Top 1200 Funny Way Quotes & Sayings - Page 4

I'm a prankster, so some of the - you know, I like a good joke. I think when it's funny, it's funny.

There are quite a few very funny people in my life. You know those people who don't mean to be funny, they just come out with these zingers that just make you howl with laughter. Usually you find these people in the road crew. A good crew is a key to a healthy funny bone.

A funny thing happened to me on the way to the White House.

Why do all these people want [comedians] to be serious? The reason they want that is these are people who aren't funny. Anybody funny can be serious, but people who have no sense of humor, they can never be funny - and frankly, they're jealous. There's very few comic actors. Think about it. There aren't that many. It's hard because you have to be able to do both.

I find, when you're an optimist, life has a funny way of looking after you.

For some reason, people find me funny. It's quite hard to define why a thought is funny. It's even harder to define why a person would be funny. It's a word that I can't define at all. But whether I know quite what it is or not, I seem to be it.

I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else.

The really funny thing is that most all of my friends who are priests have seen me perform, and they say, 'I wish I could talk the way you do on stage. I wish I could reveal truth to my congregation the way you do.'

There's a difference between delivering real funny and just silly funny.

There are no funny lawyers - only funny people who made a career mistake.

I've always really enjoyed sounds and alliteration and funny words and funny melodies.

I love to do comedy, and I don't think of things as drama or comedy. I think that if it's a funny line, it's a funny line. If it's a funny moment, it's a funny moment.

I grew up with an extremely funny dad, and my mom is super funny.

I was always good at being observationally funny - like, contributing something funny to the conversation.

I like to be friends with funny guys, but I don't want to date a funny guy.

Actually, the animal pictures came about in a funny way.

You can give a guy a funny line, but you can't make him say it funny.

I've been too funny in my life to have to play a character who's... moderately funny.

I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.

For most people, my suffering is enjoyable. I suffer in a funny way.

It doesn't matter how many times the audience has heard it before. If it's funny, it's funny.

I'm not a broad comedy guy. I've been funny in movies, but I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who's sometimes funny.

My parents were funny. My brothers were funny. We just laughed and had a good time. Growing up, it breeds that. It breeds your funny. It breeds your creativity.

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I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'

Lou Holtz, I was also a huge fan of. He was really funny. I think that's a big part of why I was attracted to the Razorbacks: I thought Lou Holtz was really funny. He is really funny. Too bad he's a born-again, or whatever.

Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences.

I can't not write funny. It's literally the only way I know how to do it.

It's funny when someone says to you 'you're hot' and all that, because I don't think of it in that way.

The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny.

In a funny way, I like the past, I'm a very nostalgic person.

Kylie Minogue - she's so great. You'd love her if you met her. Everyone would. In a way I wish everyone could, to see what a person she is. She's so sweet and no bull and really funny, man, really funny. The Rolling Stones are like a weight around your neck. All that..'you're not meant to rock after you're 30...you've got to die in a car crash or of a drug overdose.

I used to stutter really badly. Everybody thinks it's funny. And it's not funny. It's not.

I always wanted to be a comedian, even when I was a little kid. I had a funny father who was in the news business, by the way. He was a radio news guy. So the news was always in my house, and funny was always in my house. It was sort of just baked into the DNA that I would do this for a living, but I can remember being less than 10 years old and dreaming about being a comedian.

If something's awful, I find it funny. If something's funny, I find it funny. It's my natural, go-to place.

One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny.

I wanna be funny, but if I have a chance to make a point while being funny - why not?

Being me is funny. I've made this weird character, and I think it's really funny.

I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny.

I do not think that obsession is funny or that not being able to stop one's intensity is funny.

If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny.

We just keep trying to beat every show with the funny stick until it's funny

Comedy is not commercial; it is risky, because what is funny in one place isn't always funny somewhere else.

My music has to be funny and sad and happy and loving; it's gotta have it all. When somebody's just too dark all the time, it's just drama. Or if somebody's too funny? Well, I like being too funny sometimes.

I don't really find things funny unless they're deeply tragic at the same time. I think if you're funny just for the sake of being funny, it's just frivolous nonsense. To me, all the best comic plays have been written about really serious and rather bleak things.

When we shot that [Westworld], it was so funny. Not funny - I mean, like, funny-strange because I, personally as an actress and as a person, am so used to having to play the damsel, that when we were shooting that scene, and Jimmi looked at me and said, "Dolores, run," I ran. Then I stopped myself, and I turned around and I went, "Oh my God. I'm so used to running."

In every show that you see, there's some stuff that's funny and some stuff that is not, or there might be stuff that you find funny and I don't. That would be true for any show, however funny or popular.

The decision as to what's funny and what is not funny shall rest solely with Mr. Freberg.

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.

Most people deal with grief in an awkward way, and that can be funny.

It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.

What's funny isn't really me. What I do is point out what I find funny in others.

It's not hard for me to be funny. But it's really hard. I don't think a lot of people are funny. I meet a lot of people, and most of them aren't funny.

The truth is really funny. It's uncomfortable sometimes, it's dramatic sometimes, but it's really funny. Life is funny.

People are getting careers from YouTube and uploading videos. And they're totally different - you can't necessarily be funny on a video, and then all of a sudden you're live in a theater. You don't have the tools yet. It's a lot more involved to go from being funny on a little iPhone screen to being live in front of people and being funny.

The keys that unlock the heart are made of funny materials: a disarming phrase that comes out of the blue, nowhere, a certain sexy walk that sends you reeling, the way someone hums when she is alone. My father said it was the way my mother danced with him.

Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.

There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.

Love has a funny way of showing up when you aren't looking for it and didn't plan on it.

If there's an audience, I think they're going to expect me to be funny. But what if I'm not funny? What if I fail?