Top 1200 Funny Life Quotes & Sayings - Page 9

Funny, how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly does.

I just draw what I think is funny, and I hope other people think it is funny, too.

I want to give kids that fall-off-the-bed-laughing feeling. Either that, or the sixth-grade feeling that life is hard - sometimes unbearably hard - and it is ultimately about death. But in the meantime, life can be really funny, too.

When somebody is doing something really funny, in real life and as a performer, my instinct is to join them.

Everybody in my family's funny. Being funny was highly encouraged in our family, I think.

You know what? At the end of the day, funny is funny. I hope to see the end of all the female cliches that are written in a lot of comedies that are named chick flicks.

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

What's so great about working with really funny women is that vanity comes second. Whatever makes it real and funny, they're going to go for, and it's just great.

I think my sense of humor is really dark and super twisted and stuff like that. It's like, "Is this a funny joke for real? Or am I just rich?" See? That was funny.

It's quite frightening; the business of trying to be funny is very hairy. In comedy, the potential for humiliation is huge. Trying to be funny and failing is about the most embarrassing thing you can do.

Everyone's sex life is funny except your own. Every person's is, and yours never is.

You're not always right. You're often wrong. But at least you're looking at it as objectively as you can with as much experience as you can in the moment and saying, "Yeah, I think it's funny" or "No, I don't think it's funny yet."

I'm really not that funny in real life. But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.

I like to make jokes; I consider myself a funny person. I just think making jokes about people who are in a situation beyond their control is not funny to them or their families.

I don't think I've ever written a poem whose intention was just to be funny. I've written poems that start out funny and often shift into something more serious.

It's not like every male comic you meet is funny. Like, a lot of them are not funny.

Funny how someone can come into your life for such a brief time but leave such a lasting impression.

When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny.

There are just so many funny kids and teenagers. They're just not aware of how funny they are.

As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didn't know that funny women existed. It wasn't until I got back to England that I realised women could be funny.

It's funny how the night that changes your life forever starts out like all the others.

I look for the meaning in what's funny, and I look for what's funny about things that are meaningful to me.

I thought comedians were the funny guy in the common room, not understanding that the flaws in my personality were actually the funny things about me.

You think you're funny! You think you're funny Cena, huh? The only pose you're going to be doing tonight is lying on your back with me on top!

Anyone who thinks it’s funny to name their network "Tom’sHugeEtc" is going to think it’s funny that one of his neighbors is also named Tom and is embarrassed by it.

Funny is funny. And if it's good, it travels.

I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.

My job is to take what I think is funny and to make other people think it's funny, too.

People are like, 'How did you get so funny?' And I'm like, 'Wait, am I funny?'

I like seeing what the comedian thinks is funny, not just what they think I'll think is funny.

I like being a funny lady. I think theres nothing sexier than a funny lady.

There is definitely a pressure for funny people to be funny. People want them to perform all the time.

You can't make Christ funny. He's self-aware, he's too flexible within the situation. It's rigidity, it's when the ego takes over and the behavior becomes inappropriate that it becomes funny.

I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.

My voice is distinctive: there's a rhythm to it, and also, it's funny. I was just blessed with a funny-sounding voice.

I was always the funny guy. Everyone wants to hang out with the funny guy.

I don't consider myself, you know, in real life one of those funny guys. My comedy comes through my work.

I write about wounds, the eternal treasons of life. It's not very funny, but it's sincere. My commitment is to sincerity.

Being a parent is a life sentence. From the day that kid is born until the day you die and then some. Mom, there is nothing to forgive. You gave me life. And, hey, you're not crazy anymore. Everybody thinks I am. Real funny, mom.

It's funny: 'Next Thing' was written in a time of my life when I was actually really naive and thought that I was wise.

It's funny to watch sometimes. You're walking through a crowd of people or whether you're just out there for driver intros, the amount of reaction you get and the people you're affecting is pretty funny.

Some people expect me to be funny all the time, and I'm not necessarily funny all the time.

I've grown up around some incredibly funny people, which has been a blessing and curse because now I've been completely spoiled in terms of what I find funny.

I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub; Nina Conti's the funniest with a monkey.

I like talking about subjects that aren't funny in the first place and making them funny. So anything down and depressing is something I'll talk about.

I'm a pretty funny guy, and I would love to do a comedy with a bunch of funny guys - movie-star guys, where they could help me through it.

I get tired of comedies where there are a bunch of funny guys and a beautiful woman who doesn't do anything funny. And I don't like books where there's a rough-and-tumble boy and a really clever, snotty girl. That's just not my experience with teenagers.

What I find funny are peoples' blind spots. That's the funniest thing about anybody - when they just don't realize who they are. What's funny about seeing a hippo do ballet is it thinks it's a swan.

I've never been funny. I don't think I'm funny. People say I'm funny. I go, 'No. No. I'm not.' But again, knowing what it means to film on a TV show and on film, you have to repeat, repeat, repeat. You have to do the same thing a number of times if you're filming a sequence. And to carry that energy in a comedic mode, would be a challenge that I really would frightfully scared, but I'd have to buck up and pull up my bootstraps and say, 'I can do this. Let's figure it out.'

Yes, the fans are going to get their money's worth. It's like...and everything on there is funny. It's not like random crap they put in a movie. I think it's all very funny, so.

I never felt any pressure to be funny. A lot of the funny stuff I did was more off-the-cuff. I might be bored with an hour-and-a-half until afternoon training and itd be a chance to mess about.

First of all, I find everything funny, which is upsetting to my children sometimes, and to people in my life, in general.

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.

I guess funny people are attracted to funny people, and then you get comedy marriages.

Even 'The Inevitability of Death' is kind of a funny song more than anything. I mean, I thought it would be funny imagining radio deejays cueing it up and announcing it as people are driving off to work.

If it bends, it's funny; if it breaks, it's not funny.

Being funny with a funny voice is more my comfort zone, a broader character that I try to humanize, a kind of silly or wacky persona that I try to fill in.

The really funny comedies to me are always the ones that are played the straightest or given the most emotional content. And when people start making faces and setting things up and commenting and winking at you, I don't find that to be very funny.

When I read a script, I have to see the funny, and if I can see it's funny, it helps me to be able to transmit that.

There weren't any funny people in sports or the Spanish club. All the really creative, witty, funny people that made your belly hurt were in the theater program.