Top 1200 Funny Question Quotes & Sayings - Page 5

There are things that I won't joke about, but it's not because I don't think they're funny or they can't be made funny. It's just that they don't fit my particular skill set.

I opened the door. He looked down at my shirt and smiled. "Funny," he said. "Don't call my boobs funny," I answered.

The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn't so funny.

When I'm with other people who inspire my silliness or sense of humor, I'm funny. When I sit down to write, it's hard not to be funny.

I don't want to be a facilitator for other funny people. It doesn't seem smart for me to be in a comedy and not be funny. My spirit can't take it.

It's not funny when you actually get shot, but afterwards, yeah, it's funny.

[In comedy] you never want to leave the actors hanging out to dry. So you need to come up with funny individual stories for each character, and then you do this sort of comedy geometry, weaving them together. Once you've got a funny structure and you know why the scenes are funny, then you get super funny people to say your own lines, say their own lines, say things in their own way, and every scene is a live rewrite in front of the camera.

There's nothing less funny than trying to force funny.

Music can be witty, but it's not funny unless it's conceptually funny.

Writing is such lonely work that I try to keep myself cheered up. If something strikes me as funny in the act of writing, I throw it in just to amuse myself. If I think it's funny I assume a few other people will find it funny, and that seems to me to be a good day's work.

Whether you're old or young or white or black or however, funny is funny, and people want to see those videos.

I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.

I think there's something in the fact that it's hard to be good looking and funny. You have to have an oddball quality; people have to sympathise with you to find you funny.

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?

It's funny what funny is, because everyone's style is so different.

I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up.

Audience laughter, when it's deserved, acts as a sort of fairy dust that makes funny moments not just funny, but joyous.

He's never portrayed as being funny. He was a very funny, happy, lively person. Fun to be around and exciting. He was my hero.

I was always funny, but I didn't know being funny was a gift.

People do not see that the main question is not : "Am I loved?" which is to a large extent the question : "Am I approved of? Am I protected? Am I admired?" The main question is: "Can I love?

You ask me a question. I have a blank mind. You ask me a question, and the question is informed, and you're interested, and now my mind starts popping. That's what conversation is. That's what communicating is.

To be a scientist you have to be willing to live with uncertainty for a long time. Research scientists begin with a question and they take a decade or two to find an answer. Then the answer they get may not even answer the question they thought it would. You have to have a supple enough mind to be open to the possibility that the answer sometimes precedes the question itself.

Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.

Be Funny. Be naturally funny. If you're not, get out of the business. Be compassionate.

In America, funny women are allowed to be glamorous and funny, but over here, you're not.

What's funny is funny. It doesn't matter what expense it's at. There are people who don't like that and I understand.

When people are funny, I like to let them know that they're funny. There's so much negativity, it's cool to get some positivity out there.

A dialogue is very important. It is a form of communication in which question and answer continue till a question is left without an answer. Thus the question is suspended between the two persons involved in this answer and question. It is like a bud with untouched blossoms . . . If the question is left totally untouched by thought, it then has its own answer because the questioner and answerer, as persons, have disappeared. This is a form of dialogue in which investigation reaches a certain point of intensity and depth, which then has a quality that thought can never reach.

I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. And when you're very, very happy, you're not very funny. You're just happy. I'd rather be damaged and funny.

Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.

There are some situations in life that are simply not funny, and there's nothing funny about them, but they're rare, and they don't last all that long.

Peyton Manning is funny, hence the 'Saturday Night Live'; you see him in his commercials. He's funny.

I wasnt particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.

A funny person is funny only for so long, but a wit can sit down and go on being spellbinding forever.

I remember Tucker Toomey was named so because "T's are funny!" And if Garry Marshall says it's funny, by god, it must be so.

When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown.

In order for comedy to be funny you have to play the truth of the moment. But if you're not being completely truthful to the basis of the character, its not going to be funny.

I can only think of a handful of artists that can make a funny painting or a funny sculpture without it feeling coined in someway.

You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't.

I never analyze stuff with comedy because it's boring. It makes you stop being funny. Just be who you are and do what you do, and you're either funny or you're not.

When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown

On some positions, cowardice asks the question, is it expedient? And then expedience comes along and asks the question, is it politic? Vanity asks the question, is it popular? Conscience asks the question, is it right? There comes a time when one must take the position that is neither safe nor politic nor popular, but he must do it because conscience tells him it is right.

I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny.

At home in my room, I'm funny, but if I'm commissioned to be that, I don't feel very funny.

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

There's nothing worse than trying to be funny and not being funny.

I wasn't particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.

I love 'Saturday Night Live,' and it's such a funny show. I don't know if I'm funny enough to be on it but definitely would be interested in doing it.

I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.

I don't come from Lake Wobegon, and that world is not mine. It's not that funny to me. It's funny to other people, and I'm not judging it, but the world that I come from is not considered funny by other people as well. There's so much pain in it.

Trying to be funny is arguably the least funny thing you can do.

Making modern games funny would be easy as pie if it was anybody's goal to actually make a funny game.

My job changes very little because I've found that the more you try to be funny, the less funny you become.

I never think I want to try to be funny. And humor, if there is anything funny, should come from a real place.

It's one thing to be funny in a tweet. It is another to be funny for an hour.

I mean, it's funny, I'm not going to lie. It's funny saying it. We're the Pelicans.

I'll just talk and talk for an hour, an hour and half, until funny things come out of my mouth - often things that I don't think will be funny, often things that I just thought were sentences, turn out to be funny, because they're the sentences of an idiot. There's level of self-awareness that develops, and I write down things that were funny, usually when I'm on stage, and that becomes the show.

I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny

Optimism isnt funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. Its exaggeration.

If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.