Top 1200 Funny Valentines Day Quotes & Sayings - Page 4

The funny thing about the boy who gave away his loaves and fish is that he, too, ended the day with a full stomach.

I loved being in the room with Mamet as a director - he is the most generous, funny, delightful person to work for every day.

When you live in a city, as I do, where violence is really in the streets, and people die every day, there's nothing funny about it.

People who do not have funny in them are not funny when they read funny lines. Sorry. Just doesn't work that way. Seriously, this is the biggest rule of all. You live and die with your casting decisions. Your actors are the heart and soul of the whole thing. Without brilliant actors, you will not have a brilliant film.

Ohh, how clever," Aden said and clapped. "A death threat. You know what's funny? That's not even my first of the day.

I love Ice Cube and Charlie Day. They're brilliant men, great actors and very funny people.

I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'

I've seen all the Judd Apatow movies, and I'd love to have a really funny little part in one of them some day.

Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences.

Being me is funny. I've made this weird character, and I think it's really funny.

Turns out you have a really fun time if you go to work every day and focus on being silly and funny and happy!

I took 'P.S. I Love You' thinking it was going to be a little funny, and I ended up crying every day on that film.

In every show that you see, there's some stuff that's funny and some stuff that is not, or there might be stuff that you find funny and I don't. That would be true for any show, however funny or popular.

You can give a guy a funny line, but you can't make him say it funny.

It doesn't matter how many times the audience has heard it before. If it's funny, it's funny.

My philosophy is that if you're playing a moment truthfully, that it's a funny moment, then hopefully it will be funny. I like to just go for a truth in the work as much as I can. There's a lack of ego when you're working with comedy that I really love. It's hard to come up with something funny. It's become a fun game in a way. Everyone is going for the gold, for that humor.

Why do all these people want [comedians] to be serious? The reason they want that is these are people who aren't funny. Anybody funny can be serious, but people who have no sense of humor, they can never be funny - and frankly, they're jealous. There's very few comic actors. Think about it. There aren't that many. It's hard because you have to be able to do both.

I'm a prankster, so some of the - you know, I like a good joke. I think when it's funny, it's funny.

When I say something funny in a newspaper and I meant it to be funny, it doesn't read that way.

I think funny is just the foundation. I don't really think, to some extent, funny is the absolute most important thing. It should also communicate some idea through the medium of cartooning. Just to be funny is... You know what, the things that you laugh hardest at aren't cartoons.

I love to do comedy, and I don't think of things as drama or comedy. I think that if it's a funny line, it's a funny line. If it's a funny moment, it's a funny moment.

It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.

Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilarious.

I think maybe to survive, I mean to just get through the day - I'm not saying that everything is hilariously funny.

It's impossible not to be aware of the Ryan Murphy empire, but he is so kind and funny, and you feel in such safe hands every day.

Comedy should never be over-analysed. It's either funny or it isn't. There's a subtle difference between those who say funny things and those who say things funny.

I've been lucky enough to play some funny, nasty ladies in my day, and if you can make them foolish, they're even funnier.

In acting you do a lot of research. Audience watch Jet Li because of the fight. They watch other actors because they are funny. If they want funny, they don't want to see Jet Li, they watch the other guy. That's the reality I face, until the one day I can prove I can make film without action that is a fun movie. Then everybody will say Jet Li, hmmm.

I actually had some funny dialogue [ in Stardust Memories], a little piece, and we shot all day in this big ballroom. Gordon Willis was the director of photography, and at the end of the day, Gordon turned to Woody Allen and said, "We cannot accomplish all of this in this space. It's impossible." And we'd been rehearsing and trying to shoot this thing all day. So Woody said, "Okay, let's do something else." He looked at me and said, "Come back tomorrow, I'll put you in something else." And he did.

I do not think that obsession is funny or that not being able to stop one's intensity is funny.

