Top 1200 Funny Single Valentines Day Quotes & Sayings - Page 17

I've always tried to come up with funny dancing since I was young, to attract girls' attention for one thing. It's got to be funny. I can't pull it off with serious dances. That's not me.

I can eat healthy when I want to, and I can work out every single day, and I can have the body for a certain runway show if I need to, but that doesn't mean that I'm doing it in an unhealthy way.

My work ethic is don't stop until you reach the top pretty much and I put in dedication every single day of my life, I'm glad it's paying off.

Some people are brilliant at being comedy actors and if you're a comedian I think there's a perception that, if you're acting at something that's meant to be funny, it will be funny all the way though and you'll be dropping in gags.

It took putting one foot in front of the other every single day to get through it to the point where I made it back on the team and won a gold medal in 2008.

I promise to love you forever - every single day of forever.

I'm the ultimate studier of comedy. I grew up in a very funny household. My dad is the king of one-liners; my brothers are great at telling stories, and my mom is funny without knowing it.

Striving to make music that empowers people as opposed to making them feel like they're being beaten down every single day is so important.

The humblest person in this world is the astrophysicist. Because we are face to face with our ignorance every single day.

Listen, I have to spend every single day living with me, so I know for a fact; I'm lovely, I'm completely lovely.

I laugh every day. There are days when my laughs are pretty hollow. Dust comes out of your mouth, and your bones make a funny sound. But I'm laughing.

What is the situation today? We have a united country. We have a single currency. We have managed to stabilize the economy, despite difficulties. We could talk all day about all those achievements.

And though the symptons of lovesickness may be many, they all share a single cause and single cure: you.

From 8 to 19, I was skateboarding every single day. That was my life. I worked at a skate shop. I watched skate videos.

As a human being, you find a way to survive, moment by moment, every single day of your life.

It is the condition of our present state to see more than we can attain; the exactest vigilance and caution can never maintain a single day of unmingled innocence.

You feel like telling him you're not single in the way that he thinks you're single. After all, you have yourself.

You put a big smile on your face and work hard and work to improve every single day.

You can't judge an album by a single song; it's like judging a book by only reading a single chapter.

I doubt if there is a single field of study so theoretical, so remote from what is laughingly called everyday life, that it may not one day produce something that will shake the world.

I think I was born with a natural way of looking at something and trying to find the ways in which it was odd or funny, Even in the sad or angry stuff, I was, 'Well, but where is the funny part of this?'

If you're single, then I'm single?" What's that supposed to be? Lyrics to a pop song?

Every single kid in my group of friends at school was from a single-parent family.

Most of the jokes that I wrote were funny and there always seems to be an aspect of comedy in my long-form work. I think that's how life is. I think even the more dramatic moments of one's life are often punctuated by very funny comments or situations. I like to say, "Keep your comedy serious and your drama funny, and you'll be pretty true to life."

There are problems with the single already. I don't want to put out the first single, Hit the Freeway.

I'm enjoying the struggle, and I'm enjoying how I'm able to grow and really learn from it every single day.

Business, like life, is funny. We all go through difficult times, and we all have to face curve balls and challenges, each and every week. And we need to laugh when things are funny.

You have to appreciate every single day that you're alive. Life is a little bit like a garden - you have to find time to plant the seeds for beautiful flowers to grow.

We have to remain vigilant and loud and stay consistently engaged with our representatives and the political process every single day, on both a macro and micro level.

In crowds we have unison, in groups harmony. We want the single voice but not the single note; that is the secret of the group.

Don't try to write too much in a single session. One thousand words a day is quite enough. Stop after about four or five hours.

How can we educators claim credit for understanding, let alone teaching, the 'global mind' without a single course on the impact of religion on every day life?

E-mail is a modern Penny Post: the world is a single city with a single postal rate.

A fun read that reminds single girls everywhere that it's fabulous to be single.

I'm married to my job. I'm obsessed with my work, and I run myself into the ground every single day. Unfortunately, a lot of other pursuits have to take a back seat.

I posted a video a day for almost two months and was hardly sleeping, but I think it really pushed me to give music everything I had in me. I knew it was a chance I couldn't miss. The funny thing is I never saw my music video when it aired during the Super Bowl because as soon as I heard my song start I was in tears for the next 10 minutes! The most amazing thing that came out of all of this, however, was the support that had developed online. Without the people that came back day after day to vote for me, I'd be nowhere, and I really owe it all to them.

So much of a stand-up's life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes.

My soul refuses to be satisfied so long as it is a helpless witness of a single wrong or a single misery.

I think it's possible to climb the Dawn Wall in a single day. No matter what, it would be really, really hard.

In some way or other we are part of a single, all-embracing psyche, a single 'greatest man. . . .'

Freedom does not come automatically; it is achieved. And it is not gained in a single bound; it must be achieved each day.

There are single thoughts that contain the essence of a whole volume, single sentences that have the beauties of a large work.

We have only now, only this single eternal moment opening and unfolding before us, day and night.

Success isn't owned - it's leased. And rent is due every day. Every single day, someone's coming for your job. Someone's coming for your greatness. If you're the greatest, someone wants to be the greatest, and so if you're not constantly improving your game, somebody else is.

I, who cannot stay in my chamber for a single day without acquiring some rust,... confess that I am astonished at the power of endurance, to say nothing of the moral insensibility, of my neighbors who confine themselves to shops and offices the whole day for weeks and months, aye, and years almost together. I know not what manner of stuff they are of,--sitting there now at three o'clock in the afternoon, as if it were three o'clock in the morning.

I have never, ever, as God is my witness, contrived a single debate in a single show.

We are mortgaging ourselves to foreigners on a scale that would make George Washington cry. Every day - every single day - we borrow a billion dollars from foreigners to buy petroleum from abroad, often from countries that hate us. We are the beggars of the world, financing our lavish lifestyle by selling our family heirlooms and by enslaving our progeny with the need to service the debt.

Eva. Every day I've climbed up the belfry chanting a lucky chant at one syllable per beat, "To-day-to-day-let-her-be-here-to-day-to-day.

I talk to God every single day. And I say, 'God, my life is in your hands, and I trust you with me.'

At the scale that Uber operates, we're going to see both the good and the bad that happens in society because we're operating so many trips every single day.

Life is so short. Why waste a single day of it doing something that doesn't matter, that doesn't try to do something big?

A single ear of corn in a large field is as strange as a single world in infinite space.

I love anybody funny. I think my ten-year-old sister is really funny. She makes me laugh way more than most people do.

I read two mysteries a day when I was a kid. All of Agatha Christie, all of 'Sherlock Holmes.' I've seen every single British detective show ever made.

You become yourself, every single day of your life, through your choices and how you think.

Time alone reveals the just man; but you might discern a bad man in a single day.

Organising the defence is something that is very important and I try to do my best every single day in training to make sure the lads get the information they need.

Kids are watching us. I experience it every single day. They hang on my every word, what I wear, what I say.

When you play with a big club, you need to get results every single day, even more when a homegrown player goes into the first team. It's not easy.

Revolution is not something outside of us, but inside us, begging for our engagement every single day.