Top 1200 Funny Life Quotes & Sayings - Page 7

Some people are brilliant at being comedy actors and if you're a comedian I think there's a perception that, if you're acting at something that's meant to be funny, it will be funny all the way though and you'll be dropping in gags.

Life under the Soviet system was often funny, absurd really, especially for children.

Three high schools. I was funny. I thought I was being funny. I just had an opinion about everything that was said in school, so that got me thrown out.

I think I was born with a natural way of looking at something and trying to find the ways in which it was odd or funny, Even in the sad or angry stuff, I was, 'Well, but where is the funny part of this?'

I do good things in my life, too. It's just that none of them are funny.

I wouldn't mind the early autumn if you came home today I'd tell you how much I miss you and know I'd be okay. It's funny how we never know exactly how our life will go It's funny how a dream can fade with the break of day. Time can't erase the memory and time can't bring you home Last Summer was a part of me and now a part is gone. —Margaret

I love anybody funny. I think my ten-year-old sister is really funny. She makes me laugh way more than most people do.

I turned down 'Some Like It Hot.' See how smart I am? I felt I couldn't bring anything funny to it. The outfit was funny. I don't need to compete with the wardrobe.

I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'.

In person, RuPaul is warm, funny, personable - someone who thoroughly enjoys life.

The inspiration for my Vines comes from thinking about funny and relatable experiences from my daily life.

My wife is funny. And I dabble in it. So being funny is big around our house. But what's surprised me is my daughter can do an English accent. I don't know how she learned this.

Life has a funny way of letting things fall into place when you least expect it.

It's funny, but you get to a time in your life when you think you have all the friends you will ever have.

I reach for funny books all the time to help me get through life.

I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me.

I just find little things in life funny, it's why I giggle during my shows.

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.

What's funny is that you can think you really value your life until you almost lose it.

This satire business, that was one of the worst things that ever happened to me. I was certified funny. From then on, I had to be funny - people expected it. Twice the work for the same pay.

I'm the ultimate studier of comedy. I grew up in a very funny household. My dad is the king of one-liners; my brothers are great at telling stories, and my mom is funny without knowing it.

Funny is funny. I dare anyone to look at Tim Conway and Harvey Korman doing the dentist sketch, which is more than 40 years old, and not scream with laughter.

Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny about the immigrant Irish. When you're different in a society, you're funny.

One of the things that is always difficult about a collaboration is that you don't necessarily find the same thing funny. And so the challenge becomes, how do you tell the other person that you don't think something's funny? The best collaborations tend to be when you are willing to be told that. But there's also ego involved, and so there's a lot of frustration in knowing that you're writing something, and the other person, on some level, needs to think that it's funny.

I think everyone is born funny. Sadly, some lives beat it out of them. I don't know what allows someone to keep being funny and actually make a career of it.

I remember trying to be funny, and both of my parents were terribly funny. My father was also very dignified, but my mother was an absolute ding-a-ling, a ripper.

If you're hired to be a funny person, you have to trust your judgment but also be open because sometimes you think something's funny, and the next day you read it and go, 'Oh, my God.'

To do something funny, you have to have experienced it in real life and digested it in a way that amuses you.

I feel like every day of my life is a funny wardrobe malfunction!

I think the kick to doing comedy is just to get in a film with really funny people and let them do their jobs. I find that in most comedies, I'm not the funny one, which works out great.

My life had made me funny, and cancer wasn't going to change that.

It's funny when I read the tabloids and they're reporting on only a fraction of the life I'm leading.

It's been a funny life for me. Sometimes I feel I haven't done a lot of living.

Once you grow up in a routine life, you start looking for funny moments from daily life. I don't know where did I get my sense of humor from but I used to joke on even small things, slowly things fall in place.

I am not funny in real life, but it's my work to make people laugh.

My Less Than Secret Life' by Jonathan Ames was a revelation, as shocking as it is funny.

I've told so many stories to so many friends of mine. I have friends in Pittsburgh, in West Virginia, and in Indy. That's three different demographics of people, and they all laughed, so I assumed that if I find something funny and all my friends find something funny, I hope people everywhere will find it funny.

It’s funny how you can live somewhere your whole life, but not really see it.

Life has a funny way of helping you out when you think that everything's gone wrong.

Being funny in life is a lot more like judo. It's using the energy.

Doing funny roles is something I enjoy as I am like that in my personal life.

I think a lot of humor is about distracting yourself. Pretend you're not trying to make it funny. Because for some reason the effort to be funny smells like sulphur in our culture.

The friends in my real life do tend to be smart and funny and creative. I am lucky!

I'd say Jon Stewart has remained funny the entire time. Jon always makes it funny first. And he's just, he's talking about serious things, but in a funny way. Other comedians will talk about serious things in a serious way, and then you don't know what's going on.

Paradise was always over there, a day’s sail away. But it’s a funny thing, escapism. You can go far and wide and you can keep moving on and on through places and years, but you never escape your own life. I, finally, knew where my life belonged. Home.

George Lopez is always on the verge of hilarity. If he could ever think of something funny to say, if he had a funny thought in his mind, he's ready to go.

If you go by other people's opinions or predictions, you'll just end up talking yourself out of something. If you're running down the track of life thinking that it's impossible to break life's records, those thoughts have a funny way of sinking into your feet.

People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life.

I would like to be constantly thinking about life, trying to make it funny.

I am blessed with a funny gene that makes me enjoy life.

You can't throw away years of your life because it makes a funny anecdote.

That just sounds so funny, A-list. Really, I'm a mom, and that's how I'm going to be all my life.

I've always tried to come up with funny dancing since I was young, to attract girls' attention for one thing. It's got to be funny. I can't pull it off with serious dances. That's not me.

I don't think of myself as being funny. But life takes strange turns.

It's funny how life works. You end up sometimes back where you started.

No, no, I was only funny on stage, really. I think I was funny as a person toward my classmates when I was very young. You know, when I was a child, up to about the age of 12.

The truth of it is that people are not going to want to go to improvisational theater if it's not funny. You can succeed in doing all the things you're supposed to do - be truthful to scene - and if it's not funny, I'm telling you that no one's gonna care.

One of the funny things in life to me is a guy who takes himself very seriously.

It's funny how you never know who you're going to share your life with.

Seeing the funny side of life is useful, and I've always had a sense of humour.