Top 1200 Funny Puppy Quotes & Sayings - Page 5

I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up.

I'll just talk and talk for an hour, an hour and half, until funny things come out of my mouth - often things that I don't think will be funny, often things that I just thought were sentences, turn out to be funny, because they're the sentences of an idiot. There's level of self-awareness that develops, and I write down things that were funny, usually when I'm on stage, and that becomes the show.

It's not funny when you actually get shot, but afterwards, yeah, it's funny.

I would love to get a pug. A puppy, a baby pug - I just want one so bad.

My funny speech wasn't funny. That's not the first time a politician has done that.

Funny is funny, and it can come in 8 billion different shades and flavors, so I think it's silly to kind of limit it.

I opened the door. He looked down at my shirt and smiled. "Funny," he said. "Don't call my boobs funny," I answered.

Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.

While your children are sleeping, your puppy is crappin'.

I wanted to get a puppy, but then things started getting super, super busy, and I didn't have a chance.

A funny person is funny only for so long, but a wit can sit down and go on being spellbinding forever.

At home in my room, I'm funny, but if I'm commissioned to be that, I don't feel very funny.

Optimism isnt funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. Its exaggeration.

I think there's something in the fact that it's hard to be good looking and funny. You have to have an oddball quality; people have to sympathise with you to find you funny.

I love 'Saturday Night Live,' and it's such a funny show. I don't know if I'm funny enough to be on it but definitely would be interested in doing it.

In America, funny women are allowed to be glamorous and funny, but over here, you're not.

I wasn't particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.

I love kids, but there's always time for them later. You can always adopt; you can have a puppy. The songs are my children.

In order for comedy to be funny you have to play the truth of the moment. But if you're not being completely truthful to the basis of the character, its not going to be funny.

I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny.

I don't want to be a facilitator for other funny people. It doesn't seem smart for me to be in a comedy and not be funny. My spirit can't take it.

It's funny what funny is, because everyone's style is so different.

I mean, it's funny, I'm not going to lie. It's funny saying it. We're the Pelicans.

I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.

The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn't so funny.

People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case.

Peyton Manning is funny, hence the 'Saturday Night Live'; you see him in his commercials. He's funny.

There's nothing less funny than trying to force funny.

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

Writing is such lonely work that I try to keep myself cheered up. If something strikes me as funny in the act of writing, I throw it in just to amuse myself. If I think it's funny I assume a few other people will find it funny, and that seems to me to be a good day's work.

What's funny is funny. It doesn't matter what expense it's at. There are people who don't like that and I understand.

I don't come from Lake Wobegon, and that world is not mine. It's not that funny to me. It's funny to other people, and I'm not judging it, but the world that I come from is not considered funny by other people as well. There's so much pain in it.

When I'm with other people who inspire my silliness or sense of humor, I'm funny. When I sit down to write, it's hard not to be funny.

Training a puppy is like raising a child. Every single interaction is a training opportunity.

I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. And when you're very, very happy, you're not very funny. You're just happy. I'd rather be damaged and funny.

I never analyze stuff with comedy because it's boring. It makes you stop being funny. Just be who you are and do what you do, and you're either funny or you're not.

I remember Tucker Toomey was named so because "T's are funny!" And if Garry Marshall says it's funny, by god, it must be so.

I never think I want to try to be funny. And humor, if there is anything funny, should come from a real place.

Audience laughter, when it's deserved, acts as a sort of fairy dust that makes funny moments not just funny, but joyous.

My job changes very little because I've found that the more you try to be funny, the less funny you become.

I wasnt particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.

If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.

Whether you're old or young or white or black or however, funny is funny, and people want to see those videos.

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!

There are few lonelier sights than a good comedian being funny in a movie that doesn't know what funny is.

It's not always easy to go from funny on the page to funny on the screen.

America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you, aggressive.

[In comedy] you never want to leave the actors hanging out to dry. So you need to come up with funny individual stories for each character, and then you do this sort of comedy geometry, weaving them together. Once you've got a funny structure and you know why the scenes are funny, then you get super funny people to say your own lines, say their own lines, say things in their own way, and every scene is a live rewrite in front of the camera.

When people are funny, I like to let them know that they're funny. There's so much negativity, it's cool to get some positivity out there.

Be Funny. Be naturally funny. If you're not, get out of the business. Be compassionate.

There are things that I won't joke about, but it's not because I don't think they're funny or they can't be made funny. It's just that they don't fit my particular skill set.

There are some situations in life that are simply not funny, and there's nothing funny about them, but they're rare, and they don't last all that long.

I have a puppy purse, and it's named after my doggie named Sammie, who is at home. It's from Poochie and Company.

We have a new puppy and that's enough! Two babies and three dogs is enough.

Making modern games funny would be easy as pie if it was anybody's goal to actually make a funny game.

Adam Sandler is a really funny guy in real life. Separate from all of the movies, that is a funny man.

There's nothing worse than trying to be funny and not being funny.

I can only think of a handful of artists that can make a funny painting or a funny sculpture without it feeling coined in someway.

The moment I do any puppy dog acting, I think the joke is dead. It's in the truth of how I play it, and the real painful honesty that I approach my performance with.

He's never portrayed as being funny. He was a very funny, happy, lively person. Fun to be around and exciting. He was my hero.