Top 1200 Funny Story Quotes & Sayings - Page 6

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At home in my room, I'm funny, but if I'm commissioned to be that, I don't feel very funny.

Funny is funny, and it can come in 8 billion different shades and flavors, so I think it's silly to kind of limit it.

There's nothing worse than trying to be funny and not being funny.

It's not always easy to go from funny on the page to funny on the screen.

I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.

My funny speech wasn't funny. That's not the first time a politician has done that.

I don't make fun of my characters. I just like to laugh and I think people are funny and the world is funny.

There are some situations in life that are simply not funny, and there's nothing funny about them, but they're rare, and they don't last all that long.

My job changes very little because I've found that the more you try to be funny, the less funny you become.

We, in America, love a story - we need a story to get involved in. But then everything becomes more about how the story protects a certain perception as we pick sides.

My name is Steven Crowder, and I happen to find blatant gayness funny. I mean really funny.

My initial introduction to him was - this is a funny story... My Aunt Marian, my entire life growing up, told me that I looked like Charlie Chaplin. That didn't really resonate with me when I was younger - I hadn't seen a lot of his films.

Peyton Manning is funny, hence the 'Saturday Night Live'; you see him in his commercials. He's funny.

I remember Tucker Toomey was named so because "T's are funny!" And if Garry Marshall says it's funny, by god, it must be so.

I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.

It's nice to see a story that centers around other couples, instead of having, you know, the sassy gay friend or the funny best friend or the assistant, which is just like these stereotypical roles that tend to be put in movies.

When I'm with other people who inspire my silliness or sense of humor, I'm funny. When I sit down to write, it's hard not to be funny.

[In comedy] you never want to leave the actors hanging out to dry. So you need to come up with funny individual stories for each character, and then you do this sort of comedy geometry, weaving them together. Once you've got a funny structure and you know why the scenes are funny, then you get super funny people to say your own lines, say their own lines, say things in their own way, and every scene is a live rewrite in front of the camera.

People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case.

I'll just talk and talk for an hour, an hour and half, until funny things come out of my mouth - often things that I don't think will be funny, often things that I just thought were sentences, turn out to be funny, because they're the sentences of an idiot. There's level of self-awareness that develops, and I write down things that were funny, usually when I'm on stage, and that becomes the show.

All these years I've had a story in my mind, the story about us that never really existed. And because of that story, I've kept you framed up on the wall in a little box of nostalgic moonlight.

Adam Sandler is a really funny guy in real life. Separate from all of the movies, that is a funny man.

The ‘experimental’ writer, then, is simply following the story’s commands to the best of his human ability. The writer is not the story, the story is the story. See? Sometimes this is very hard to accept and sometimes too easy. On the one hand, there’s the writer who can’t face his fate: that the telling of a story has nothing at all to do with him; on the other hand, there’s the one who faces it too well: that the telling of the story has nothing at all to do with him

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!

If you try to deliver a funny line in a funny way, it comes out as wacky and you ruin the scene.

Very few writers understand the complex history and maddening social order of the Mississippi Delta. For Steve Yarbrough, though, it's home turf. He is wickedly observant, funny, cynical, evocative, and he possesses a gift that cannot be taught: he can tell a story.

The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn't so funny.

There's nothing less funny than trying to force funny.

Story is the umbilical cord that connects us to the past, present, and future. Family. Story is a relationship between the teller and the listener, a responsibility. . . . Story is an affirmation of our ties to one another.

It's not funny when you actually get shot, but afterwards, yeah, it's funny.

What's funny is funny. It doesn't matter what expense it's at. There are people who don't like that and I understand.

Lewis Carroll, you see, wasn't really interested in telling an exciting story. Well, he wasn't interested in things like cause and effect or a linear narrative. It's surreal, it's absurd, it's wordplay, it's satirical, it's analyzing itself, it's funny, it's an enormous challenge.

I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny.

Be Funny. Be naturally funny. If you're not, get out of the business. Be compassionate.

I'm 42 and the age of a guy who has kids, so I guess I'm playing right where I'm supposed to be. I'm comfortable with that, but in the same breath I'd do something edgy. If someone came to me and offered me an edgy and funny story, then I'd do it.

I don't come from Lake Wobegon, and that world is not mine. It's not that funny to me. It's funny to other people, and I'm not judging it, but the world that I come from is not considered funny by other people as well. There's so much pain in it.

The story of my life is profoundly unclear. It is a rock-and-roll story and, at the same time, a story of my walk with Christ. The two are melded together in ways both unpredictable and unsure.

A funny person is funny only for so long, but a wit can sit down and go on being spellbinding forever.

And she never could remember; and ever since that day what Lucy means by a good story is a story which reminds her of the forgotten story in the Magician's Book.

I opened the door. He looked down at my shirt and smiled. "Funny," he said. "Don't call my boobs funny," I answered.

How many times do you read about 'the Cinderella story,' the story of the underdog, the story of the ordinary human being, often subjected to cruelty and ignorance and neglect, who somehow triumphs?

It's funny - I was a big fan of 'The Sopranos.' It became kind of a threat to 'The X-Files' in a way because they could play with language, character, and story in ways that we never could because of the limitations of network television.

To the U.S. and the world, I'm just known as some funny song and some funny music, some funny video guy. But in Korea I'm doing one of the biggest concerts; it's not a dance music concert. I'm playing with the band, so I change my every song to a rock song.

It's funny: I look at songs, and I guess they each tell a story, and the different songs talk about different things. But they're unified by the rhythm underneath and the way that we decided to arrange and play them.

It's funny - for a long time, I didn't know I was writing a book. I was writing stories. For me, each story took so long and took so much out of me, that when I finished it, I was like, Oh my gosh, I feel like I've poured everything from myself into this, and then I'd get depressed for a week. And then once I was ready to write a new story, I would want to write about something that was completely different, so I would search for a totally different character with a different set of circumstances.

Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.

I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. And when you're very, very happy, you're not very funny. You're just happy. I'd rather be damaged and funny.

I don't want to be a facilitator for other funny people. It doesn't seem smart for me to be in a comedy and not be funny. My spirit can't take it.

There are few lonelier sights than a good comedian being funny in a movie that doesn't know what funny is.

I wasn't particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.

I treasure the Bible. I live in it and work on it all the time. But it is not the word of God. It's the tribal story of a particular people, and the best thing about that story is that the story keeps growing and evolving.

In America, funny women are allowed to be glamorous and funny, but over here, you're not.

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

I never think I want to try to be funny. And humor, if there is anything funny, should come from a real place.

I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part!

Optimism isn't funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. It's exaggeration.

Optimism isnt funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. Its exaggeration.

I mean, it's funny, I'm not going to lie. It's funny saying it. We're the Pelicans.

I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up.