I do think there are some actors that can get away with trying to be funny, and they're still funny because they're just likeable, and you want to see them. Me, though, when you see me trying to be funny, it's like the worst thing in the world. It's needy, it's cloying, it's manipulative - it's bad.

For some reason, people find me funny. It's quite hard to define why a thought is funny. It's even harder to define why a person would be funny. It's a word that I can't define at all. But whether I know quite what it is or not, I seem to be it.

It's not hard for me to be funny. But it's really hard. I don't think a lot of people are funny. I meet a lot of people, and most of them aren't funny.

I don't really find things funny unless they're deeply tragic at the same time. I think if you're funny just for the sake of being funny, it's just frivolous nonsense. To me, all the best comic plays have been written about really serious and rather bleak things.

Lou Holtz, I was also a huge fan of. He was really funny. I think that's a big part of why I was attracted to the Razorbacks: I thought Lou Holtz was really funny. He is really funny. Too bad he's a born-again, or whatever.

I grew up with an extremely funny dad, and my mom is super funny.

On the red carpet, I can be different women with every event and change my style and that's funny because at the end of the day, that's my work as an actress.

There are quite a few very funny people in my life. You know those people who don't mean to be funny, they just come out with these zingers that just make you howl with laughter. Usually you find these people in the road crew. A good crew is a key to a healthy funny bone.

I've always really enjoyed sounds and alliteration and funny words and funny melodies.

The truth is really funny. It's uncomfortable sometimes, it's dramatic sometimes, but it's really funny. Life is funny.

I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny.

I've been too funny in my life to have to play a character who's... moderately funny.

I used to stutter really badly. Everybody thinks it's funny. And it's not funny. It's not.

It's funny, we make all these sacrifices for our nation, but are we really getting looked after properly at the end of the day?

I personally like Kolarov. He is one of the funniest players I have played with. Every day, he has something new, and he is a funny guy!

I tell you, it's funny because the only time I think about HIV is when I have to take my medicine twice a day.

When we shot that [Westworld], it was so funny. Not funny - I mean, like, funny-strange because I, personally as an actress and as a person, am so used to having to play the damsel, that when we were shooting that scene, and Jimmi looked at me and said, "Dolores, run," I ran. Then I stopped myself, and I turned around and I went, "Oh my God. I'm so used to running."

Growing up, I didn't know anything about comedy and didn't know anything about comedians or what standup was. I grew up in the projects with no dream of anything, it was in my formatting when i got older and started talking to my friends about how I felt, they would be like, "dude, that's funny." Then one day my friend was like, "Dude, you don't understand how funny you are, you need to do standup"!

I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else.

I like ones that pertain to the music they make. Talking Heads does that somehow. More often than not band names are just a quirky joke that doesn't really stay funny for very long. It's like Homer Simpson's barbershop quartet, the Be Sharps. At first you're like, 'That's funny!' Then you're like, 'It's not that funny.'

There's a difference between delivering real funny and just silly funny.

If something's awful, I find it funny. If something's funny, I find it funny. It's my natural, go-to place.

My parents were funny. My brothers were funny. We just laughed and had a good time. Growing up, it breeds that. It breeds your funny. It breeds your creativity.

My music has to be funny and sad and happy and loving; it's gotta have it all. When somebody's just too dark all the time, it's just drama. Or if somebody's too funny? Well, I like being too funny sometimes.

If there's an audience, I think they're going to expect me to be funny. But what if I'm not funny? What if I fail?

We have a funny concept of time in this culture. We revere it as we revere money, yet we rarely spend any of it on ourselves. We complain that we can't make what time we have go around, yet day after day we spend our allotment doing things we don't really want to be doing.

As a human being, as you go through the course of your day, you might wake up with the shittiest day, and by noon something f - king historically funny happens around the water cooler, and you're about to fart yourself you're laughing so hard. And then you might have to think about something seriously for a minute.

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.

I have to say, the other day I was reading some negative comments, and I was thinking they were really funny. So I guess they don't anymore.

I wanna be funny, but if I have a chance to make a point while being funny - why not?