Top 1200 Funny Oxymoron Quotes & Sayings - Page 4

There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.

People are getting careers from YouTube and uploading videos. And they're totally different - you can't necessarily be funny on a video, and then all of a sudden you're live in a theater. You don't have the tools yet. It's a lot more involved to go from being funny on a little iPhone screen to being live in front of people and being funny.

I like to be friends with funny guys, but I don't want to date a funny guy.

If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny.

When I say something funny in a newspaper and I meant it to be funny, it doesn't read that way.

It doesn't matter how many times the audience has heard it before. If it's funny, it's funny.

The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny.

What's funny isn't really me. What I do is point out what I find funny in others.

What's funny is funny. It doesn't matter what expense it's at. There are people who don't like that and I understand.

Funny is funny, and it can come in 8 billion different shades and flavors, so I think it's silly to kind of limit it.

I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part!

There's a difference between delivering real funny and just silly funny.

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!

I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.

It's not always easy to go from funny on the page to funny on the screen.

I used to stutter really badly. Everybody thinks it's funny. And it's not funny. It's not.

Adam Sandler is a really funny guy in real life. Separate from all of the movies, that is a funny man.

My name is Steven Crowder, and I happen to find blatant gayness funny. I mean really funny.

I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny.

I've been too funny in my life to have to play a character who's... moderately funny.

I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.

I'll just talk and talk for an hour, an hour and half, until funny things come out of my mouth - often things that I don't think will be funny, often things that I just thought were sentences, turn out to be funny, because they're the sentences of an idiot. There's level of self-awareness that develops, and I write down things that were funny, usually when I'm on stage, and that becomes the show.

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.

You can give a guy a funny line, but you can't make him say it funny.

I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny.

I wanna be funny, but if I have a chance to make a point while being funny - why not?

In reality, as a comedian, you're successful because you're funny, and you should be able to be funny about anything.

There are no funny lawyers - only funny people who made a career mistake.

The decision as to what's funny and what is not funny shall rest solely with Mr. Freberg.

There's nothing worse than trying to be funny and not being funny.

I do not think that obsession is funny or that not being able to stop one's intensity is funny.

I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.

Optimism isn't funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. It's exaggeration.

I'm not a broad comedy guy. I've been funny in movies, but I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who's sometimes funny.

Comedy is not commercial; it is risky, because what is funny in one place isn't always funny somewhere else.

It's not funny when you actually get shot, but afterwards, yeah, it's funny.

I was always good at being observationally funny - like, contributing something funny to the conversation.

To the U.S. and the world, I'm just known as some funny song and some funny music, some funny video guy. But in Korea I'm doing one of the biggest concerts; it's not a dance music concert. I'm playing with the band, so I change my every song to a rock song.

My funny speech wasn't funny. That's not the first time a politician has done that.

People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case.

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

At home in my room, I'm funny, but if I'm commissioned to be that, I don't feel very funny.

Be Funny. Be naturally funny. If you're not, get out of the business. Be compassionate.

I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else.

Celebrity farmer. Now there's a phrase that should be an oxymoron. There are farmers on both sides of my family, and I can attest that the overlap between the way farmers live, work and think, and celebrity culture, is exactly 0%.

If there's an audience, I think they're going to expect me to be funny. But what if I'm not funny? What if I fail?

We just keep trying to beat every show with the funny stick until it's funny

I don't make fun of my characters. I just like to laugh and I think people are funny and the world is funny.

Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.

It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.

I mean, it's funny, I'm not going to lie. It's funny saying it. We're the Pelicans.

There are few lonelier sights than a good comedian being funny in a movie that doesn't know what funny is.

If you try to deliver a funny line in a funny way, it comes out as wacky and you ruin the scene.

One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny.

In America, funny women are allowed to be glamorous and funny, but over here, you're not.

Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences.

I grew up with an extremely funny dad, and my mom is super funny.

There's nothing less funny than trying to force funny.

And I have a really great agent and I know it's almost an oxymoron to say you have a smart agent. But she is and she has a beautiful aesthetic and she has guided me.

The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn't so funny.