Top 1200 Funny Way Quotes & Sayings - Page 5

There's nothing worse than trying to be funny and not being funny.

My name is Steven Crowder, and I happen to find blatant gayness funny. I mean really funny.

There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.

What's funny is funny. It doesn't matter what expense it's at. There are people who don't like that and I understand.

People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case.

In reality, as a comedian, you're successful because you're funny, and you should be able to be funny about anything.

My funny speech wasn't funny. That's not the first time a politician has done that.

My favorite comedians are just presenting an argument, and they're doing it in a funny way.

I think death and sex go together. If you shoot about sex in a funny way, it's different. But when you are doing sex in a serious way, death is always around.

I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. And when you're very, very happy, you're not very funny. You're just happy. I'd rather be damaged and funny.

It's not always easy to go from funny on the page to funny on the screen.

A funny thing happened on the way to the election - I got to the Senate first.

There's nothing less funny than trying to force funny.

I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up.

We certainly weren't the only show that managed to be funny and engaging and relatable but never talk down to the audience. There have only been a handful of those that I can think of that aren't super-cheesy or sappy or way too kid-friendly. 'Boy Meets World' was special in that way.

I don't make fun of my characters. I just like to laugh and I think people are funny and the world is funny.

I'll just talk and talk for an hour, an hour and half, until funny things come out of my mouth - often things that I don't think will be funny, often things that I just thought were sentences, turn out to be funny, because they're the sentences of an idiot. There's level of self-awareness that develops, and I write down things that were funny, usually when I'm on stage, and that becomes the show.

I think just about everyone is doing something that's completely different from what you've seen them do before or a stretch in some way. Like Brandon Routh is so funny, he's awesome. And Chris Evans is hilarious. I mean, he's always funny but just in this character, it's like, I mean I could barely stop laughing on a single take, it was unbelievable. So I think everybody's going to be really, really happy with all the [exes?].

Optimism isnt funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. Its exaggeration.

Marjorie Luke was funny and huge, or at least I remember her that way.

I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny.

Life has a funny way of helping you out when you think that everything's gone wrong.

[It's] funny how things have a way of looking so much brighter in the daytime.

When I want to have this teenage but funny way to be, I think about Ariana Grande.

To do something funny, you have to have experienced it in real life and digested it in a way that amuses you.

I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part!

Be Funny. Be naturally funny. If you're not, get out of the business. Be compassionate.

Sometimes my humor does offend people, and I've said it before: I don't write jokes to be offensive. I write jokes to be funny, and I guess what I find funny are things that other people sometimes find offensive. I would love nothing more than to never offend anyone, but it just doesn't seem to work out that way.

I try to find a way to make it comfortable or interesting or funny to me.

Peyton Manning is funny, hence the 'Saturday Night Live'; you see him in his commercials. He's funny.

Adam Sandler is a really funny guy in real life. Separate from all of the movies, that is a funny man.

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!

It's kind of funny the way it happened - the way I became a goalie. I was playing forward on this one team when I was little, and there was another team that needed a backup goalie. I mean, to me it just meant a chance to play more hockey, so I was all for it.

I mean, it's funny, I'm not going to lie. It's funny saying it. We're the Pelicans.

Funny is funny, and it can come in 8 billion different shades and flavors, so I think it's silly to kind of limit it.

I never think I want to try to be funny. And humor, if there is anything funny, should come from a real place.

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

At home in my room, I'm funny, but if I'm commissioned to be that, I don't feel very funny.

There are some situations in life that are simply not funny, and there's nothing funny about them, but they're rare, and they don't last all that long.

It's not funny when you actually get shot, but afterwards, yeah, it's funny.

I wasn't particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.

One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself.

I opened the door. He looked down at my shirt and smiled. "Funny," he said. "Don't call my boobs funny," I answered.

They are people who, by and large, think the Administration's policy - and the Iranian case is a classic one - is very stupid. They can't get that view in, and so by talking to me, they accomplish something. It's a way of saying, this ought to be discussed, we got to get this out. That's a form of patriotism, in a funny way.

To the U.S. and the world, I'm just known as some funny song and some funny music, some funny video guy. But in Korea I'm doing one of the biggest concerts; it's not a dance music concert. I'm playing with the band, so I change my every song to a rock song.

People think it's funny when a dumb person can't do things the same way they can.

I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.

I don't come from Lake Wobegon, and that world is not mine. It's not that funny to me. It's funny to other people, and I'm not judging it, but the world that I come from is not considered funny by other people as well. There's so much pain in it.

A funny person is funny only for so long, but a wit can sit down and go on being spellbinding forever.

The presidency has a funny way of making a person feel the need to pray.

I remember Tucker Toomey was named so because "T's are funny!" And if Garry Marshall says it's funny, by god, it must be so.

In America, funny women are allowed to be glamorous and funny, but over here, you're not.

Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.

Optimism isn't funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. It's exaggeration.

My job changes very little because I've found that the more you try to be funny, the less funny you become.

I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.

I fear for the future of the planet. But in a funny way, I'm even sanguine about that.

When I'm with other people who inspire my silliness or sense of humor, I'm funny. When I sit down to write, it's hard not to be funny.

There are few lonelier sights than a good comedian being funny in a movie that doesn't know what funny is.

I don't want to be a facilitator for other funny people. It doesn't seem smart for me to be in a comedy and not be funny. My spirit can't take it.