Top 1200 Funny Spring Quotes & Sayings - Page 18

I feel as good now as I have any other spring training.

You have to be like a clock spring, wound but not loose at the same time.

Who are the violets now That strew the lap of the new-come spring?

A spring of love gush'd from my heart, And I bless'd them unaware.

The 'Arab Spring' is the most spectacular example of the dispersal of power.

The moment you think you're not funny, the next funny thing you think of is just around the corner. So you have to appreciate the natural breathing patterns, the ups and downs. There are moments you're going to be hilarious and moments where you're going to be not so hilarious. That's just the way it works.

The course of the seasons is a piece of clockwork, with a cuckoo to call when it is spring.

Surely as cometh the Winter, I know There are Spring violets under the snow.

Spring is the time of year when it is summer in the sun and winter in the shade.

There is no season such delight can bring, as summer, autumn, winter and the spring.

He who searches for spring with his knees in the mud finds it, in abundance.

I'm not a boy-writer, I've never been. I wanted to be a boy-writer when I was young, and I think that held me back. I wanted to be very clever, and funny, but I'm not very clever and not terribly funny. I've finally accepted my limits, and I do what I can do.

The spring of love becomes hidden and soon filled up.

Flowers are the beautiful hairs of the Mother Spring! Don't pluck them!

I went to Rosemary Beach, Florida, for the first time in the spring of 2012.

I've kind of looked at my whole career as a spring training invite.

Spring makes everything young again except man.

From heav'nly thoughts all true delight doth spring.

Spring is a time to find out where you are, who you are, and move toward where you are going.

Men who fight wars in winter don't live till spring.

Never give up hope, spring will come.

Nothing says spring like hand-cut flowers.

When I was, like, 16, I went in to the head of Disney, and I hadn't taken acting class really at all, and I didn't know what I was doing, and it was really embarrassing. Of course, you think Disney wants over-the-top and funny, and I was just trying to be over-the-top and funny, and it just wasn't working, and that was the worst.

In the U.K. and Ireland, crowd-work is a big thing. It shows you how funny someone would be if you met them off-stage. Americans don't care if you're funny off-stage. They want to see the writing; they want to see the work you did.

Oftentimes, a funny situation is funny because it's uncomfortable or weird. The most memorable stories, or the stuff that you repeat to your friends, it's not like, "Oh, I had a pleasant day, nothing happened on the bus today." It's when strange things happen, when you become uncomfortable or knocked out of your own reality, those are the things that are interesting.

I'm not really a line type of guy. I mean, pick-up lines work for some guys. You gotta really sell that thing hard. I did try one pick-up line, and it failed miserably. I thought it was really funny, but the girl didn't find it very funny.

Flowers that bloom in the winter may not survive till spring.

How sad would be November if we had no knowledge of the spring!

Fresh curls spring from the baldest brow. There is nothing inorganic.

The spring has sprung, the grass is rizz. I wonder where them birdies is?

Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring.

Fighting for a job - that's been my mindset every Spring Training.

No mortal is alert enough to be present at the first dawn of spring.

Love's gentle spring doth always fresh remain.

Spring has returned. The Earth is like a child that knows poems.

All central beliefs on human matters spring from a personal predicament.

Dig deeply into the spring of love and partake of it. The supply is infinite.

Each of us is a seed, a silent promise, and it is always Spring.

Spring, / you are a pinking shears: you cut / fresh edges on the world.

It's all so beautiful . . . the spring . . . and books and music and fires. . . . Why aren't they enough?

The grandeur of the acts of men are measured by the inspiration from which they spring.

All that happens is as usual and familiar as the rose in spring and the crop in summer.

Contentions fierce, Ardent, and dire, spring from no petty cause.

When I try to be funny, it always makes me more nervous that I'm trying too hard, and then my brain that already thinks too much jumps into hyper drive, and I light-speed start talking 'Star Trek' to someone who's talking 'Star Wars.' Anyway, it doesn't work out usually when I 'try' to be funny.

I really don't have a type. I never had a type. If I could put them all together, it's, like, the most different grouping. So I love when guys are funny. I love guys that are funny and goofy and over the top. And you know, I really like personality.

'Funny Games' was conceived as a provocation. My other films are different. If people feel my other films are, or respond to them as provocation, then that's quite different. 'Funny Games' is the only one of mine where my intention was to provoke the audience.

Faith is a curious thing. It must be renewed; it has its own spring.

Spring's first conviction is a wealth beyond its whole experience.

Events of great consequence often spring from trifling circumstances.

I approach spring training the same way every year.

Music comes from an icicle as it melts, to live again as spring water.

The desert weed lives on, but the flower of spring blooms and wilts.

Spring bursts today, For love is risen and all the earth's at play.

Always it’s Spring)and everyone’s in love and flowers pick themselves.

Without spring, life would be much less pinky!

When I walked in on 'Drag Race' and saw Katya, I had no idea she was gonna be funny, because she was stunning. She had this perfect red lip, I remember looking into her eyes and being like, 'This is a woman!' Then she was really funny. She kind of presents normal, and it's a one-two punch with the comedy.

'Tis only when they spring to Heaven that angels reveal themselves to you.

There are four seasons in a year: Winter, Spring, Summer and Colour!

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.

None of us is certain about the outcome of the Arab Spring.