Top 1200 Funny Puppy Quotes & Sayings - Page 4

There's a difference between delivering real funny and just silly funny.

Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences.

There are quite a few very funny people in my life. You know those people who don't mean to be funny, they just come out with these zingers that just make you howl with laughter. Usually you find these people in the road crew. A good crew is a key to a healthy funny bone.

It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.

It's not hard for me to be funny. But it's really hard. I don't think a lot of people are funny. I meet a lot of people, and most of them aren't funny.

Ooh. Top secret angel business, huh? What’re you going to do? Dance on a pinhead? Lobby for National Cute Puppy Day?

The decision as to what's funny and what is not funny shall rest solely with Mr. Freberg.

I love to do comedy, and I don't think of things as drama or comedy. I think that if it's a funny line, it's a funny line. If it's a funny moment, it's a funny moment.

I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part!

Comedy is not commercial; it is risky, because what is funny in one place isn't always funny somewhere else.

I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny.

My parents were funny. My brothers were funny. We just laughed and had a good time. Growing up, it breeds that. It breeds your funny. It breeds your creativity.

I used to stutter really badly. Everybody thinks it's funny. And it's not funny. It's not.

I'm not a broad comedy guy. I've been funny in movies, but I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who's sometimes funny.

I was always good at being observationally funny - like, contributing something funny to the conversation.

In every show that you see, there's some stuff that's funny and some stuff that is not, or there might be stuff that you find funny and I don't. That would be true for any show, however funny or popular.

I like to be friends with funny guys, but I don't want to date a funny guy.

People are getting careers from YouTube and uploading videos. And they're totally different - you can't necessarily be funny on a video, and then all of a sudden you're live in a theater. You don't have the tools yet. It's a lot more involved to go from being funny on a little iPhone screen to being live in front of people and being funny.

To the U.S. and the world, I'm just known as some funny song and some funny music, some funny video guy. But in Korea I'm doing one of the biggest concerts; it's not a dance music concert. I'm playing with the band, so I change my every song to a rock song.

I have discovered that I cannot ignore the infliction of suffering - especially for my convenience or pleasure! It's as if a puppy is being kicked in front of me. I must try to do something.

I grew up with an extremely funny dad, and my mom is super funny.

I don't make fun of my characters. I just like to laugh and I think people are funny and the world is funny.

I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'

I don't really find things funny unless they're deeply tragic at the same time. I think if you're funny just for the sake of being funny, it's just frivolous nonsense. To me, all the best comic plays have been written about really serious and rather bleak things.

People who do not have funny in them are not funny when they read funny lines. Sorry. Just doesn't work that way. Seriously, this is the biggest rule of all. You live and die with your casting decisions. Your actors are the heart and soul of the whole thing. Without brilliant actors, you will not have a brilliant film.

My music has to be funny and sad and happy and loving; it's gotta have it all. When somebody's just too dark all the time, it's just drama. Or if somebody's too funny? Well, I like being too funny sometimes.

If there's an audience, I think they're going to expect me to be funny. But what if I'm not funny? What if I fail?

If something's awful, I find it funny. If something's funny, I find it funny. It's my natural, go-to place.

The truth is really funny. It's uncomfortable sometimes, it's dramatic sometimes, but it's really funny. Life is funny.

Optimism isn't funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. It's exaggeration.

Why do all these people want [comedians] to be serious? The reason they want that is these are people who aren't funny. Anybody funny can be serious, but people who have no sense of humor, they can never be funny - and frankly, they're jealous. There's very few comic actors. Think about it. There aren't that many. It's hard because you have to be able to do both.

Being me is funny. I've made this weird character, and I think it's really funny.

There are no funny lawyers - only funny people who made a career mistake.

I'm a prankster, so some of the - you know, I like a good joke. I think when it's funny, it's funny.

I've always really enjoyed sounds and alliteration and funny words and funny melodies.

If you try to deliver a funny line in a funny way, it comes out as wacky and you ruin the scene.

I've been too funny in my life to have to play a character who's... moderately funny.

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.

There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.

When I say something funny in a newspaper and I meant it to be funny, it doesn't read that way.

If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny.

My name is Steven Crowder, and I happen to find blatant gayness funny. I mean really funny.

I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.

You want safe? Find a nice puppy you can train to come heel. Love's supposed to be scary. Because if there's no fear, there's no thrill.

You bat your baby blues at tall, dark, and gruesome, and next thing you know, he's trailing you like a lost puppy.

When we shot that [Westworld], it was so funny. Not funny - I mean, like, funny-strange because I, personally as an actress and as a person, am so used to having to play the damsel, that when we were shooting that scene, and Jimmi looked at me and said, "Dolores, run," I ran. Then I stopped myself, and I turned around and I went, "Oh my God. I'm so used to running."

I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else.

I do not think that obsession is funny or that not being able to stop one's intensity is funny.

One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny.

Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren't spayed or neutered. I'm proud to support PETA's work to prevent animal homelessness.

In reality, as a comedian, you're successful because you're funny, and you should be able to be funny about anything.

You can give a guy a funny line, but you can't make him say it funny.

What's funny isn't really me. What I do is point out what I find funny in others.

I wanna be funny, but if I have a chance to make a point while being funny - why not?

We just keep trying to beat every show with the funny stick until it's funny

Lou Holtz, I was also a huge fan of. He was really funny. I think that's a big part of why I was attracted to the Razorbacks: I thought Lou Holtz was really funny. He is really funny. Too bad he's a born-again, or whatever.

My parents gave me a boxer puppy as a present. I have wanted a dog for years and must first give her attention in the morning.

I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.

It doesn't matter how many times the audience has heard it before. If it's funny, it's funny.

The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny.