Top 1200 Funny Videos Quotes & Sayings - Page 16

You find out in life that people really like you funny. So what do you give 'em? Humor. And then if you show them the other side, they don't like you as much. I find, too, that I can hide behind the idiot's mask being funny, and you never see the sorrow or the pain.

I always do my own makeup, hair, and styling, including in videos and on, like, album covers.

I'm either doing a show or in the gym or studying WWE videos or eating. I have to eat a lot.

Don't try to give a funny opinion; give your opinion in a way that will be funny.

Wrestling is my life, and if I'm not training or in the gym, then I'm watching videos to learn more about it.

When I think back on high school, I always tried to make silly videos with my friends.

I've never seen Kendrick Lamar crack a joke, and I've met him, but I'm sure he's hilarious, too, just because he's so good at rapping. J. Cole is a funny guy as well. Drake is funny. But who's the funniest guy I've met who is a rapper? I would say 50 Cent.

Make an account, start uploading videos, and then be yourself; it's very cliche, but no one else can do it.

When you come to the Bay, we always had this slick talk. E-40 made it real famous. We make up words. We talk real funny. When you hang around a bunch of Bay cats, you're like, 'You guys are funny.' But that's our way.

I pity the fellow who has to create a dialect or paraphrase the dictionary to get laughs. I can't spell, but I have never stooped to spell cat with a 'k' to get at your funny bone. I love a drink, but I never encouraged drunkenness by harping on its alleged funny side.

People like light and silly, and they like stuff that's really energetic, and you get a character in a film bouncing around and screaming, people laugh. That's all it takes. I don't find that funny. To me, what's funny is dialogue and nuance of character and performance.

I love making videos on my couch. You can put those on the Internet fast. I can express myself.

What I've understood is that to be funny is not my job. To see funny is my job.

For me posting videos on YouTube and interacting with people on Twitter is a great release from the stresses of football.

I had this funny family. At one end, they were breeding dogs in south-east London - for greyhound racing - and at the other, my uncle was living in Downing Street. And I would actually go to Downing Street, which didn't strike me as funny. I'd get on the number 15 bus.

I guess you could say the beginning of my career as an actress was when I started performing in music videos.

Sex is always funny. I don't find it sexy, I find it really horrifying. But it's an act that we need. And that need, that desire, is what makes it really funny.

I think we're the only jokeless show on television. I mean really, we have no setups and no punch lines. It's not a joke show. There are funny lines and funny moments but again the comedy is born of the human experience and awkward pauses are a great part of what it is to be human.

I truly loved doing the videos, but it has been hard hearing all the time that you're just the Aerosmith chick.

I'm not a big fan of any video, especially my own. In a word, I hated the Hall & Oates videos.

Laurence Olivier said in an interview once that when he plays a tragedy he always aims for the funny parts, and the other way around. Because in a comedy you look for what's serious. I think that's true. Sometimes things are really funny if you're absolutely earnest. If you're really serious, it's hilarious.

I have several videos on my phone that I’ve never released. Having dance parties in our car, don’t be jealous!

I love watching keep-fit videos while munching chocolate chip cookies.

Yes, it's true. I'm soon going to direct music videos for our company T-series.

[George Michael] is a great songwriter and he makes very classy videos, like me.

I have been directing ads and videos for quite some time. And I wanted to direct films.

I've been seesawing between not doing too much racial stuff - because I'd rather be known as the funny comedian than the funny Chinese comedian - but at the same time embracing my voice and who I am and what makes me unique, you know, which is the racial background.

Tasha Steelz, I've watched a few of her training videos, and she is super athletic.

When I was in N.Y. bartending, I was in a billion music videos. I was in Madonna, George Michael, Salt-n-Pepa - it goes on and on.

I always say that when I first started, my videos were very veered towards Indian people.

I believe that music videos give us an opportunity as actors to play a different character.

The times I've tried not to be funny, it's never worked, and the times I'm trying not to be dark and just be funny, that never works, either. As varied as my subject matter is, I think the worldview is pretty consistent: seeing darkness and seeing humor.

When a man plays a woman in a dress, you're halfway there. It's inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for whatever reason, it's not that instant kind of funny.

As a kid, I thought of myself as a funny person who secretly wanted to be serious, but now I think maybe I'm a serious person who secretly wants to be funny.

Couples are really funny, because if they are together, they can fight and do fun things together. In Jane Austen books, marriage is the end of the story, but I actually think a really funny couple could be a fun thing to watch.

We would not have 'America's Funniest Home Videos' without drunk brides and grooms falling into cakes.

We've all seen comedians look like they're reaching just a little bit too much for the laugh. This is counterproductive. The conceit of standup is that it is effortless, which makes the prospect of generating new comedy a tricky one: you are trying to be funny without looking like you are trying to be funny.

My parents and my sister died... very close together, and after that, I lost quite a bit of my sense of humor. Most of it I think has kind of come back, but I know there was a time when I didn't think things were funny anymore. I kind of think they're funny again.

I usually work in music videos, where we shoot, like, 10 to 12 setups and 60 shots or something.

I like shows where the female characters are as funny as the male characters, not just commenting on how funny the male characters are.

I don't think any artist has really relied on music videos the way I do. It's almost like my radio.

I know one of the reasons I first started making Youtube videos was because no one looks like me.

First of all, you needed a budget to do the video. The record companies would pick and choose who got videos.

The Eubanks are very different. If you look at the promotional videos they've done it's a bit 'Homes Under the Hammer.'

I really believe in giving tools and resources to other creators so that they can create beautiful videos.

So I do make a real effort that all of my videos are things that, if I had kids, I wouldn't mind them watching.

I also found it funny to think about blackness as the second person. That was just sort of funny. Not the first person, but the second person, the other person.

It's not bad enough I am exiled? It's not bad enough you take away the few good heroes I'm allowed to meet? You think it's funny to send me this this ? this charbroiled runt of a boy to ruin my tranquility? This is NOT FUNNY! Take him back!

Most writers like to maintain some sort of anonymity. For me, making videos was an assault.

I do enjoy making videos, even though they are long days and very hard work.

I've directed web series, music videos, film shorts, and theater. It's just a hat I put on.

Ain't it funny what people say? Ain't it funny what people write?

I regret behaving badly when I was younger. I did not know any better at the time. The thing is that the incidents that I caused were not funny... Youth is wasted on the young. It is better to have the wisdom of an old man in a young body... I was a bit foolish and teased people, trying to be funny.

I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And there are times when something I don't think is funny makes the audience laugh so hard.

We pray before everything - videos, onstage, TV shows. I think that has a lot to do with being successful.

Most of my videos consist of fragments, one or two minutes long. They are haikus or sketches. I have thousands.

I began my career as a recording artist, and eventually I started directing my own music videos.

If one percent of the people who take iPad or iPhone videos of concerts watch them, I'd be very surprised.

I don't want to make videos that come out looking like commercials or movie trailers.

I think music videos in particular and film in general - it's really good at communicating tone and feeling.