Top 1200 Funny Sibling Quotes & Sayings - Page 20

Baptists are only funny underwater.

Mary Holland is really funny.

I do not seem like a funny guy.

Sometimes I was so funny I couldn’t stand myself.

Musicals are just funny to me.

I'll teach you to laugh at something that's funny!

Fear is what makes comedy funny.

When I say something funny, I don't laugh.

It's funny to be pigeonholed so late in life but there we are.

It's funny, the moments that shape you as a writer.

Let's make some funny pictures.

I had a very funny family.

My family is just naturally funny.

I've always surrounded myself with funny people.

I grew up in a funny way.

If I feel you're funny, I want to work with you.

I think the word 'pregnant' is funny.

I'm so unprofessional on set it's not even funny.

Death isn't a funny thing. We're all lucky to be living.

I am the funny, crazy person.

Flirting is funny. And it's awkward and weird.

I find heartbreaking stuff really funny.

Heartbreak is funny to everyone but the heartbroken.

If you write well, you don't have to dress funny.

Everybody's funny in different ways.

I'd like to do a film which is funny.

Everybody's funny if you love them.

I wanted to be in show business, and I was funny.

I think nudity is funny, especially when it's inappropriate.

All people from small islands dance funny.

I'm not very funny at all in real life.

I'm lucky: I have very funny kids.

Well, I'll be damned. Oh, this is funny.

I don't find monkeys inherently funny.

very funny my sarcastic friend

It's funny, as you live through something you're not aware of it.

They're just jokes, people. They can't all be funny.

I don't like speaking publicly when I don't have to be funny.

These jokes the world plays, they're not funny at all.

Life is funny. If you don't laugh, you're in trouble.

If I were to insult people and mean it, that wouldn't be funny.

My family is funny. I think you're born with the gene.

I'm a terrific mimic, and you can feel my funny bone.

I want to be funny and interesting and compelling.

I'm actually funny in real life.

Being funny is very complex.

I don't think anyone in my family was funny.

I'm dying for people to let me be funny!

I'm drawn to the funny brand of comedy.

They are a funny little team, the Eubanks.

If you're sick, watch funny movies.

I'd rather be funny than wise.

What a sad business is being funny!

Not everybody agrees on what's funny, obviously.

If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.

I can't prevent myself of being funny.

The world is meaningless and therefore it's funny.

How funny is it that so many professors labeled Tea Partiers as terrorists, while kissing the asses of real, bona fide terrorists? It's not funny, really. But it's the result of a simple equation: One is cool, and the other isn't. Own a gun and keep it by your bed in your remote farmhouse? You're a redneck. Purchase guns that end up killing a judge? Priceless. As long as you cling to cool, progressive beliefs that deem America evil, whatever you do is cool. And if you do it under a big fuzzy 'fro? Even cooler. Hell, if you 'fro is big enough, you could nuke an orphanage and still get tenure.

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh.

I wish I had a funny story.