Top 1200 Funny Monday Quotes & Sayings - Page 4

My funny speech wasn't funny. That's not the first time a politician has done that.

To the U.S. and the world, I'm just known as some funny song and some funny music, some funny video guy. But in Korea I'm doing one of the biggest concerts; it's not a dance music concert. I'm playing with the band, so I change my every song to a rock song.

There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.

I don't make fun of my characters. I just like to laugh and I think people are funny and the world is funny.

Comedy is not commercial; it is risky, because what is funny in one place isn't always funny somewhere else.

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.

People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case.

One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny.

There's nothing worse than trying to be funny and not being funny.

I mean, it's funny, I'm not going to lie. It's funny saying it. We're the Pelicans.

Be Funny. Be naturally funny. If you're not, get out of the business. Be compassionate.

If you try to deliver a funny line in a funny way, it comes out as wacky and you ruin the scene.

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

How can we worship a homeless man on Sunday and ignore one on Monday?

I'll just talk and talk for an hour, an hour and half, until funny things come out of my mouth - often things that I don't think will be funny, often things that I just thought were sentences, turn out to be funny, because they're the sentences of an idiot. There's level of self-awareness that develops, and I write down things that were funny, usually when I'm on stage, and that becomes the show.

I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part!

Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.

I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny.

The biggest thrill wasn't in winning on Sunday but in meeting the payroll on Monday.

The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny.

The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn't so funny.

My job changes very little because I've found that the more you try to be funny, the less funny you become.

We just keep trying to beat every show with the funny stick until it's funny

There's a difference between delivering real funny and just silly funny.

People are getting careers from YouTube and uploading videos. And they're totally different - you can't necessarily be funny on a video, and then all of a sudden you're live in a theater. You don't have the tools yet. It's a lot more involved to go from being funny on a little iPhone screen to being live in front of people and being funny.

If there's an audience, I think they're going to expect me to be funny. But what if I'm not funny? What if I fail?

There's nothing less funny than trying to force funny.

In reality, as a comedian, you're successful because you're funny, and you should be able to be funny about anything.

I was always good at being observationally funny - like, contributing something funny to the conversation.

I remember Tucker Toomey was named so because "T's are funny!" And if Garry Marshall says it's funny, by god, it must be so.

If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny.

Funny is funny, and it can come in 8 billion different shades and flavors, so I think it's silly to kind of limit it.

At home in my room, I'm funny, but if I'm commissioned to be that, I don't feel very funny.

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!

My name is Steven Crowder, and I happen to find blatant gayness funny. I mean really funny.

Monday night, there ain't a better time to showcase your talent.

What's funny is funny. It doesn't matter what expense it's at. There are people who don't like that and I understand.

I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.

I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. And when you're very, very happy, you're not very funny. You're just happy. I'd rather be damaged and funny.

It's not always easy to go from funny on the page to funny on the screen.

The Hamptons are filled with people who are winners Monday through Friday.

When I'm with other people who inspire my silliness or sense of humor, I'm funny. When I sit down to write, it's hard not to be funny.

Interlude with sunshine. Hello monday mein lazy freund.

The decision as to what's funny and what is not funny shall rest solely with Mr. Freberg.

When I say something funny in a newspaper and I meant it to be funny, it doesn't read that way.

It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.

Adam Sandler is a really funny guy in real life. Separate from all of the movies, that is a funny man.

It's not funny when you actually get shot, but afterwards, yeah, it's funny.

Anything goes on any given Sunday, especially Monday Night.

I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.

I've had so many cool moments on 'Monday Night Raw.'

In America, funny women are allowed to be glamorous and funny, but over here, you're not.

There are few lonelier sights than a good comedian being funny in a movie that doesn't know what funny is.

Optimism isn't funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. It's exaggeration.

Monday to Fridays I'm practically an athlete every hour of the day.

I've been too funny in my life to have to play a character who's... moderately funny.

I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.

When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.

I'm not a broad comedy guy. I've been funny in movies, but I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who's sometimes funny.

I don't come from Lake Wobegon, and that world is not mine. It's not that funny to me. It's funny to other people, and I'm not judging it, but the world that I come from is not considered funny by other people as well. There's so much pain in it.