Top 1200 Funny Question Quotes & Sayings - Page 4

I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.

What's funny isn't really me. What I do is point out what I find funny in others.

I've always really enjoyed sounds and alliteration and funny words and funny melodies.

I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny.

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.

The truth is really funny. It's uncomfortable sometimes, it's dramatic sometimes, but it's really funny. Life is funny.

I grew up with an extremely funny dad, and my mom is super funny.

Being me is funny. I've made this weird character, and I think it's really funny.

I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.

Comedy is not commercial; it is risky, because what is funny in one place isn't always funny somewhere else.

If you try to deliver a funny line in a funny way, it comes out as wacky and you ruin the scene.

I wanna be funny, but if I have a chance to make a point while being funny - why not?

In reality, as a comedian, you're successful because you're funny, and you should be able to be funny about anything.

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!

What is there to understand? The significance of life? How long will it take to understand the significance and the meaning of life? 20 years? 30 years? And the same question will be here in another 20 years, I guarantee you. Until you stop asking that question. When that question is not there, you are there. So that's the reason why you keep asking the question: you do not want the question to come to an end. When that comes to an end, there will not be anybody, left there, to find out the meaning, the purpose and the significance of life.

I used to stutter really badly. Everybody thinks it's funny. And it's not funny. It's not.

I was always good at being observationally funny - like, contributing something funny to the conversation.

There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.

Optimism isn't funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. It's exaggeration.

I'm a prankster, so some of the - you know, I like a good joke. I think when it's funny, it's funny.

There's a difference between delivering real funny and just silly funny.

It's not always easy to go from funny on the page to funny on the screen.

The missionary question is not, 'Where are there unbelievers?' and then send a missionary there. There are unbelievers everywhere! The missionary question is, 'Where are there people's who don't have any Christians in them or don't have a church strong enough to do the neighbor evangelism that we can do if we just want to do it?' That's the missionary question.

In every show that you see, there's some stuff that's funny and some stuff that is not, or there might be stuff that you find funny and I don't. That would be true for any show, however funny or popular.

It's not hard for me to be funny. But it's really hard. I don't think a lot of people are funny. I meet a lot of people, and most of them aren't funny.

There are quite a few very funny people in my life. You know those people who don't mean to be funny, they just come out with these zingers that just make you howl with laughter. Usually you find these people in the road crew. A good crew is a key to a healthy funny bone.

People are getting careers from YouTube and uploading videos. And they're totally different - you can't necessarily be funny on a video, and then all of a sudden you're live in a theater. You don't have the tools yet. It's a lot more involved to go from being funny on a little iPhone screen to being live in front of people and being funny.

I do not think that obsession is funny or that not being able to stop one's intensity is funny.

I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else.

I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny.

It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.

When I say something funny in a newspaper and I meant it to be funny, it doesn't read that way.

I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part!

If there's an audience, I think they're going to expect me to be funny. But what if I'm not funny? What if I fail?

There are no funny lawyers - only funny people who made a career mistake.

People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case.

If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny.

We just keep trying to beat every show with the funny stick until it's funny

The question of world peace, the question of family peace, the question of peace between wife and husband, or peace between parents and children, everything is dependent on that feeling of love and warmheartedness.

One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny.

I don't make fun of my characters. I just like to laugh and I think people are funny and the world is funny.

My funny speech wasn't funny. That's not the first time a politician has done that.

Funny is funny, and it can come in 8 billion different shades and flavors, so I think it's silly to kind of limit it.

If something's awful, I find it funny. If something's funny, I find it funny. It's my natural, go-to place.

So is the English Parliament provincial. Mere country bumpkins, they betray themselves, when any more important question arises for them to settle, the Irish question, for instance,--the English question why did I not say? Their natures are subdued to what they work in. Their "good breeding" respects only secondary objects.

Why do all these people want [comedians] to be serious? The reason they want that is these are people who aren't funny. Anybody funny can be serious, but people who have no sense of humor, they can never be funny - and frankly, they're jealous. There's very few comic actors. Think about it. There aren't that many. It's hard because you have to be able to do both.

I like to be friends with funny guys, but I don't want to date a funny guy.

The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny.

To the U.S. and the world, I'm just known as some funny song and some funny music, some funny video guy. But in Korea I'm doing one of the biggest concerts; it's not a dance music concert. I'm playing with the band, so I change my every song to a rock song.

Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences.

Adam Sandler is a really funny guy in real life. Separate from all of the movies, that is a funny man.

I'm not a broad comedy guy. I've been funny in movies, but I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who's sometimes funny.

You can give a guy a funny line, but you can't make him say it funny.

The decision as to what's funny and what is not funny shall rest solely with Mr. Freberg.

There are few lonelier sights than a good comedian being funny in a movie that doesn't know what funny is.

I found myself often asking the question, "Who deserves to be made fun of?" Depending on your mood, the answer can be no one or everyone. It took me a while to understand the math of how those field pieces came together. I don't think that ridicule is ever funny, but there are times when that gets the biggest response.

It doesn't matter how many times the audience has heard it before. If it's funny, it's funny.

My name is Steven Crowder, and I happen to find blatant gayness funny. I mean really funny.

I've been too funny in my life to have to play a character who's... moderately funny.

Is water the next oil? Motives behind the question vary, depending on who asks the question. Those who see water as a future core commodity - therefore as profitable a prospect as oil - pose the question to create the right market conditions for water trade.