Top 1200 Funny Teamwork Quotes & Sayings - Page 3

Great teamwork is the only way we create the breakthroughs that define our careers.

The best teamwork comes from men who are working independently toward one goal in unison.

As far as my personality, my friends and family know I'm crazy! I love to have fun; I'm bubbly. People say I'm funny but I don't know that I'm funny: I don't try to be funny and tell jokes and stuff like that, but I always got something slick to say.

Good teams incorporate teamwork into their culture, creating the building blocks for success.

I think it's really important to have a vision of teamwork, team play, and unselfishness.

TEAMWORK: the fuel that allows common people attain uncommon results.

We also have no incentive compensation of any kind. And the reason we don’t is because it is detrimental to teamwork.

Humor strips dominated what were called the funny papers early in the century, but by the 1920s and '30s, adventure strips had taken over. With 'Beetle Bailey,' I revived the funny part of the funny papers, and I'd be proud to be remembered for that.

Despite the increasingly presidential style of political leadership in our country, teamwork is essential.

Mr. McCabe thinks that I am not serious but only funny, because Mr. McCabe thinks that funny is the opposite of serious. Funny is the opposite of not funny and nothing else.

We want people that fit in our locker room. As I said, it's all about teamwork.

Creating open teamwork is the best way to encourage innovation.

When I was in improv workshops or doing stand-up or writing comedy with others, or just doing comedy, I just laughed. Funny was funny; I loved to laugh. I always liked people I found generally funny.

I think funny is just the foundation. I don't really think, to some extent, funny is the absolute most important thing. It should also communicate some idea through the medium of cartooning. Just to be funny is... You know what, the things that you laugh hardest at aren't cartoons.

Teamwork does not come naturally. Let's face it. We are born with certain inclinations, but sharing isn't one of them.

Vision is an important part of being a good editor, but so is teamwork and grace.

I think that Obama is very cool. And I think he's clever, and I think he can be witty. But I don't think he's funny in either the way that Reagan was funny - or John McCain and Dick Cheney are both funny in that ruthless, kind of mean way.

I've noticed, as a comedy fan, that I really like Paul Thomas Anderson or Quentin Tarantino because when they're funny, they're actually funny. It's not like when other dramatic writers have comedy, and I'm just like, 'Well, that's not funny. Why are you even trying to make a joke here?'

I invite everyone to chose forgiveness rather than division, teamwork over personal ambition.

There are the class clowns that are disruptive and the kids laugh and you earn the teacher's disdain, I was the kind of class clown that also cracked the teacher up. I was funny in a way that was not dissing the teacher; I was funny just to be funny.

Team members who feel threatened but who are not aware of it become rigid - and that stops teamwork.

Winning isn't as important as doing well individually. You can't take teamwork up to the front office to negotiate.

Teamwork is what makes common people capable of uncommon results.

Sport fosters many things that are good; teamwork and leadership.

Unity is strength... when there is teamwork and collaboration, wonderful things can be achieved.

'Teamwork' is the word that bosses use when they actually mean 'Do what I say'

For running a country, team work is important, and the person at the helm has to enjoy teamwork.

You need teamwork to achieve real success, and that attitude comes straight from soccer.

If you take out the team in teamwork, it's just work. Now who wants that?

The lessons I learned in Vietnam and in the NFL reinforced one another: teamwork, sacrifice, responsibility, accountability, and leadership.

Trust is the foundation of real teamwork (there is nothing touchy-feely about this).

What people really want is not to make something funny, but to make something amusing - which, in many ways, is the opposite of funny. To amuse someone is to eliminate discomfort and awkwardness, kind of like a massage for the brain, while to be funny is to point out awkwardness and discomfort. Everyone thinks they want funny, but they really want amusement.

The original outline for 'Mississippi Grind' was actually an attempt to go funny. But when we showed it to people we realized that maybe it wasn't as funny to other people as it was to us - we have a pretty specific sense of what's funny - and then we thought, O.K., we need to do this more like we would actually make one of our movies.

I'm quite sarcastic, and I'm funny, but not kind of funny. It's a weird funny, and some people don't get me, and some people do.

Someone trying to be funny probably isn't as funny as someone who doesn't want to be funny but is and can't help it. Someone being serious or angry might be funny. If you get angry, the first thing I want to do is laugh because I don't know why you're getting that angry. Pathos makes me laugh, funerals make me laugh.

I have never understood that. I come from a place where the press makes or breaks an actor and it is more of a teamwork relationship.

As a retired football coach, I know a good bit about teamwork and winning.

Comedy isn't really something where you get discovered. You can't network your way to being funny or talented. It's not hard to get seen if you're funny. If you're funny, talented, and work hard, you will go somewhere.

At the end of the day government is about teamwork and partnership and we will be proving that by working together.

I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people. Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny. I'm the least funny person in a room full of funny people.

I like ones that pertain to the music they make. Talking Heads does that somehow. More often than not band names are just a quirky joke that doesn't really stay funny for very long. It's like Homer Simpson's barbershop quartet, the Be Sharps. At first you're like, 'That's funny!' Then you're like, 'It's not that funny.'

As an NFL rookie, I had to buy meals for older guys. I appreciate hierarchy. I understand teamwork.

My philosophy is that if you're playing a moment truthfully, that it's a funny moment, then hopefully it will be funny. I like to just go for a truth in the work as much as I can. There's a lack of ego when you're working with comedy that I really love. It's hard to come up with something funny. It's become a fun game in a way. Everyone is going for the gold, for that humor.

Teamwork is the ability to work together toward a common vision.

Playing basketball taught me the value of determination and teamwork.

TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.

To me, teamwork is the beauty of our sport, where you have five acting as one. You become selfless.

'Entourage' was a show that existed around wish-fulfillment. People watched it because they wanted to believe they could go on private jets and be hanging out in Hollywood, but as a show, comedically, it was not funny. Not a funny show. It's funny, ironically, because of how terrible it is.

As young Australians, the value of teamwork has been instilled in us throughout our schooling.

I quite enjoy more teamwork and offering something up into the mix.

As a punt returner in the NFL, I know all about teamwork, high-speeds, and collisions on Sundays.

Comedians, we're just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine. Like, if Jerry Seinfeld wasn't funny, you'd want to punch him in the face; he'd just seem like a whiner to you. But the fact is that he's funny.

As you can see marriage is about putting away selfishness and taking on the concept of teamwork.

I think, as a comedian, the funniest you can be is with people you know, and [whom] you've known for years, in a pub. That's as funny as you get, and so the aim [while stand-up] is to get that funny on stage with 5,000 strangers, to get that funny in a room where people shouldn't be listening but they are.

The philosophy of jazz represents tolerance, teamwork and inclusion. That's what America is about. The music reflects that.

Teamwork gives you the best opportunity to turn vision into reality.

There are funny gay people, and there are funny Indian people, and that's why we watch TV, to laugh. It only makes sense to include all types of funny people, whether or not they're gay or straight or what have you.

Comedy should never be over-analysed. It's either funny or it isn't. There's a subtle difference between those who say funny things and those who say things funny.

Teamwork is wasting half of one's time explaining to others why they are wrong.

I'm a true believer in the strength of teamwork, in the power of dreams, and in the absolute necessity of a support structure.