Top 1200 Funny Sibling Quotes & Sayings - Page 4

I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.

I like to be friends with funny guys, but I don't want to date a funny guy.

You can give a guy a funny line, but you can't make him say it funny.

We just keep trying to beat every show with the funny stick until it's funny

I used to stutter really badly. Everybody thinks it's funny. And it's not funny. It's not.

It's not hard for me to be funny. But it's really hard. I don't think a lot of people are funny. I meet a lot of people, and most of them aren't funny.

In reality, as a comedian, you're successful because you're funny, and you should be able to be funny about anything.

It doesn't matter how many times the audience has heard it before. If it's funny, it's funny.

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!

I don't make fun of my characters. I just like to laugh and I think people are funny and the world is funny.

If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny.

I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else.

There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.

There's nothing worse than trying to be funny and not being funny.

Funny is funny, and it can come in 8 billion different shades and flavors, so I think it's silly to kind of limit it.

It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.

One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny.

My name is Steven Crowder, and I happen to find blatant gayness funny. I mean really funny.

I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.

I do not think that obsession is funny or that not being able to stop one's intensity is funny.

I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.

At home in my room, I'm funny, but if I'm commissioned to be that, I don't feel very funny.

I've always really enjoyed sounds and alliteration and funny words and funny melodies.

I'm a prankster, so some of the - you know, I like a good joke. I think when it's funny, it's funny.

I wanna be funny, but if I have a chance to make a point while being funny - why not?

Why do all these people want [comedians] to be serious? The reason they want that is these are people who aren't funny. Anybody funny can be serious, but people who have no sense of humor, they can never be funny - and frankly, they're jealous. There's very few comic actors. Think about it. There aren't that many. It's hard because you have to be able to do both.

I was always good at being observationally funny - like, contributing something funny to the conversation.

I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny.

What's funny isn't really me. What I do is point out what I find funny in others.

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

There's a difference between delivering real funny and just silly funny.

If there's an audience, I think they're going to expect me to be funny. But what if I'm not funny? What if I fail?

To the U.S. and the world, I'm just known as some funny song and some funny music, some funny video guy. But in Korea I'm doing one of the biggest concerts; it's not a dance music concert. I'm playing with the band, so I change my every song to a rock song.

I grew up with an extremely funny dad, and my mom is super funny.

There are no funny lawyers - only funny people who made a career mistake.

In America, funny women are allowed to be glamorous and funny, but over here, you're not.

If you try to deliver a funny line in a funny way, it comes out as wacky and you ruin the scene.

I'm not a broad comedy guy. I've been funny in movies, but I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who's sometimes funny.

Adam Sandler is a really funny guy in real life. Separate from all of the movies, that is a funny man.

Comedy is not commercial; it is risky, because what is funny in one place isn't always funny somewhere else.

My funny speech wasn't funny. That's not the first time a politician has done that.

It's not funny when you actually get shot, but afterwards, yeah, it's funny.

I mean, it's funny, I'm not going to lie. It's funny saying it. We're the Pelicans.

Im the youngest of four, but my closest sibling is 10 years older. I had a lot of imagination. I was running around playing little games by myself. But I never thought I was going to be an actor.

Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences.

Being me is funny. I've made this weird character, and I think it's really funny.

People are getting careers from YouTube and uploading videos. And they're totally different - you can't necessarily be funny on a video, and then all of a sudden you're live in a theater. You don't have the tools yet. It's a lot more involved to go from being funny on a little iPhone screen to being live in front of people and being funny.

Optimism isn't funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. It's exaggeration.

There are few lonelier sights than a good comedian being funny in a movie that doesn't know what funny is.

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.

Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.

The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny.

I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part!

The decision as to what's funny and what is not funny shall rest solely with Mr. Freberg.

There's nothing less funny than trying to force funny.

In every show that you see, there's some stuff that's funny and some stuff that is not, or there might be stuff that you find funny and I don't. That would be true for any show, however funny or popular.

When I say something funny in a newspaper and I meant it to be funny, it doesn't read that way.

What's funny is funny. It doesn't matter what expense it's at. There are people who don't like that and I understand.

I've been too funny in my life to have to play a character who's... moderately funny.

People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case.