facilitator for other funny people. It doesn't seem smart for me to be in a comedy and not be funny. My spirit can't take it.

When I'm with other people who inspire my silliness or sense of humor, I'm funny. When I sit down to write, it's hard not to be funny.

Trying to be funny is arguably the least funny thing you can do.

There are things that I won't joke about, but it's not because I don't think they're funny or they can't be made funny. It's just that they don't fit my particular skill set.

[In comedy] you never want to leave the actors hanging out to dry. So you need to come up with funny individual stories for each character, and then you do this sort of comedy geometry, weaving them together. Once you've got a funny structure and you know why the scenes are funny, then you get super funny people to say your own lines, say their own lines, say things in their own way, and every scene is a live rewrite in front of the camera.

Life is funny, and that's why I celebrate it in my shows.

In order for comedy to be funny you have to play the truth of the moment. But if you're not being completely truthful to the basis of the character, its not going to be funny.

Making modern games funny would be easy as pie if it was anybody's goal to actually make a funny game.

I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.

I never analyze stuff with comedy because it's boring. It makes you stop being funny. Just be who you are and do what you do, and you're either funny or you're not.

My whole life is a funny moment, man.

It's harder when people are playing along, because it's just not as funny. They're trying to be funny, and it sort of cancels out the whole joke.

There are a lot of funny things that happen in one's life.

Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.

Life is funny, baby, and that's no joke

Life is funny. If you don't laugh, you're in trouble.

I can only think of a handful of artists that can make a funny painting or a funny sculpture without it feeling coined in someway.

Music can be witty, but it's not funny unless it's conceptually funny.

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?

I opened the door. He looked down at my shirt and smiled. "Funny," he said. "Don't call my boobs funny," I answered.

When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown

Writing is such lonely work that I try to keep myself cheered up. If something strikes me as funny in the act of writing, I throw it in just to amuse myself. If I think it's funny I assume a few other people will find it funny, and that seems to me to be a good day's work.

I love 'Saturday Night Live,' and it's such a funny show. I don't know if I'm funny enough to be on it but definitely would be interested in doing it.

There's some moments in your life where you're just like, 'I need something just funny.' That's the noble thing you can do. Make someone forget about their life for 22 minutes.

It's funny what funny is, because everyone's style is so different.

Funny how life messed with you.

I wasn't particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.

I was always funny, but I didn't know being funny was a gift.

My job changes very little because I've found that the more you try to be funny, the less funny you become.

Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.