Top 1200 Funny Spring Quotes & Sayings - Page 19

Displease the Winter King and we'll none of us see another spring.

I just knew that I was funny, and I knew that it was just a matter of time. I didn't know what was going to actually happen - this is definitely way bigger than I thought - but I knew there was no way I was going to be that funny, and nobody was going to notice it.

It's funny: most people who recognize me on the subway and stuff - it's much more they think of me as a funny guy. I get much more of people telling me how much I make them laugh, actually. Which is nice.

The very spring and root of honesty and virtue lie in good education.

I love funny women. I love writing funny women characters.

In spring, you can have a little bit more fun with color and be out there.

The world's favorite season is the spring. All things seem possible in May.

Sometimes just being an immigrant, I read things the wrong way, and that can be funny. Or I'll put the emphasis on the wrong word, and that can be funny. I have an affinity for comedy because I like to watch them. It's an honor to make comedies because I love being able to pop something into the DVD player and laugh. I love doing it.

From its peaceful bosom spring none but fond regrets and tender recollections.

We all have rooms in our homes that could benefit from a good spring-cleaning.

This nation is like a spring freshet; it overruns its banks and destroys all who are in its path.

I got into trouble a lot in school. They say you're a disturbance in class. You're a distraction, they're moving you around. You never really get rewarded in class for being funny. You're a disturbance. But the funny kid is often witty and clever and quick... they finally get a chance to express themselves when they get out of school.

The snow has not yet left the earth but spring is already asking to enter your heart.

If not for you, winter wouldn't hold no spring, couldn't hear a robin sing. I just wouldn't have a clue, if not for you.

Inasmuch as ill-deeds spring up as a spontaneous crop, they are easy to learn.

A comic says funny things. A comedian says things funny.

Now the Earth with many flowers puts on her spring embroidery

I thought that spring must last forevermore, For I was young and loved, and it was May.

Tantarrara! the joyous Book of Spring Lies open, writ in blossoms.

[An article about Cho] started out, "Funny, sexy, zaftig Margaret Cho..." What is "zaftig?" Isn't that German for "big fat pig?" I guess I was lucky - "zaftig" is kind of a nice word. It could have been, "Funny, sexy, OBESE Margaret Cho."

The beauteous eyes of the spring's fair night With comfort are downward gazing.

Rebellion without truth is like spring in a bleak, arid desert.

One can always come up with funny lists and jokes. You know what? I take it back. Not everyone can always come up with funny lists and some jokes. I'm very lucky to have a gift where I can do that pretty ably.

Spring was running in a thin green flame over the valley.

There's a difference between being a comic and a comedian. A comic is a guy who says funny things, and a comedian is a guy who says things funny, and he has a style and point of view that will last much longer.

The temptations to wrong are many; they spring out of a corrupt nature.

Poor, dear, silly Spring, preparing her annual surprise!

I don't consider myself a funny girl, but I do have a sense of humor because I don't take myself too seriously. Taking yourself too seriously, I think, is not right. Life is supposed to be funny. Because if you can laugh about yourself when you made a mistake or when you did something wrong, you can learn from it.

We live in a funny time, a funny era, when desire, to be adult desire, has to be conceived as sexual. And that didn't used to be the case. Sexuality is a social construction as much as anything else and I think the realities of sexuality don't always fit into the social constructions that we have, and we live in a goal-oriented time - on all fronts.

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

Some people say funny things - but I say things funny.

Kind of the exhausting thing about doing pure comedy, or something that's broader, is you're kind of a slave to the laugh. If it's not funny, then there's not much point in doing it. The kind of ueber-objective is to make people laugh. You always have to have that in the back of your mind, 'Eh, I've got to figure out a way to make this funny.'

I think the players set the tone right away in spring training.

For those that endure until spring, existence is reduced to its elegant essentials.

Kind of the exhausting thing about doing pure comedy, or something that's broader, is you're kind of a slave to the laugh. If it's not funny, then there's not much point in doing it. The kind of über-objective is to make people laugh. You always have to have that in the back of your mind, "Eh, I've got to figure out a way to make this funny."

Bricks should be made in Spring or Autumn so that they may dry uniformly.

It's mountains. The air is crisp. It's peaceful. You don't get spring break in Guanajuato.

the smell of lilacs crept poignantly into the room like a remembered spring.

Literature must spring from the deep and submerged humus of our life.

Civil confusions often spring from trifles but decide great issues.

Spring and autumn are inconsiderable events in a landscape compared with the shadows of a cloud.

Spring blossoms are fairy tales, autumn leaves are tragic dramas.

Autumn arrives in early morning, but spring at the close of a winter day.

The green shoots of economic spring are appearing once again.

Walking around an early spring garden- going nowhere.

Good manners spring from just one thing - kind impulses.

South Carolina is in the spring a paradise, in the summer a hell, and in the autumn a hospital.

We moved over to Silver Spring, actually near University Park.

Spring rain leaking through the roof dripping from the wasps' nest.

Any comic can get on the radio show and be funny. You can get that on any morning radio show or afternoon radio show. There are plenty of people who do that. It's not a difficult format, to sit around with two or three comics and be funny.

The tree is stripped, All color, fragrance gone, Yet already on the bough, Uncaring spring!

Face of the spring moon- about twelve years old, I'd say.

The sun is all about the world we see, the breath and strength of every spring.

Wag the world how it will, Leaves must be green in Spring.

True art can only spring from the intimate linking of the serious and the playful.

Religion and art spring from the same root and are close kin.

I know what is funny coming out of my mouth and what is not funny coming out of my mouth. You have to figure out, What is the joke that I can do that nobody else can do?

The way to make coaches think you're in shape in the spring is to get a tan.

Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, Spring comes, and the grass grows, by itself.