Top 1200 Funny Spring Quotes & Sayings - Page 20

A woman is a woman. A woman has male problems, has job problems, and I think funny is funny.

Winter is dead; spring is crazy; summer is cheerful and autumn is wise!

I was on the mathematics faculty at M.I.T. from 1951 through until I resigned in the spring of 1959.

I don't trust tragedies much. It's easy to make a person sad by showing him something tragic. We all recognize when sad things happen: someone dies, someone loses a loved one, young love is crushed. It's much harder to make a man laugh-what's funny to one person isn't funny to another.

It's June in January Because I'm in love It always is spring in my heart with you in my arms.

I drank water from your spring and felt the current take me.

I always felt that it was easier to take a funny person and teach them to write television than to take somebody who was a television writer and make them funny. And I discovered a lot of great writers that went on to do a lot of great shows like 'Seinfeld,' 'Friends,' you know, 'Three and a Half Men.'

For those of us imprisoned in Poland, the Prague Spring was a harbinger of hope.

Only with winter-patience can we bring the deep-desired, long-awaited Spring.

The funny thing is, I was not a fan of horror when I was a kid. I was scared to watch scary movies. And then along came 'Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein,' and 'Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy.' And I like those films because they made scary funny, and it was kind of ironic that I ended up doing the 'Hotel' movies.

I was just at home walking around at home, and I started feel, well, just funny. You know how you can feel funny? I had a strange pain in my chest. So my housekeeper took me to the hospital, when they hooked me up and did all these tests turned out I had a big heart attack.

Spring and fall, those are very inspiring times of the year for me.

To me, the musical is best when it's a musical comedy. So if you have a very, very funny show, and very good, funny songs, that's what the musical does best.

The wealthy man is not he who has money, but he who has the means to live in the luxurious state of early spring.

There art two cardinal sins from which all others spring: Impatience and Laziness.

Spring being a tough act to follow, God created June.

I think stutterers are funny. And I know it's rude and politically incorrect to laugh at stutterers. But I think it is okay because I know why they're funny. They make people nervous. People think, when on earth are they going to get the word out, so they start laughing out of their own nervousness.

Either I'm funny or the world's funny. I don't know which. The bottle and lid don't fit. It could be the bottle's fault or the lid's fault. In either case, there's no denying that the fit is bad.

The revolutions of the Arab Spring happened because people realized they were the power.

A habit of devout fellowship with God is the spring of all our life, and the strength of it.

As the Little House settled down on her new foundation, she smiled happily. Once again she could watch the sun and moon and stars. Once again she could watch Spring and Summer and Fall and Winter come and go. Once again she was lived in and taken care of. Never again would she be curious about the city... Never again would she want to live there... The stars twinkled above her... A new moon was coming up... It was Spring... And all was quiet and peaceful in the country.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

We'll just have to find more flowers in the spring. That's when they bloom, tra la.

Don't insist on going where you think you want to go. Ask the way to the spring.

Poised for flight, Wings spread bright, Spring from night into the Sun.

I would have bartered a diamond mine for a glass of pure spring water!

It's funny, there's all these slogans like 'you're never too old to keep dreaming.' You know it's funny how in the basketball world, and in the business world where you're just supposed to stop. In the sports world, I feel like at 35 you're just supposed to stop. If you do, that's great.

Kindness that allows barriers to one's relationship with God to spring up is self-destructive.

A man has every season while a woman only has the right to spring.

Spring, when the earth tilts closer to the sun, runs a strict timetable of flowers.

I am thankful that in a troubled world no calamity can prevent the return of spring.

If God wanted football played in the spring, he would not have invented baseball.

The cool thing about 'Transparent' is that the show is funny but not like a sitcom is funny. It all comes down to the writing... The writers on that show are so good that you don't have to worry about anything. There are so many things that can go wrong making a TV show or a movie, but if the writing's good, that's, like, 95 percent of it.

Just to talk in front of people is scary. And now you gotta learn how to be funny, and now you gotta learn how to make people laugh at what you think is funny. That's not easy.

The biggest failures come round and spring ultimate surprises of survival.

Fresh spring! / The world is only Nine days old - / These fields and mountains!

Sometimes people that are very good at improvisation in life, meaning like stage improvisation, aren't good in films because you have to ultimately take a scene where it needs to go. It's not about just saying something that's funny. You can say something funny but if it's not on story or driving the scene to its end it's really not very helpful at all.

If I think something's funny, I think it's funny.

One ought to have the right to have a secret and to spring it as a surprise. But if you live inside a family you have neither.

Not funny ha ha, funny weird.

Begin with duties of a man and rights will follow as spring follows winter

Winter, spring, summer, or fall, all you gotta do is call, and I'll be there, 'cause you've got a friend.

Spring flies, and with it all the train it leads; and flowers, in fading, leave us but their seeds.

No good water comes from a muddy spring. No sweet fruit comes from a bitter seed.

I think you have a case of either 'testitis' or 'I Didn't Do My Homework Syndrome'. It's common in the Spring.

Spring's greatest joy beyond a doubt is when it brings the children out.

Going before an audience of people who expect you to be funny is tough. Going before an audience that expect you to be boring, and then being a little funny, is much easier. I prefer easier.

Comedy is serious - deadly serious. Never, never try to be funny! The actors must be serious. Only the situation must be absurd. Funny is in the writing, not in the performing. If the situation isn't absurd, no amount of joke will help.

Spring ... made fair false promises which summer was called upon to keep.

Nature is the fountain's head, the source from whence all originality must spring.

The errors of women spring, almost always, from their faith in the good, or their confidence in the true

I'm funny when I want to be. And I'm even funny when I don't want to be.

I had this very strict rule when I began auditioning that I wasn't gonna do a thicker accent, because it was like, 'I can't tell if it's supposed to be funny because he talks funny.' And now I feel like there are certain characters that I could play that could involve doing a thicker accent, as long as it's specific to that character.

Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed.

If every tiny flower wanted to be a rose, spring would lose its loveliness.

Yet there is no spring in Florida, neither in boskage perdu, nor on the nunnery beaches.

The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers: They call it 'easing the Spring.'

Spring is the ultimate genius of the existence and the utter ladder of the lovers ascending to the infinity.

Welcome, maids of honor, You doe bring In the spring, And wait upon her.

A little learning is a dangerous thing; Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring.