Top 1200 Funny Puppy Quotes & Sayings - Page 19

Football's a funny game.

Comedy is rarely funny.

Children are funny.

I was not funny growing up.

I have a lot of personality and I'm funny.

Funny is an attitude.

Alec Baldwin is so funny.

My job is to be funny.

It's good to be funny when you are a comedian.

My girlfriend doesn't think I'm funny at all.

You can't be funny unless you're tragic, and you can't be tragic unless you're funny.

Violence is not funny.

I like funny girls.

I'm not funny. What I am is brave.

Cancer is always funny.

It's a funny old world.

I'd like to think I'm funny.

Everybody's funny-looking.

Posturing is funny to me.

He knew why he wanted to kiss her. Because she was beautiful. And before that, because she was kind. And before that, because she was smart and funny. Because she was exactly the right kind of smart and funny. Because he could imagine taking a long trip with her without ever getting bored. Because whenever he saw something new and interesting, or new and ridiculous, he always wondered what she'd have to say about it--how many stars she'd give it and why.

When I'm not thrilled, I get funny.

Gene Wilder is so funny.

My gift is to be funny.

I was born to be funny.

I don't think I'm that funny.

I don't mean to be funny.

If you can't be smart or funny, be brief.

I'm good at being funny.

It's funny where life can take you.

I try to be funny and not ignorant.

I have so much respect for what's funny.

I'm naturally not funny, but I'm not boring.

They'll say, That's funny, but you can't do that on TV.

I never thought I was funny.

I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown.

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

There isn't a lot I can do on this planet, but I can be funny.

My primary responsibility is to be funny.

Megan Fox is so funny.

She's as funny as a toothache

If it gets laughs, it's funny.

I don't just try to be funny.

I don't think I'm funny.

If you can't be funny, be interesting.

If it's funny, I'll do anything.

As a kid, I had to be funny.

I have the curse of thinking funny!

One thing the blues ain't, is funny.

I was shot from the funny gun.

My dad's a funny guy.

I'm unique. I'm myself. I'm funny.

My mum is unwittingly funny.

I'm not going to be remotely funny.

I never get to be funny on T.V.

When I'm funny is when I'm angriest.

I think the role of comedy in your life should supersede anything and everything negative. Just by virtue of the fact that you have to be funny, you can't afford to focus on the negative. As a comedian, your challenge is to turn negative stuff into positive energy. You should be able to hear anything that sounds bad, that people normally wouldn't laugh at, and make it feel funny to you. No one should be able to deter you, once you have your mind set on comedy. Your survival as a comedian should be as natural as breathing. I need to breathe and I consider my career my air.

I'm pretty funny on my own.

Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it.

I found it funny I was on 'Newsnight.'