Top 1200 Funny Oxymoron Quotes & Sayings

The good oxymoron, to define it by a self-illustration, must be a planned inadvertency.

My personal view of the anarch-capitalists is that it's an oxymoron.

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That's the Senate Ethics Committee, an oxymoron since 1973.

Dead Max was the biggest oxymoron in history.

I think if you have a funny thought, and you want to get off a funny point, try to do it as realistically as you can. If you try to act it funny and accent the funny points, or do it in a funny style, you kind of lose it.

When you don't have a laugh track, you can make the clothes funny. We can make a sign funny. We can make the way somebody walks funny. The makeup can be funny.

'Realistic dreamer' is not an oxymoron.

Comedy is just an unspoken language. Everybody understands it. Funny is funny. When it's not funny, they'll let you know.

Conceptual art' is an oxymoron. Concepts are articulations of fact or supposition, not attributes of quality.

I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.

Bad leadership is an oxymoron.

I'm not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, I'll be funny in real life. It's the inevitable disappointment of meeting me.

I don't do comedy. I think if a situation is funny you just play it for real and if it's funny, it's funny.

It's really easy to be funny. You get a lot of funny people in a room, the show is funny.

A German sense of humor is an oxymoron.

That word 'funny' always makes me feel uncomfortable. Because if I were trying to be funny, I would be something like Bill Wegman - he really tries to be funny. I don't try to be funny. It's just that I feel the world is a little bit absurd and off-kilter, and I'm sort of reporting.

First, I have the privilege of being Chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee. It is not an oxymoron I assure you.

Sex and older women used to be considered an oxymoron, rarely mentioned in the same breath.

There is no 'recycle too much.' That's an oxymoron.

I thought my family was really funny. Everybody in my family was funny. My mom and dad both have great senses of humor and really saw the funny in stuff, so I think that's probably where it came from. I always try to see the funny in things.

I'm not a comedian. I don't make things funny if they're not funny. I don't invent funny stuff.

A cautious creative is an oxymoron.

Funny is funny. You can be fooled by the eye, but if your performance is funny to the ear, it will be funny. I think it's that if you don't have the visual, you have to infuse the full personality into the voice.

An honest politician is an oxymoron.

Snoop Dogg is hilarious. T.I. is really funny. Who else? 50 Cent is hilarious. Jay-Z is funny. I've met him, but he's funny in interviews. He was funny when I saw him, too. Ludacris is funny. Everybody is. Rappers are funny, a lot of them.

To me, this was an oxymoron, doing a painting of a dancer. Dancers are always moving.

I take it that a successful therapy is an oxymoron.

An oxymoron? What's that? A moron who studies at Oxford?

My uncles were all funny. My dad wasn't funny, but my uncles were all funny. Now I go back and I like him better than them, they were manipulative funny.

I find the term 'perfect child' to be an oxymoron.

I find the term perfect child to be an oxymoron.

I've been saying in the press that being a NY Post investigator reporter is an oxymoron.

I am an oxymoron, shy and confident at the same time.

One second here and there will make all the difference between something being funny and not being funny. That's why I like going, 'Well, we wrote that six months ago, and it was funny one time we read it, but it's not funny anymore. So what? Just dump it.'

For many people - from secular feminists to observant Jews - the notion of a feminist Judaism is an oxymoron.

Being both entrepreneurial and social is no longer an oxymoron, but rather a tautology.

Shakespeare - it's not funny. No matter how they try to make Shakespeare funny, when it's meant to be funny it's not funny.

I wanted to do work that elevated. Otherwise, it's cheap funny. It's dirty funny. It's degrading funny.

I always was a funny guy, the class clown. I had a very funny dad and an extremely funny grandmother.

What I don't like is when I see stuff that I know has had a lot of improv done or is playing around where there's no purpose to the scene other than to just be funny. What you don't want is funny scene, funny scene, funny scene, and now here's the epiphany scene and then the movie's over.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

The term 'serious actor' is kind of an oxymoron, isn't it? Like 'Republican party' or 'airplane food.'

Some lucky people can be funny without half trying because they actually look funny, because acting funny is in their bones - fun as funny, not funny as crude slapstick.

Funny is funny. If it's funny enough to women, it will be funny to men. I think that's been proven by Broad City and Amy Schumer. They're killing it.

How can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another... What's funny to you is a personal thing.

I think that 'celebrity' and 'chef' should be a permanent oxymoron.

A "communist/socialist/progressive" is an oxymoron, like an "atheist/evangelical Christian/Muslim."

You can't fake comedy. You can't make it look beautiful or put an interesting bit of music on in the background: funny can only be funny if you're funny.

The phrase 'domestic cat' is an oxymoron.

I didn't know if I could be funny on stage or write a joke. But I saw that there are no rules. If you're funny offstage, you can figure out a way to be funny onstage.

I'm a very funny man, so funny comes natural. And if you want to create horror, you need to be funny or campy.

I'm not offended. Lenny Bruce taught me that everything's funny. You can make everything funny. I don't think that assassinations are funny, I don't think you can make fun of ISIS, but almost everything is funny. And If we can't laugh at ourselves, who can we laugh at? So I don't mind ethnic humor. I like ethnic humor. I like dialect jokes. Laughter is a very subjective thing. If it's funny to you it's funny. And a lot of things are funny to me.

Independent film is not only an oxymoron; it doesn't exist anymore.

I was funny in a way that was not dissing the teacher; I was funny just to be funny. A real charmer with a prominent mustache that he didn't know what to do with and a smart-alecky attitude.

The problem is that we live in an uptight country. Why don't we just laugh at ourselves? We are funny. Gays are funny. Straights are funny. Women are funny. Men are funny. We are all funny, and we all do funny things. Let's laugh about it.

You know, Lincoln was funny. I don't think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you're funny.

I am much more likely to care about someone trying to be funny and give them some credit for whatever he or she did that was remotely funny than I am to be mused by somebody declaring this isn't funny, that isn't funny, this sucks. If you want to write humor, you're going to have to get used to that.

The term 'demilitarized Palestinian state' is an oxymoron.

You see a lot of comedic content that's not funny, and you can tell that it's supposed to be funny, but it's actually not funny.